first ever gay dog

i don't comment on fashion trends i said nothing when everyone started wearing big pants all the time but i gotta say. i really don't like tabi shoes

i get so jealous every time i see someone walking around with a bouquet of flowers. that's the most romantic thing in the world

wearing my lady gaga shirt that makes gay guys go 🫵😃 at me from across the street

i'm getting rained on and i'm grumpy about it. if anybody even cares.

someone on this train is blasting tokyo drift by the teriyaki boyz omg i haven't thought of that song since middle school

i've been binging all of mike flanagan's shows and house of usher is highkey the best one it's so funny... would you rather die at an orgy while listening to closer or get killed in a lesbian lover's quarrel while listening to total eclipse of the heart

i love when persephone says this old man hole is bringing her down. crazy way to talk about your husband