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Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

Daily reminder to Americans on this website that American war on Iran is bad because Iranians are getting killed not because you can no longer afford going to the movies in the weekends or refill your car 😒

Y'know what, this reminder also includes non-Americans. Let's watch our words and keep the victims of American aggressions in our heart always

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing