i still hear whispers that i'm doomed

When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

"zillennial" isnt enough i think we need to introduce three microgeneration labels for everyone born between 95 and 2005 based on how covid fucked them up because i really believe that being in your early 20s and trying to figure out how to pay rent in the pandemic, graduating highschool in 2020 and having to pause your transition to adulthood, and zoom highschool created wildly different types of traumatized people.

during peak pandemic i couldnt afford to leave my abusive ex, had to get a flip phone bcs my phone broke and i was too poor to replace it.... meanwhile my young zoomer coworkers spell "diagonal" as "daiginil" on the order forms i have to read. to me this is a much much starker divide than who remembers 9/11 really well.

mike ermentruat heres what your gonna do. your gonna make a born to die world is a fuck derivative of whatever you want, smilecore edit, whatever. but listen. your not changing the last line. you hear me? those cops stay dead.

It’s five bucks but also paper money in Japan starts at 1000 yen, or ten bucks. 500 yen is a coin, about the size of a quarter. So not only is it a comically small amount, he is in fact asking for literal pocket change.

the urge to write is like a cat meowing for dear life for someone to open the goddamn door, who then shows utter disinterest in said open door

I'm suffering in silence BTW just so you know I'm suffering but silently and without letting anyone know just in case you hadn't heard