david goldrock

That moment you're trying to explain a sensation to a doctor and it's extremely weird and requires a couple of sentences, and their eyes light up as if you just recited the textbook explanation of a symptom

I'm very eloquent and I know medical lingo so I often accidentally use literal textbook descriptions

i meant that more in the sense of. well. let's just say thay doctors tend not to have a clue wtf is wrong with you

oh. damn :(

why do people think victorian orphans were like. the peak of sheltered pure innocence

"imagine feeding mountain dew to a victorian orphan" they'd probably appreciate the pick-me-up before their shift as junior osha violator at the accident factory

"imagine showing a victorian orphan vtubers" they'd say "this is boring i wanna watch public executions"

#that victorian orphan works as a chimblysweep to buy lifesaving medical cocaine and chloroform for his sister and yall dont even smoke weed

Idk about my parents, but I faint before I scream so that's something (my pain tolerance is extremely high, my brain however does not wanna be there)

i assume we all have a reasonably high one because of the hypermobility, but im the only one who's "not notice i broke a bone" level of pain tolerant

That moment you're trying to explain a sensation to a doctor and it's extremely weird and requires a couple of sentences, and their eyes light up as if you just recited the textbook explanation of a symptom

I'm very eloquent and I know medical lingo so I often accidentally use literal textbook descriptions

i meant that more in the sense of. well. let's just say thay doctors tend not to have a clue wtf is wrong with you

“Even a slightly increased possibility of summoning rain is still an ability to summon rain” is such a good point

That moment you're trying to explain a sensation to a doctor and it's extremely weird and requires a couple of sentences, and their eyes light up as if you just recited the textbook explanation of a symptom

I'm very eloquent and I know medical lingo so I often accidentally use literal textbook descriptions

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology

this is about google’s ai overview

gonna be real i thought this was just about normal microwaves

what is wrong with y’all’s microwaves 😭

Don't you love when you reblog a post thinking "this reminds me of this moot I wonder if they're gonna reblog this" and lo and behold, the beloved mutual reblogs the post

Holy fuck

If you live on the west coast of the United States, fire season is coming and this is vital.

We’ve been using one, and they’re great. Might try to make the double filter version this year.

I’ve personally used both the flat single-filter version AND the triangular two-filter version, and based on subjective personal experience I would argue that the benefits from the second filter, both in terms of airflow and filtration, are absolutely worth it. If you need a makeshift air filter and you have two filters to work with, build the triangle (if not the box, i have no idea how good that one works but based on the info here i presume it’s a fair bit better.)

This trick works. We use it in my house.

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