the author's endling

my friends' band is mostly trans women and I've just convinced them to join Bandcamp Friday for the first time, do you have $2 to spare to buy one of their tracks?

you can also support them by following them for free

Way too funny not to share

you only like me for who I am

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

finding out a fast food chain that you always thought was nationwide or at least had a bigger presence was actually pretty much hyperlocal is always crazy to me. like wdym they don't have yum yum donuts outside southern california. where did kids at your middle school go to fight after school if not the parking lot of the yum yum donuts

Waffle House or Denny’s, typically

I need bush in my face or I'll die instantly

the butcher and the baker having a joint tinder account full of couples thirst traps with their faces cropped out and the candlestick maker opening the app at 11:00 p.m. two glasses of wine deep and ready to try something new

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.

no matter how hard i try i will always be that little girl wondering why everyone is better friends with eachother than her and begging to be loved