first ever gay dog

is there a reason that all the buses are fucking with me today. like i am a woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown

if i'm ever disproportionately spiraling out (like right now) please remind me to check my period tracker app before throwing myself under a bus

how can i make $40 last me for two weeks using science or magic

a guy asked me if i had a lighter so i stopped to give him one and then he asked me to buy him cigarettes and i said no and then he asked me to give him money for cigarettes and i said no and then he was like well can i keep the lighter? and i was like yeah. no point to any of this just an anecdote from my night

i went to the grocery store and they had pikachu, squirtle, and charmander themed goldfish..... aren't you forgetting somebody...... :(

will you be mad at me if i tell you that i'm taking adderall as an appetite suppressant

how on earth am i broke again already i actually hate my lifeeeee

i had a dream that i kept running into tony soprano and his buddies on my commute and we would like say hi and occasionally i would witness some mob drama, and then one time i was really stressed and depressed because i have no money and i mentioned it to him and then the next day he brought me in between the train cars and snuck me a ziploc bag full of cash. so i'm trying to manifest something similar to happen in real life 🙏

i was talking to my mom and she mentioned the taylor swift wedding and was like "that just doesn't seem like something she would do..... i guess she's just like all the rest of them...." like first of all i didn't know my mom had any opinions about tswift at all but apparently this tacky ass wedding has disillusioned her