One million pounds to the writer of this caption in the Guardian please
for any non-brits who haven’t had the joy of experiencing british politics in the last couple of years — please enjoy
nigel farage has a number of controversies but a recent one is that he didn’t declare donations (including a £5.000.000 gift) and he got caught so when they started to investigate it he had a hissy fit and resigned in protest but then said he was going to stand in the election that his own resignation triggered and called it “the people vs the establishment” except every other major political party has refused to validate this outcome by standing against him
except one
his only opponent is count binface, whose policies include capping the wigan kebab at £2, building at least 1 affordable home, conscripting people who use speakerphones on public transport, making cyclists who break the Highway Code ride unicycles instead and moving the hand dryer in the men’s toilet of a specific pub to a “‘more sensible location”
so when farage wins and declares victory over the establishment because the people of clacton support him — just remember who the opposition was
