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Hey. Why isnβt the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isnβt that fucked up? Does anyone else think thatβs absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! Thatβs a big deal! Iβve never thought about it before but now that I have, itβs ridiculous to me that thatβs not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why donβt we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
Itβs July 20th. Thatβs the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. Iβm ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and Iβm going to have a goddamn potluck. Youβre all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
Happy moon day to all who celebrate
This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.
11 truths and a lie anyone? 3 days to vote and then I'll reblog with the answer.
I've chlorine gassed myself by accident
I've mustard gassed myself by accident
I left a bloody handprint (my own blood) on a window by accident
I don't have a belly button anymore
my boobs are reconstructed with two different materials
I have three cats and three dogs
I had a sugar glider as a kid
I sweat so much it can look like I just got out of the shower in mild weather
I wear shorts in subzero temperatures
I first had taxes withheld from a paycheck at 11
I had keys to my highschool's roof from freshman to junior year
I can crack several of my joints indefinitely
oof.
Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6
but only once.
Some Yu-Gi-Oh! bullshit right there

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HI LETβS SHARE NICOLEβS WORDS ON THE SUBJECT!Β
It has been literal years but every time I see Martinβs tweets posted somewhere and his word is shared as truth while her post is not sharedΒ it sort of reiterates the fact that we trust men to speak about feminism more than we believe women who experience it.Β
Interesting, innit?Β https://medium.com/@nickyknacks/working-while-female-59a5de3ad266
Reading her account of how their boss treated her blows me away. Men are so emboldened that they will literally admit to illegal discrimination casually and face no consequences.
In all the years of seeing this post Iβve never seen a link to her side. Didnβt even know sheβd written one.
Adding screenshots of her post. His whole post is there without needing a link. Hers should be, too.
Also, she posted this is 2017! Itβs fucking 2020 and Iβve seen his side of this for years, but it took 3 years for her side to make its way to my dashβ¦
Iβve reblogged his story at least twice; itβs time for Nicoleβs.
Itβs 2023 and i just now learned that Nicoleβs response was also out there
How long have you been writing fanfiction??
Less than 1 year!
For 1 to 5 years!
For 5 to 10 years!
For 10 to 15 years!
For 15 to 20 years!
For 20 to 25 years!
For 25 to 30 years!
For 30 to 35 years!
For 35 to 40 years!
For 40 to 45 years!
For 45 to 50 years!
For 50+ years!
Feel free to reblog for other people to vote. DO NOT SEND HATE TO ANYONE FOR WHAT THEY VOTED. This is merely for fun and to see what people genuinely think.
previously on: stuff i did today
so a few days ago I accidentally spilled some hot chocolate on my copy of Durrantβs the cloudy mirror, (which critically evaluates the strengths and biases of the historian Sima Qian) and i was in the uni gym for 1 hour painstakingly drying the pages with a hairdryer
today: i thought it would be funny to officially make an offering of some hot chocy to the Grandaddy of East Asian History himself, Sima Qian.
I brought a bar of whittakerβs just for this lol. no expenses spared.
Sima Qianβs Special Hot Chocy has 3 squares of dark chocolate, 1 tsp of sesame paste, 1 tsp of decaf coffee, a pinch of cinnamon, 2 marshmallows, a wafer stick and 1 cup or hot milk. now, i cant be sure that i am the first person in history to offer Sima Qian a cup of hot chocy, but i can be sure that this cup is the most unique, delicious and decadent!
Sima Qian was not present in person so I drank it on his behalf
I brought a bar of
whittakerβs just for this lol.
no expenses spared.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
@randomitemdrop
One of the funniest things about Mormonism is that Iβm sure Joseph Smith never believed any of the bullshit he said. There are some religions and cults where you have faith the original prophet actually thought they were talking to angels or believed the set of principles they laid out for their followers were for the greater good. Joseph Smith was a dumbass but like PT Barnum he realized a sucker was born every day and he was one step above the average 1830s sucker. He went from making people pay him to look at a rock in a top hat and βlocate buried treasureβ to receiving lost bits of scripture, through the rock and top hat method. His wife caught him cheating and he said an angel visited him and told him men should be allowed multiple wives and not obeying that would send her to hell. Iβm fairly convinced that dude was an atheist. He was on that hustler grindset. Brigham Young might have actually believed some of the shit he said but I donβt think Joseph Smith genuinely had faith in Mormonism or gave a fuck about humanity in the slightest.
Few people hustle and scam so hard that theyβre considered a martyr and a prophet 200 years later and their fanfiction is considered serious lost biblical scripture even though they stole lines from Shakespeare.
Heβs just a guy (who happens to be a Mutant). Happy Disability Pride Month!
I have decided that he has to concentrate and activate the bite like snake venom because a) thatβs funnier that he still considers himself a useless mutant in the fighting evil category and B) otherwise heβd be put down by Wolverine like that one kid who could burn people alive just by being near them.

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This but make it domestic Spirk:
Maaan, this Ernest Chiriacka illustration has been in my K/S inspiration folder for over a year now!! Thank you for making this postβthis was the push I needed to finally make it happen xD
β¨ Full size on AO3 β¨
i love declining birth rates π₯° "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it π teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c
It's currently 10Β°C (50Β°F) where I live (yes it's supposedly summer). Is it warmer or colder where you are?
warmer
colder
the exact same temperature
OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers
HBOβs Sopranos: hark at the ducks π¦ give zero fucks π¦ in Tonyβs pool π¦ pasta fazool π
altos: bada biNg π« bada boOm π« bada biNg π« bada boOm π«
this website is a goddamn national treasure
The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

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I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed
Prev tags via @lostlegendaerie because I am LOSING IT at this
this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this
im never leaving this hellsite
i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!