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Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.
Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.
I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.
I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'
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There's a Chinese meme that the Yellow River doesn't need rituals to present sacrifices because if it's hungry it'll come onto the shore and eat the sacrifices itself.
#some netizens also say chinese people like unification because only a powerful unified dynasty can survive the yellow river and sometimes #also the chang jiang when they decide to flood and change directions and kill and displace millions #also only large dynasties have the resources to do hydroengineering to try and control the yellow river #yellow river be like: if you don't hydroengineer you die #but if you do you might also die heehee #“we call these our mother rivers not because they are gentle but because we are too scared” tags on above post
The Great Lakes are uncaring, don't care whether you live or die, ambivalent, pay no attention to you.
The Yellow River cares. Deeply. About you, specifically. And your death. And being the cause of it. It notices you and your intentions. You've been warned. Exercise your hubris accordingly.
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ur daily reminder that when i say i love trans women i mean that there will be no liberation of women without the liberation of trans women, especially trans women of color, and this is not something that's up for debate in this house. be a serious feminist or get off my blog
Transportation that is run by the government/city as a public service**
Transportation that is available to everyone and has a low-enough cost that it isn't prohibitive***
Something else
I don't know what public transit is
*so Uber, taxicabs, planes, and trains all count as public transit
**so subways, buses, ferries, Amtrak, etc count, but planes, taxicabs, Ubers, and anything else run by a private company does not
***so the subway counts because the fare is low enough that basically anyone can take it, but Amtrak trains don't count because even if they're run by the government, they're expensive enough that some people can't take them
What counts as public transit?
Transportation that is available to anyone*
Transportation that is run by the government/city as a public service**
Transportation that is available to everyone and has a low-enough cost***
Something else
I don't know what public transit is
Remaining time: 6 days 1 hour
*so Uber, taxicabs, planes, and trains all count as public transit
**so subways, buses, ferries, Amtrak, etc count, but planes, taxicabs, Ubers, and anything else run by a private company does not
*** that it isn't prohibitive so the subway counts because the fare is low enough that basically anyone can take it, but Amtrak trains don't count because even if they're run by the government, they're expensive enough that some people can't take them
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Okay like I don't want to put anyone on blast but if your fic starts with the characters leaving Gotham in a car heading east, I start to lose faith in your cannon knowledge.
i’m aware of the kibbe body types but don’t use them and/or don’t know mine
dramatic
soft dramatic
flamboyant natural
natural
soft natural
classic or dramatic classic
soft classic
gamine
flamboyant gamine or soft gamine
theatrical romantic
Remaining time: 5 days 14 hours
there are 13 so i combined some results
if you don’t know what the kibbe body types are i will share a summary under the cut but i would suggest you either vote “i don’t know” or take a quiz then vote because it’s complicated. tl;dr you categorize different features into 5 different groups and then count how many of each group you have.
here is a chart of all the types:
as a disclaimer, the kibbe body types were intended to advise fashion decisions similar to guides like “if you’re an hourglass wear this!!”. kibbe wanted a more detailed list of body types than the fruits/shapes system. it’s also intended to work regardless of your weight but it sort of…doesn’t. it’s not perfect and i’d suggest you take your results with a grain of salt. i just think it’s fun and i don’t take it seriously. the kibbe body types don’t even include me personally because despite being a textbook theatrical romantic, i technically “can’t” be one because i am 5’11”. there are only a handful of types for tall women and all of them are predominantly “yang” which im not.
• there are two main categories: yin and yang. yin have is feminine, soft, squishy, and rounded, while yang is masculine, sharp, muscular, and boxier. (people who talk about this system will say that being yang doesn’t make you manly and vice versa which i agree with but these tests will call you manly regardless … so …
• you will be asked to rate different parts of your body as yin, yang, or both/neither based on their guidelines. they ask about your facial features, bone structure, fat distribution, muscle density, the texture of your flesh (? i don’t get it either), and height/size of certain body parts. at the end you will choose your body type based on your score.
dramatics are almost exclusively yang (but dramatic with some yang may be soft dramatics).
naturals are soft yang. they have angular features but they are slightly rounded or blunt.
classics are an equal balance of yin and yang. known for symmetrical features that are not particularly sharp or soft. weight is distributed fairly evenly.
gamines are similar to classic in the sense that there is an equal amount of yin and yang but while classics are mild and symmetrical, gamines features contrast each other. often described as petite, while their features are dramatic in proportion to their body, their body is physically smaller.
romantics are mostly or exclusively yin. delicate bone structure, curvy, often have an hourglass figure (so shoulders as wide as the hips with a small waist). it’s more about the curves created by their figure than the actual amount of fat: the hips create a curve and the upper torso creates a curve, whether it’s the fat over their stomach or ribcage or the size of their breasts that makes the curve doesn’t really matter, so you don’t need to be built like jessica rabbit or anything. romantics with some yang features are theatrical romantics.
here is the quiz i used but i hate it. if you have the time, i would find another one.
Stop watching videos about Mount Everest, me. You're just going to get mad at these people, me. Every time. Every fucking time.
Also it's called Sagarmatha, for Christ's sake. Or Qomolangma. You know. The names people who have lived there for thousands of years call it?
Yes, you know. Those people you pay to carry you up the fucking mountain so you can lie about how you climbed it at dinner parties with other awful people?
If you want to ignore corpses and dump trash everywhere while navigating a dangerous place, go to North New Jersey. Fucking losers.
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a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.
and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.
yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready
