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ืคืืง ืืจื ืงืื- ืจืืื, ืคืจืก, ืืืื
ืืื.
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ืคืืง ืืืื
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Youโre a regular office worker born with the ability to โseeโ how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.
You decide itโs best to find out what you can about this person. Cautiously, you approach his desk. Heโs a handsome man, tall, but with a disarming smile. How could such a friendly guy with such cute, dorky glasses be dangerous?
You extend your hand. โI noticed youโre new here. Whatโs your name?โ
He shakes your hand warmly. His gaze is piercing, as if heโs looking right through you. โThe nameโs Clark,โ he says. โSo, how long have you worked for the Daily Planet?โ
This one wins.
Itโs been a few weeks, and one of Clarkโs friends shows up.ย Sheโs pretty and all, enough muscle that she must work out.ย First thought would be that she should be maybe a 6.
Clarkโs introducing her around.ย ย โThis is my good friend, Diana, sheโs in from out of town.โ
You blink, and take a step back in fear.ย Youโve never seen an 11 before.
The day Bruce Wayne shows up for his long promised interview with Lois Lane, you canโt help it, the mug your holding drops from your fingers and sends a shock of hot coffee and ceramic shards across the floor.
Clark stops a few feet away and squints at you worriedly from behind those ridiculous glasses youโre 99% sure he doesnโt actually need, and asks tentatively,ย โEverything all right?โ
You ignore him in favor of staring at the inky dark numerals hovering over the beaming fool gesticulating some fantastic yacht story for a gaggle of secretaries and minor columnists.
Thatโs it. Your gift has officially gone haywire. There is no other explanation. Because there is absolutely no way thatย Brucie Wayne is a 10.
At this point, youโve seen it all. Miled manner reporters and billionaires at a 10 and a model-like woman at 11. You were really starting to doubt your power. The day you really stopped believeing in it was when Bruce Wayne came for another visit, and this time with a kid. The kid couldnโt be more than 10 years old, a bit on the short side.
He was an 8.
The day you started believing in it again was when you saw on tv the formation of something called the justice league.
There were those same numbers over superman, batman, wonder woman and robin. Thatโs when you put two and two together. You wonder how nobody at the daily planet noticed that Clarke was Superman with glasses. You wonder why you didnโt notice. You wonder why nobody put two and two together that Diana Prince and Wonder Woman looked exactly the same. You look in the mirror as the realization hit you and you see your own number change from a 3 to a 9.
I donโt think Iโve ever actually reblogged this magnificent post and thatโs shame.
dc comics heritage post
give a man a guitar and heโll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that theyโre gonna throw it back to you
I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you shouldโve somehow realized what you gotta do
my friend asked if i was gonna stop laughing at wonderwall jokes.
i said maybe
World Heritage Post
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
Iโm not missing it this year.
Happy Birthday Buddy!!
I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory
I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know
I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory
I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know
fool count: 3

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i love that we and cats share pareidolia (seeing patterns where they dont exist), but instead of seeing faces in everyday objects like us, they see snakes
that computer cord? snake. string? small snake. cucumber? short fat straight snake
snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. itโs even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primatesโ insanely good color eyesight
Itโs because snakes are wonderful and we must stop and admire them at any cost
STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.
Animated Goncharov.
Definitely that one.
unless, hear me out...
Muppet Goncharov
Look at these idiots who haven't seen Gonzorov (1993).
Reblogging entirely for Gonzorov.
life if comes fucks me
โOh, thatโs pretty nice. And it looks like something I could dra-โ
Witchcraft
And who says you canโt draw it?
You donโt know until you practice.
