first ever gay dog

a guy asked me if i had a lighter so i stopped to give him one and then he asked me to buy him cigarettes and i said no and then he asked me to give him money for cigarettes and i said no and then he was like well can i keep the lighter? and i was like yeah. no point to any of this just an anecdote from my night

i went to the grocery store and they had pikachu, squirtle, and charmander themed goldfish..... aren't you forgetting somebody...... :(

will you be mad at me if i tell you that i'm taking adderall as an appetite suppressant

how on earth am i broke again already i actually hate my lifeeeee

i had a dream that i kept running into tony soprano and his buddies on my commute and we would like say hi and occasionally i would witness some mob drama, and then one time i was really stressed and depressed because i have no money and i mentioned it to him and then the next day he brought me in between the train cars and snuck me a ziploc bag full of cash. so i'm trying to manifest something similar to happen in real life 🙏

i was talking to my mom and she mentioned the taylor swift wedding and was like "that just doesn't seem like something she would do..... i guess she's just like all the rest of them...." like first of all i didn't know my mom had any opinions about tswift at all but apparently this tacky ass wedding has disillusioned her

wearing my "for the gaze" shirt and my "does anyone still wear a hat?" hat i am broadway'd outttt today

i've been drinking black coffee (with sugar) bc i'm out of milk but now i'm out of sugar too so i guess i'll just die