you can try to stop it but it keeps on coming

The way tonight's note was "no more friendships" but this followed it

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

I am forced to assume night 3 will have Early Sunsets and Party Poison

The way game people talk about reviews and criticism as if they're some sinister scheme to trick you into hating video games is so bizarre. All video game discourse is a zero sum nightmare but the whole "don't let reviews influence you, make up your own mind"...reading reviews is? Supposed to help you make up your own mind? Gamers are the only people in this scenario demanding that opinions they don't like shouldn't exist (or at least are harmful and sus)

I don't let myself be misled by the five gaming outlets still left alive! Those fatcats! I only trust critics who would never lie to me and accentuate the negative: Youtubers

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you

one of my favorite lotr facts is that gondorians speak sindarin as a first language and yet when faramir was talking to frodo and sam about cirith ungol he was like “we don’t know what’s in there.” like faramir. cirith ungol is sindarin for “pass of the spider.” do the math

'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

John Adams: “I study war and diplomacy, so that my son may study trade and commerce, so that his son may study art and music.”

The thing is every step of the situation does actually make perfect sense if you follow it more closely. Why is Farage stepping down and immediately re-running? Well he's trying to delay the investigation into his finances and also pull a PR stunt. Why is no-one else running? Well they don't actually want him out of parliament yet because they want the investigation to continue. Why is his main competitor a man with a bin on his head? Oh that's just Count Binface, he runs every time there's a high profile by-election. Why is he Count Binface? Well he used to be Lord Buckethead but he had to drop the character due to a copyright dispute. Why was he Lord Buckethead? Well in 1977, Star Wars was released in cinemas,