first ever gay dog

straight men like to flirt with me by saying i look like i go to the gym which i understand is a sign of respect in their culture but my automatic response to someone asking if i go to the gym is like if they asked me if i like to kick puppies. i'm like ew fuck no!!

they call me easily-triggered alyssa the way i am so easily triggered. and alyssa

it's crazy how much the vampire gabriella was like tailor-made in a lab to be the type of character that i love but she's so mean to my beautiful princess with a disorder that i actually can't stand her

i've started keeping a list in my notes app called "kurt vonnegut buying an envelope moments" aka pleasant interactions i have when i go outside and interact with the world and i try to add to it every day in order to stave off the horrors

if i show up ugly to the dyke march everybody better be nice to me

any advice on how to get a better body by tomorrow night so i can wear a fun outfit to the dyke march? DON'T say self-acceptance i'm thinking more along the lines of taking The Substance