first ever gay dog

fuuuuck i left my vape on the bus 😔

there's a church on my bus route with a sign for the summer that says "enjoy god's son while you enjoy god's sun" and i will not lie i get a kick out of it every time i see it

in the most recent episode of the vampire lestat in the final scene they are waiting for a harlem-148 st bound 3 train at Hingston Avenue which like. the actual station is called kingston avenue i have no idea why they changed one letter in the background signage to make it hingston. meanwhile they reference other actual nyc locations like cubbyhole?? rolin jones explain yourself what is hingston

pam is my favorite true blood character and she's not in it very much but she brings me joy.... every time she's on screen i'm like yay 🩷 pam 🩷

is there a reason that all the buses are fucking with me today. like i am a woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown

if i'm ever disproportionately spiraling out (like right now) please remind me to check my period tracker app before throwing myself under a bus

a guy asked me if i had a lighter so i stopped to give him one and then he asked me to buy him cigarettes and i said no and then he asked me to give him money for cigarettes and i said no and then he was like well can i keep the lighter? and i was like yeah. no point to any of this just an anecdote from my night

i went to the grocery store and they had pikachu, squirtle, and charmander themed goldfish..... aren't you forgetting somebody...... :(

will you be mad at me if i tell you that i'm taking adderall as an appetite suppressant