ืืืืจืื ืฉืื ืืืืืงื ืืฉืืืจืื ืืืืืื ืฉืืื ืชืืื ืืืืจ ืืืช ืืืฉื ื ืจืง ืืฉืงืจ
ืงืจืืชื ืืช ืื ืืชืืจ ืดืืฉืืืจืื ืืืืืืืืด. ืืื ืืืืื ืชื ืืืืื ืืฆืื ืฉื ืืืืืื ืืืืจื ืืืช ืืืืืืื ืืืืจื ืฉืงืจ ืืื ืืกืืืืืฆืื ืืืืชื ืืฆืืืงื ืืฆืื ืืจืืฉ (ืกืืืื ืคืจืง ืืืืคืงืืช)

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ืื ื ืืืฉื ืฉืืจืงืข ืืจืฆืืืืช ืฉืงืจื ืืฉืืืขืืื ืืืืจืื ืื ืืื ืืืื ืืืืจ ืขื ืืืฆื ืฉื ืืฉืืจืช ืืฉืจืื ืืืื..
ืื ืืื, ืืืฆืืจ ืืืืจืืจ ืฉืืืืชื ืืคืก ืืืืคื ืืืืชื ืืืืืจืื. ืื ืืฉืืฉืืืจืื ืชืคืกื ืืช ืืืืืื ืืืืจืื ืฉืืื (ืืขืืงืจ ืืืืืช ืฉืืืจ ืืื ืืืืจืื ืืฉืืจื ืืขืืจืืื ืื) ืจืง ืืืืจื ืื ืืฉืืืจืื ืืืื ื ืชื ื ืืื ืืืืช. ืืืืื ืืกืชืืืืื ืืฉืืื ื ืขื ืกืืื ืื ืืื ืขืืฉืื ืืืื. ืจืง ืฉื ื ืฉืขืืจื ืืกืชืืืื ืกืชื ืืื ืืืืื ืขื ืืงืื (!) ืืืืืืช ืคื ืืจืืฉืื, ืืจืง ืืืจื ืฉืืื ื ืืจื ืืฉืืจื ืืืฉืืจื ืืืืข ืืฉื. ืืื ืขืื ืืืืฉืืื ืขื ืจืื ืืืืื ืืืืื ื. ืืืืฉืืื ืขื ืจืื ืขืจืื ืืืขื ืฉืืื ื ืืืืืช ืฉื ืืืฉืืจื, ืืื ืืฉืืฉ ืืื ื ืืื ืืืื ืืืชืจ ืขื ืื ืืื ืืืืฉืจืช ืืื' ืืื' ืืืฉืจ, ืขื, ืืชื ืืืืขืื, ืืื ืืื. ืื ืื, ืืืคืขืืื ืื ืืชืืื ืืชืงืืคืืช, ืืืืืื ืื ืื ืืืืฆืขืืช ืข'"ื ืืืืืื.
ืืื ืืืขืื ืืื ืืืืื ืืื ืฉืืฆืื ืืืืืจืช ืฉื ืืืืืช ืื ืื ืชืขืืืจ ืื ืืืฉืืจื ืคืฉืื ืื ืืืจืืช ืืืืืฃ. ืื ืืืชืจ ื ืืื, ืื ืืืจืืช ืืืคืขืื ืืื ืืขืฆืืจ ืืช ืืคืฉืขืื ืืืืืชืืื.
