you can try to stop it but it keeps on coming

let’s all have joint pain and digestive issues

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

I feel So Cringe whenever I express interest in anything You guys can shoot me if you want idk

starts with c and we all love it

call me maybe by carly rae jepsen

Beautiful: a child has drowned and returned from the other side with a report of going to the afterlife. "When I arrived in heaven I was greeted by a mammoth-headed man who said 'I am Anghprett Vul, sky god of the one true religion'. I asked 'who are you?' and he said 'we visited a tribe of Neanderthals and gave them our teachings but then a landslide killed them'. I asked 'so do I have to bring back your faith and believe in it?' and he said 'we don't really care". Find his book at your local apatheist bookstore today

Dude, I wouldn't even fucking notice until I go to Google something and the search actually works again.

The only reason I would notice is my life would suddenly get easier

Imagine a more beautiful world. Could you survive it?

A question for the ages.