natescottjones

Hello Project Hail Mary fandom, please accept my entry fee: themes and emotions. I think about them a lot.

Song: Noah - Amber Run

- you must be assembling something

- something must be beeping

- something must be trying to wreak havoc

And he HATES it.

It's not that he hates being smart, he just hates how he can never quite predict how dumb everyone else is.

Just when he thinks he knows how low Guy's IQ is: "we are both of the cloth"

No, Lois, we can't repel down there, WHERE WOULD WE GET THE EQUIPMENT?

DO YOU REALLY NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CIRCLES AND SPHERES?!??!?

WHY WOULD YOU BRING YOUR DOG TO THIS TEAR IN THE FABRIC OF REALITY?

And then, when there's someone who actually is intelligent, it's like the intelligence only increases their capacity for dumbassery

Happy Bog Day — I visited my nearby bog to share some bog ambience with all of you!

Sorry, wormnoodless, you’re a heretic.

than “fully God, fully man”

is heretical

Her: I am 100% sure there is a delay function on the coffee maker.

Him: and I'm sure there's not. I'm telling you I looked. There is no button for delay.

*after the fifth time they've had this discussion and she finally bothers to look up the manual to prove her point*

Him (following the directions from the manual): Goddamn it there is a delay function on the coffee maker.

Her (doing a weird dance): Vindication!

*He laughs and pulls her into a kiss*

*during the climatic scene the husband is fighting the villain in his own house and it looks like he's going to lose*

Him: you may think you have won but I know some you don't know.

Villain: and what might that be?

Him: there's a delay function on the coffee maker

*there is an explosion from the coffee maker behind the villain (the husband filled it with gas). It allows the husband to get the upper hand and win the fight. As he walks away from the burning house finally ready to move on and start living again. He turns back and whispers to himself*

Help me out Tumblr! I have a theory.