ืขื ืื ืืืฉืืจื ืื ืืคืขืืื ืืื ืืชื ืฉืืืืื? ืขื ืืคืื ืืช ืืคืขืืืื ืคืืืืืืื ืืืืื! ืื, ืืื ืื ืื ืืคืขืืื ืืคืืืืืืื, ืกืคืฆืืคืืช ืืื ืฉืืืฆืืื ื ืื ืืืืฉืื! ืื, ืืชื ืืืืขืื, ืื ืฆืจืื ืืขืฆืืจ ืืช ืืจืืื ืื ืืื ืืฉืืฉ ืืื ืื ืฉืื ืฆืืจืืื ืงืฆืช ืืืง ืืื. ืืืืืื, ืืืฉืืจื ืืชืืืื ืืืจืืื ืืืืคื ืื ืืืืืืื ืฉื ืงืืืฆืืช ืืืืจืื ืฉืื ืื ืืืืืืช. ืื ืืขืฆืืจ ืื ืฉืื ืขื ืืืืฆื ืืืืื ืืืชืจ ืืฉืื ืืืขืฆืืจ ืืืื ืฉืงืืจืืื ืืืืืช ืืขืจืืื. ืืื ืื ืืชืคืืืื ืฉืื ืืืืืื ืืืชื
ืื ืืื ืงืฆืช ืืืชืจ ืืืฉืืช, ืืคื ื ืฉืืืข ืืขืจื ืื ืืื ืฉืื ืืฆื ืืืฉืืง ืฉื ืืคืืขื. ืืื ืฆืขืืจ ืื ืขืฉืจืื ืืฆืื, ืืื ืจืงืข ืคืืืื. ืื ืืื ืฉืืืื ื, ืืืืจืื ืฉืื ืคืขืืืื ืืืจืืื ืฉืืืื ื ืืืืจืื, ืืื ืืื ืขืฆืื ืื ืคืืขื ืืจืื ืืืงืืืืืกื. ืื ืฉืื ืืืืข ืื ืฉืืื ืืืื ืืคืืขื ื ืืื. ืืืืื ืืคืืขื ืืืืขืื ืืืชืืืืืืืช ืฉืืื ืขื ืืืฉืืจื, ืืืจืืช ืฉืื ืืจืื ืคืืืช ืืืืืื ืืืขืืื ืื ืืืจืื (*ืืืืื* *ืืืืื* ืืืชืจ ืืจืืฉืืื) ืืื ืืงืจื, ืืฉืืื ืืฆื ืื ืืืฆืืข ืืื ื ืชืงืข ืืืขืืช ืืฉืืืจ ืืื. ืืฉืืืจ ืื ืจืื ืื ืืื ืืช ืื ืฉืืื ืื ืืืจ ืกืืืื ืื ืืื ืืงื ืืช ืื-ืืื ืฉืื ืืฆืืื, ืขื ืขืื ืฉื ื ืฉืืืจืื, ืืื ืืชืืืื ืืืจืืืฅ ืื ืขื ืฉืืืฉืื ืืืื ืฉืืืืื ืขืืืื. ืืื ืื ืงืืื ืคืฆืืขืืช ืืืชืจ ืืื ืงืฉืืช, ืืื ืืื ืื ืืืื ืืืืืืฆื (ืืืืืื) ืฉืื ื ืงืจืขื ืืืืืืื. ืืื ืื ืขืฉื ืฉืื ืืืจ ืืืฅ ืืืืชืงื ืืฉืืืจ. ืขื ืื ืื ืืืืข ืฉืื ืืชื ืฆืืืช ืืืืฉืืจื ืืฉืื ืคืืฆืื.
ืืืจืืจ ืฉืืืชื ืืืืช ืืืืช ืฉื ืืืฉืืจื ืืื ืื ื ืงืืืชืืช ืืื ืืืงืจื. ืจืง ืฆืจืื ืืืกืชืื ืขื ืื ืฉืื ืื ืืืชื. ืืฉืจ ืืืืืื ืืคื ืื ืืื ืขืืจืืื, ืืจืืจ ืฉืืื ืคืืืช ืืืจื ืขื ืืืืคืช ืขืืจืืื ืืช ืืืืชืจ ืขื ืืืืคื ืขื ืื ืฉืื ืฉืื ืืืฆืืื ืื ืืขืื ืื. ืืืืขืื ืืื ืฉืจืื ืืืจืืื ืืืฉืืจื ืคืฉืื ืืงืฉืืืื ืืื ืฉืืื ืืืืจ. ืืืงื ืืคืืื ืืกืืืืื ืืืชื. ืื ืืจืืจ ืฉืืืฉืืจื ื ืืื ืืืืืก ืืืื ืืืชืจ ืื ืฉืื ืื ืืคืื ืืืื ื ืืืืจื ืืืฉืจ ืืฉืืืื ื. ืืื ืืืืคื ืฉื ืฉืืืชืืืืช ืื ืืืฉืืจื ืืขืฆืื ืืืฉืืชืช. ืืืกืืคื ืฉื ืืืจ, ืื ืืืื ืื ืจืง ืขื ืขืฆืื ืืืงืื ืขื ืืขื.
