david goldrock

@david-goldrock

Just a fella between a river and a sea. Your friendly neighborhood Judean weirdo. bio in the pinned post

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What is your opinion on the Kalmarunion?

And follow up do you support Napoleon? The first one. Not the Third. Napoleon the third was cool.

I am very uneducated about France

pomegranates-and-poppies

how do people who wear tzitzit not constantly fidget with them. in Saturday morning services I'm literally fidgeting with my tallis fringe and tzitzit the whole time. if I wore a tallit katan you'd see me playing with the tzitzit all the time how do I NEVER see anyone doing that???????

wenevergotusedtoegypt

As the parent of 2 boys who wear tzitzis and wife of a man who does, I can confidently say that they absolutely do fidget with them constantly. 😂

pargolettasworld

As far as I'm concerned, tzitzit are the greatest fidget toy ever invented. If the Divine had not wanted us to fidget with coily, springy, soft little wool threads, then the Divine would not have commanded us to wear them!

pusheenthenerdcat

ongoingly funny to me that my autistic ass standing there shuckling and futzing with my tzitzit strings looks normal but if i am in a non jewish area doing basically the same motions i look Visibly Neurodivergent

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

What's a local european conflict you have very strong and uninformed opinions on?

The french are worse than the Brits

I was going to argue that most French stay in France, and thr Brits insist on being drunk around the world. Then I remembered that basically every one of Israels eurovisin songs the last few years have lines in french. So maybe you really are protecting us from evil.

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What's a local european conflict you have very strong and uninformed opinions on?

The french are worse than the Brits

if you couldn't be a bird, what other animal would you be?

easy golden retreiver

you-are-not-real

i do believe you could get there pretty quickly!

Wdym?

you-are-not-real

you'd make for a great bf is what i'm saying ;3

Well, who will find me a lady?

(also you didn't demand the kiss you won with respect when we met sillyboy)

you-are-not-real

not me it seems...

(also i thought the kiss was for if i find you?)

Did you not find me?

you-are-not-real

not by virtue of my own wit and courage!

Well then the game's still on

you-are-not-real

oh? easymode then?

Its been on easy mode for years, I'm just explaining mutuals how easy it should be for you, it's a 2 step plan

you-are-not-real

i mean like yeah, but knowing your face does make it easier than without it

I swear I could do it in under an hour using only my bio

if you couldn't be a bird, what other animal would you be?

easy golden retreiver

you-are-not-real

i do believe you could get there pretty quickly!

Wdym?

you-are-not-real

you'd make for a great bf is what i'm saying ;3

Well, who will find me a lady?

(also you didn't demand the kiss you won with respect when we met sillyboy)

you-are-not-real

not me it seems...

(also i thought the kiss was for if i find you?)

Did you not find me?

you-are-not-real

not by virtue of my own wit and courage!

Well then the game's still on

you-are-not-real

oh? easymode then?

Its been on easy mode for years, I'm just explaining mutuals how easy it should be for you, it's a 2 step plan

you-are-not-real

i mean like yeah, but knowing your face does make it easier than without it

I swear I could do it using only my bio in under an hour

if you couldn't be a bird, what other animal would you be?

easy golden retreiver

you-are-not-real

i do believe you could get there pretty quickly!

Wdym?

you-are-not-real

you'd make for a great bf is what i'm saying ;3

Well, who will find me a lady?

(also you didn't demand the kiss you won with respect when we met sillyboy)

you-are-not-real

not me it seems...

(also i thought the kiss was for if i find you?)

Did you not find me?

you-are-not-real

not by virtue of my own wit and courage!

Well then the game's still on

you-are-not-real

oh? easymode then?

Its been on easy mode for years, I'm just explaining mutuals how easy it should be for you, it's a 2 step plan

if you couldn't be a bird, what other animal would you be?

easy golden retreiver

you-are-not-real

i do believe you could get there pretty quickly!

Wdym?

you-are-not-real

you'd make for a great bf is what i'm saying ;3

Well, who will find me a lady?

(also you didn't demand the kiss you won with respect when we met sillyboy)

you-are-not-real

not me it seems...

(also i thought the kiss was for if i find you?)

Did you not find me?

you-are-not-real

not by virtue of my own wit and courage!

Well then the game's still on

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Do you have a brand or type preference for socks?

Weird for use, black and thin for proffessional

What is your most embarrasing piece of clothing? That piece you can't wear in public, but also don't want to wear in privat, and also...don't want to get rid of.

I have no embarrassing clothing because to have that would make me talk with mom and I don't want to have talks with mom

If I could choose an embarrassing clothing? Some childish onesie, but I would use it lol

What length do you keep your nails? And is it because of work or personal preference?

Not naughed, that's all

I don't like claws

What book woulf you read if it wasn't so long, and is the book French or Russian?

Length has never been an issue for me, I read that which I like

if you couldn't be a bird, what other animal would you be?

easy golden retreiver

you-are-not-real

i do believe you could get there pretty quickly!

Wdym?

you-are-not-real

you'd make for a great bf is what i'm saying ;3

Well, who will find me a lady?

(also you didn't demand the kiss you won with respect when we met sillyboy)

you-are-not-real

not me it seems...

(also i thought the kiss was for if i find you?)

Did you not find me?

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If you could instantly acquire one talent and perform it perfectly, would you? If yes, which talent?

... Well I guess the "talent 🍆💦🥵😏"

I was thinking more like drawing or playing guitar or something but ig that works XD

That's both more useful, and supposedly more fun

not limiting yourself to your own religion; what is your favourite religeous holiday?

Personally I really like trees.

I'm sorry I have to choose hannukah, I'll elaborate in dms

Using religion to slide into my DMs? 😱

🤣🤣🤣

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