Take A Name, Take A Number, Take A Bullet To The Brain

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

"resurrected" is probably too strong a word for what's happened to pjackk. he's still dead as fuck and not ok. but his corpse has drifted back to shore and we can poke it with sticks again. so there's that.

turns out resurrected was too strong of a word because they exploded his corpse again for some reason.

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’

the resurrection failed we lost him again

okay but like what even happened to cause this. do they have a big dedicated "revive pjackk" button at tumblr hq that someone accidentally bumped into and didn't notice for a few hours

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

I forgot that Americans spell it "mommy" and that therefore "strong as fuck ice mummy" was unabiguously about some sort of undead ice lich, and not ambiguously also about a sort of buff frosty milf archetype like I had been imagining for most of the past couple of years

I like the way you're thinking, and I want to fund further research on frosty milfs.

does anyone like me and want to understand me