first ever gay dog

i had a dream that i kept running into tony soprano and his buddies on my commute and we would like say hi and occasionally i would witness some mob drama, and then one time i was really stressed and depressed because i have no money and i mentioned it to him and then the next day he brought me in between the train cars and snuck me a ziploc bag full of cash. so i'm trying to manifest something similar to happen in real life 🙏

i was talking to my mom and she mentioned the taylor swift wedding and was like "that just doesn't seem like something she would do..... i guess she's just like all the rest of them...." like first of all i didn't know my mom had any opinions about tswift at all but apparently this tacky ass wedding has disillusioned her

wearing my "for the gaze" shirt and my "does anyone still wear a hat?" hat i am broadway'd outttt today

i've been drinking black coffee (with sugar) bc i'm out of milk but now i'm out of sugar too so i guess i'll just die

straight men like to flirt with me by saying i look like i go to the gym which i understand is a sign of respect in their culture but my automatic response to someone asking if i go to the gym is like if they asked me if i like to kick puppies. i'm like ew fuck no!!

they call me easily-triggered alyssa the way i am so easily triggered. and alyssa

it's crazy how much the vampire gabriella was like tailor-made in a lab to be the type of character that i love but she's so mean to my beautiful princess with a disorder that i actually can't stand her