ืืืฉืืจื ืื ืืืืื ืดืคืฉืื ืืืืืฃ ืืืืคื ืืืืงืืด ืืืืจืื ืืื
ืืคืืื ืฉืื ืืชืคืงืื ืฉืืื, ืื ืืืจืฉ ืงืฉื ืฉืืฉืืืจื ืืื ืืืืื ืช ืืฉืืืื ืืื ืืื.
ืื ืขืืืื ืืฉืืชืคืช ืืืื ืขื ืืคืจืงืืืืืช ืืฉืืฉ ืกืืืืืช ืื ืืฉืืื ืฉืจืืืื ืืืื ืืฆืืืืจ ืื ืืฉ ืืืืคื ืืืืงืืช ืืื ื ืืชื ืืขื ื ืืฉืคืื ืืืชืื.
ืืืขืื ืืืื ืืื ืฉืืื ืืขื ื ืืฉืคืื ืืืืชื (ืืื ืืื ืฉืจ ืืืฉืคืืื)
ืืขืืงืจ ืืืื ืฉืืคืจืงืืืืืช ืื ืืชืคืงืืช ืืื ืฉืฆืจืื ืืื ืืืื ืฉืืชื ืืืฉืคื ืื ืขืืืืื ืืขืืืก ืืืืช ืืืฉืคืืื(ืื ืืืจ 3 ืฉื ืื ืื ืืื ื ืฉืืคืืื ืืืฉืื, ืืื ืืื ืฉืจ ืืืฉืคืืื ืฉืื ืืืจืื ืืื).
ืืื ืืขืงืืืช ืืขืืืก ืืคืจืงืืืืืช ืคืฉืื ืื ืกืืืจืช ืชืืงืื ืื ืฉืืืืขื ืืืกืืจื ืืืขืื ืื ืืืืื ืืื
ืืื ืืื ืืจืชืขื ืฉื ืืืฉืืจื ืื ืคืฉืื ืืื ืขื ืืฉื
ืืื ืืฉ ืขืืื ืืคืฉืืขื
ืืื ืืฉืืืจืื ืืืฆืืืืจ ืืืืขืื ืืช ืืชืกืืื ืฉืืื ืขื ืขืืขืจืืช ืืืฉืคื (ืืขื ืืื ืืื ืฉืจ ืืืคืฉืืื ืืืืฃ ืืื ืฉืื ืืงืจื)
ืืื ื ืืฆืจ ืคื ืืขืื ืืืืืื ืืื ืืืื ืฉื ืคืฉืืขื, ืื ืขื ืืฉื, ืืืกืจ ืืจืชืขื, ืขืื ืคืฉืืขื. ืฉืืืืืง ืงืฆืจ ืขืดื ืฉืจ ืืืฉืคืืื ืืืืืืจ ืชืกืืื ืืื ืืืืื ื
A conversation I have with goyim roughly every 6-13 minutes:
Goy: so what do Jews really think about J-sus?
Me: we donโt.
Goy: ???
Me: We donโt think about him. He is completely irrelevant to us.
Goy: I find that hard to believe. Good or bad, you must think something.
Me: we really, really donโt.
Goy: certainly you do.
Me: Whatโs your opinion on Moshe ben Maimon? No Googling.
Goy: who?
Me: Oh you donโt have an opinion or know anything about him because heโs entirely irrelevant to your life?
Goy: Thatโs not true, I just donโt know much about Judaism.
Me: yes. That is the point I am making.
Goy: but J-sus is famous all over the world! Even in Israel!
