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in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

spend long enough being an OC Guy and you will eventually inevitably become a sincere recreation of the gregory berrycone 4chan bit

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side

there is something sooo embarrassing about everything i have done and will do

if you can’t handle me when im broke you don’t deserve me when i hav 15 dollers

Has anyone else noticed that the outgroup is weird as fuck while the ingroup is normal and chill

imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

imagine an expanse of graves spanning miles and miles, too many miles for you to traverse

literally a quote from Marcus Aurelius

HAD to go and dig for the quote. “sex is the friction of a piece of gut and, following a sort of convulsion, the expulsion of some mucus.” marcus was just being reductive, but purrp takes his analysis one step further: he correctly identifies that sex is stupid

how can civilisation be in decline when social media abounds with philosophers greater than Marcus Aurelius