The Elastic Plastic Butthole

Cottagecore is all fun and games until it's your turn to clean up the outhouse

they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”

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I love how in the span of three years we went from Brat summer to Explosive Diarrhoea Summer

a summer drink will save you & a summer fruit will save you & a glass of water will kiss you silly

But a summer salad with lettuce will have you happily married to the toilet😇

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I threw a dog at a land mine

i just unzip my cloaca and let the posts gush out of me

Gentrifying my digestion by pharting instead of farting

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