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yamada-ryo

"Explaining binary search to a cop" should've caught on as a saying tbh.

kalichnikov

I forgot about the context to this. God this is so funny

Image description: screenshot of two paragraphs that read, "Afterward I found a chat room thread among Cambridge computer scientists, one of whom had also been told that unless he could pin down the moment of the theft no one would look at the footage. He said he tried to explain sorting algorithms to police - he was a computer scientist, after all.

"You don't search the whole thing, he said. You use a binary search. You fast forward to halfway, see if the bike is there and, if it is, zoom to three quarters of the way through. But if it isn't there at the halfway mark, you rewind to a quarter of the way through. It's very quick. In fact, he had pointed out, if the CCTV footage stretched back to the dawn of humanity it would still probably have only taken an hour to find the moment of the theft. This argument didn't go down well."

lioryaakov

malte-laurids

I’m so sorry for this yall!

heycallmered

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

llama2237

What... What movie is this.

heycallmered

ain't no way in hell this post even breaks 500

marmoset-marmoset

i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady

goingrampant

I'm pretty sure this was inspired by an episode of Quantum Leap in which the forcedfem is played straight with Sam leaping into a beauty contest finalist and winning her the contest with tomboyish gumption.

—your local forcedfem historian

rhynee

this is still one of my favorite explanations for gender

sedimentfootwrap

This image manifested so clearly in my mind I had to recreate it

alexseanchai

[image 1: a tweet by KatysCartoons, whose profile picture is a stick figure whose head is colored in with the trans pride flag. the tweet reads, "Atoms are binary. They are either intended to be hydrogen or helium. We can't just scrap this worldview just because of a handful of exceptions". embedded in the tweet is a pie chart entitled "Types of atom in the universe": seventy-four percent hydrogen, twenty-five percent helium, and, in tiny font, one percent other.]

[image 2: the periodic table of the elements, except that hydrogen and helium are in their own box labeled "Real elements", and elements 3 (lithium) through 118 (oganesson) are labeled "Mental illness".]

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incidentally this periodic table must've been drawn in the past nine years, since it doesn't deadname oganesson

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beardedmrbean

giliisnotcreative

@i-like-reblog-maps I heard you like large maps ^⁠_⁠^

i-like-reblog-maps

what the fuck

that thing is eldritch

acquired a dark mode version just to see what it’d look like. oh my god. this map is gorgeous

i have never seen a hub that large. i’m?? stunned

derinthescarletpescatarian

Didn't realise it was a reblog map at first,thought somebody was drawing the visual effect that accompanies casting Testicular Torsion.

beardedmrbean

giliisnotcreative

@i-like-reblog-maps I heard you like large maps ^⁠_⁠^

i-like-reblog-maps

what the fuck

that thing is eldritch

acquired a dark mode version just to see what it’d look like. oh my god. this map is gorgeous

i have never seen a hub that large. i’m?? stunned

derinthescarletpescatarian

Didn't realise it was a reblog map at first,thought somebody was drawing the visual effect that accompanies casting Testicular Torsion.

david-goldrock

I'm in a very bad situation with family and close friends - they think me too smart

I can say "I think that X", and acted to as if I said "X is factually true, as an expert"

I am not an expert, I am a slightly knowledgeable fool, not a treasure of forgotten knowledge. Human, who had only had 20 years to learn all that I know. DO NOT TREAT ME AS GOSPEL I AM NOT A SOURCE OF KNOWLEDGE

prongzie-boy

It's just your vibes though, I don't know how much you can actually change that at this point

It's not good tho

Well played, Beverly.

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I'm in a very bad situation with family and close friends - they think me too smart

I can say "I think that X", and acted to as if I said "X is factually true, as an expert"

I am not an expert, I am a slightly knowledgeable fool, not a treasure of forgotten knowledge. Human, who had only had 20 years to learn all that I know. DO NOT TREAT ME AS GOSPEL I AM NOT A SOURCE OF KNOWLEDGE

משנה י

שמעיה ואבטליון קבלו מהם.

שמעיה אומר, אהוב את המלאכה, ושנא את הרבנות, ואל תתודע לרשות

... לא ציפיתי למסר אנטי-ממסדי ממשנה אבות, אבל זה אהבתי

liache

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

gutsygills

why it so dangerous to be clean

catholic-aviator-deactivated201

As someone who’s job is to handle chemicals like this, I need to state that this information is IMPORTANT. Plenty of people have accidentally injured or killed themselves at home because they didn’t know what kind of reaction certain substances have with one another. Play it safe and don’t mix chemicals.

thegoodfoothousehold

Also don’t use bleach to clean up urine it’ll create chloramine bc of the ammonia in it and you can give yourself chemical pnemonia that way

theraphos

Every time I see “helpful” posts telling people to mix these things while cleaning I cringe with my entire body.

cumaeansibyl

reblogging in this time of heightened interest in disinfectants. please don’t get fancy

aeliad

Pick one. Stick with that one.

themoonandmyman

Bring back earnestness in filmmaking I’m so so tired of these big blockbuster cash grabs that mock their own narratives in a Wink Wink Nudge Nudge kind of way like Hahahaha, wasn’t that scene stupid? Isn’t this movie silly? Cowards

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Holy shit. "The demese ef the Ne'enderthels: Wes lengege a fecter?" published in the Science magazine

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

short but sweet

gigglepuffpixie

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disfiguredgrace

taking a huge hit of this quote from rabbi tarfon rn

beardedmrbean

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