you can try to stop it but it keeps on coming

my chem fans are like “I want to see the mr rogers spoof live. and also the 9/11 songs. and the vampire songs. yes all in one show please”

and can it all take place in the sex hospital please and thank you

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

this is how sharks stay smooth

Bro the cuttlefish and everything else checkin it ou

the best part is the rapidly growing crowd of onlooker fish and squids hoping that this event will end in a festive shower of delicious shark guts (it did not. woe to the peanut gallery)

no but seriously bring back cucumbers

love when someone unironically posts some shit like "bring back cucumbers" they went away??

This is Dover Heights in Sydney which means this house is worth easily 5-6 million USD on some of the most desirable land in the world.

every like four months i see white people fighting about if a mixed person looks white or not and everytime i'm just like. exhausted by everyone's obsession with defending people's proximity to whiteness like it's some noble endeavor. like why are you in everyone's face about how white they look? why does it matter that much to you? why do you need to convince yourself that their non-western european features are nonexistent? why is this something you give a fuck about? everyone be normal about mixed people challenge (impossible)