Me: yes. Xtians think about him a lot. Jews do not.
Goy: I still donโt believe you donโt have opinions.
Me: I cannot emphasize enough how little time Jewish people spend sitting around contemplating figures from other religions.
Goy: butโ
Have you ever had a nosebleed before?
Have you ever had a nosebleed before?
Yes
No
Like randomly or by getting punched in the face?
wordle in 1: joyless. it is statistically inevitable that your go-to starting word will be the solution one day, and this is no more of an accomplishment than running a random number generator once a day until it gives you "1"
wordle in 2: misleading. you may think that this is the highest achievement, but it suffers from the same disappointment of a lucky guess that wordle in 1 causes. your second guess is a strategic choice, but ending the game this early just isn't interesting
wordle in 3: the peak. your starting word gave you some information and then your second guess contextualized that information into a solvable position. your sharp intuition and restraint is what truly separates you as above average.
wordle in 4: statistically average, par for the course, the baseline against which all other wordles are compared.
wordle in 5: you're sweating. you made a mistake at some point, or your starting word was effectively useless, and it took an extra guess above average to close things out. wordle in 5 comes as a relief.
wordle in 6: crushing humiliation. you have technically succeeded but at what cost. your thirty square grid will stare back at you like barrels of a firing squad. a failure in all but name.
wordle failure: never your fault. what kind of stupid word even was that like come on
Wordle in 6 is the mega-clutch. It is the last resort pull. It is an epiphany that covers the stress of the failing to make it in 5.
Wordle in 6 is telling the world that you are not gonna lose this day. Thats even why its called wordle
What she says: Iโm fine.
What she means: I understand the Chronicles of Narnia was at its heart a fairytale with theological analogies for children. But why did Lewis never address how they had to adapted to life on Earth again. Why does no one talk about how the Pevensies had to grow up with a kingdom of responsibilities on their shoulders, only to return to Earth and be children. Take Lucy, she was youngest and perhaps she adapted more quickly-but she had the memories and mind of a grown woman in an adolescent body. Edmund literally found himself in Narnia, he went from a selfish boy to mature and experienced man. He found a purpose and identity through his experiences to come back as just Edmund, Peterโs younger brother. Did people wonder why the sullen, sour boy came back, carrying himself like a wisened king? Did his mother wonder why he and Peter suddenly got along so well, why they spent so much time together now? And Susan, the girl of logistics and reason came back with a difference in her. She learned how to be a diplomat and ambassador, Susan the Gentle had to live to endure not-so-gentle circumstances. She had the respect she wanted, only to be just another teen girl. And Peter, he entered the manhood and maturity he so wanted. He earned the responsibility and stripes he yearned for. He learned to command armies and conduct the menial tasks demanded of a king to rule a nation. But he came back, appearing to be just anther glory-hungry boy. Not to mention the PTSD they must have struggled with. Especially Edmund. How often did he wake up in a sweat, screaming a sibling or comradeโs name? His parents believe itโs the war, but itโs an entirely different one he has nightmares about. How often did he have trouble with flashbacks and mood swings? And how many times did he and Peter sit over a newspaper or near the radio listening to reports on the troops. How often did they pour over lost battles and debate better strategies. Did their parents ever wonder why they seemed to understand flight war so well? How long was it before they stopped discussing these things in front of people? Why does no one talk about this???ย
Why am i fucking crying
Why does no one talk about how the Pevensies had to grow up with a kingdom of responsibilities on their shoulders, only to return to Earth and be children
Itโs not addressed because itโs understood. It was the shared experience of the generation. You are describing coming home from World War One, battle wearied and aged beyond belief, but walking around in the body of a youth. C S Lewis went to the front line of the Somme on his nineteenth birthday and went back to complete uni in 1918 after demob.
Not seen it with this very very pertinent addition before
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Magneto the holocaust survivor, my beloved. A man whose entire motivation is that such an event will never happen again. You will forever be my blorbo.
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