first ever gay dog

the downside of schools being out for the summer is that there are no longer ice cream trucks posted up by the elementary school on my walk route...

i'm gonna be so fucking busy for the next week including the weekend i'm preemptively exhausted and miserable. and then i only have one more week before i have to move. can someone please humanely euthanize me

i had a dream that the lady giant from into the woods appeared in my backyard but she was wearing cunty red stilettos and my mom threw a jar of coins at her head

fuuuuck i left my vape on the bus 😔

there's a church on my bus route with a sign for the summer that says "enjoy god's son while you enjoy god's sun" and i will not lie i get a kick out of it every time i see it

in the most recent episode of the vampire lestat in the final scene they are waiting for a harlem-148 st bound 3 train at Hingston Avenue which like. the actual station is called kingston avenue i have no idea why they changed one letter in the background signage to make it hingston. meanwhile they reference other actual nyc locations like cubbyhole?? rolin jones explain yourself what is hingston