The Elastic Plastic Butthole

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i do not have an anal fissure btw i just know people who do

#ally

your body is a poop gun and eating is just reloading

This allergy season I'm using a neti pot to douche

You've heard of cauliflower ear, get ready for cauliflower butt

It's not a hole, I prefer to call it an "aperture" or an "extruder" #myextruder

There should be a reverse Heimlich manouever to dislodge constipation