You know what this fandom needs? The characters writing game walkthroughs for other games.
Flowey has the in-depth completionistās guide. Just the biggest and most in-depth guide imaginable without a lot of emotion behind it, but it does call you can idiot about 74 times.
Alphys has the deep, rambling guide that breaks off into her opinions of each cut scene and which routes are best and omg you HAVE to unlock this part and omg sorry she got off track um she THINKS what you do here is⦠Wait hang on that got changed in the update let me justā¦.
Undyne just tells you to fight your way through everything. Get STRONGER!!! Itās just the git gud diaries with little time for the other parts of the game. Itās all about those combat strategies, and only the GOOD combat strategies that face danger HEAD ON! And save EVERYBODY!!! With a few guides in there on how to help certain NPCs she really loves and cherishes.
Mettatonās walkthrough is a video with so many special effects and dramatic edits that you arenāt sure if itās the same game or not, but damn if the videos arenāt entertaining
Papyrusās guide is very⦠Odd. Itās⦠actually not even for the right game??? You donāt even know what game his guide is for. The game heās describing doesnāt seem to exist, or maybe youāve just never heard of it. But itās not this one. Maybe heās confused. Maybe youāre confused. He has contact info at the bottom though and says āPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MESSAGE ME IF YOU NEED ANY EXTRA HELP IāM ALWAYS AVAILABLE!!!!!!!!ā If you do ask for advice, it always seems just a little off. Also he seems to always know what buttons you just pressed and itās a little creepy. But somehow he gets you through with the most backward and cryptic advice he can give.
Sansās walkthrough is a single .txt document that just says ālaterā and a URL to another document which says ādoā and a link to another doc that says ālater.ā This goes on for a while but if you continue to shuffle through docs, eventually it links you to a barebones password prompt. The answer is fartmaster, misspelled. When you unlock it and get into that site, itās just another text document with an ASCII hard hat, some lorem ipsem, and a button that plays a fart noise.












































