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Remember kids, you don't need fun to have alcohol as long as the alcohol is fun! I love sake :3

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Also I laugh a lot more easily when I've had a few sips of something even if I'm sad

david-goldrock

Idunno why, I imagend @you-are-not-real as the bottom @notes

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Depending on the day's mood, kinks involved, and energy level, we switch it up :3

#prev #no?

girlactionfigure

What do the “free Palestine” people actually think would happen?

thegoodmcleach

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Remember kids, you don't need fun to have alcohol as long as the alcohol is fun! I love sake :3

cunt-force-therapy

Also I laugh a lot more easily when I've had a few sips of something even if I'm sad

david-goldrock

Idunno why, I imagend @you-are-not-real as the bottom @notes

cunt-force-therapy

Depending on the day's mood, kinks involved, and energy level, we switch it up :3

#prev #yes #he opened the conversation #And like a vampire once invited the right is mine

cunt-force-therapy

Remember kids, you don't need fun to have alcohol as long as the alcohol is fun! I love sake :3

cunt-force-therapy

Also I laugh a lot more easily when I've had a few sips of something even if I'm sad

david-goldrock

Idunno why, I imagend @you-are-not-real as the bottom @notes

cunt-force-therapy

Depending on the day's mood, kinks involved, and energy level, we switch it up :3

#prev #yes #he opened the conversation #And like a vampire once invited the right is mine

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zero-two-ten

this site has one setting

jenroses

I’m laughing, but there’s a super useful corollary, which my husband calls “the Red Balloon.” He was a defense lawyer and had a fair number of drug addicts come through, and there is a thing where if you’re like, on your first offense, they’ll do a thing where you can go to treatment and if you complete it they’ll take the conviction off your record. And he would tell his clients, “Look, everyone’s going to tell you not to do drugs. They’re going to say it over and over again. And it’s like, if people tell you not to think of a white elephant, you’re going to think of a white elephant. But the trick to not thinking about a white elephant is to think of a red balloon. So you need to find your red balloon. For some people it’s yoga. For others it’s woodworking. For some people it’s scrapbooking or gardening or any of a long list of things to do. They focus on that, it’s a lot easier to succeed in ignoring the white elephant.” So yeah, “watch yourself” is one thing… but the better idea is to watch something else. (Even if it’s fanfic about werewolves fucking.)

It’s a form of productive dissociation, and is super, super helpful. It’s easy for me to get bogged down in how much pain I’m in… but some of the most painful periods of my life have also been the most productive, writing-wise, because writing is one of my red balloons.

kittydorkling

There is a phrase I use A LOT in my parenting and my son gets very sick of it, but it’s true:

The thing you practise is the thing you get good at.

You may not intentionally be practicing “being grumpy” but if you don’t put effort into practicing “not being grumpy” then I’m afraid that’s what you’re doing. It’s hard! It’s really hard! Sometimes, for some things, it’s pretty much impossible and that sucks!

But being carefully aware that you are going to get good at the things you do most of is a good way to be more careful of what those things are. If that makes sense.

bogleech

You gotta appreciate sometimes how tumblr works in such a way that everyone who wants to reblog this interesting or useful psychological advice is also forced to reblog the thing about werewolf fucking

bigmouthlass

I can always write about that, which means one– the itch gets indirectly scratched, and two– I’m practicing writing, which means I get good at writing. And writing’s a skill that has so many applications outside of imaginary werewolf fucking.

lizmitches

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

narwa

redstonedust

characters in movies love to wake up from surgery and immediately start ripping off all their medical equipment like theyre a sexy werewolf breaking their chains. brother you dont know if that tube is the only thing keeping you alive right now. calm down.

cunt-force-therapy

Remember kids, you don't need fun to have alcohol as long as the alcohol is fun! I love sake :3

cunt-force-therapy

Also I laugh a lot more easily when I've had a few sips of something even if I'm sad

david-goldrock

Idunno why, I imagend @you-are-not-real as the bottom @notes

cunt-force-therapy

Depending on the day's mood, kinks involved, and energy level, we switch it up :3

#prev #your boyfriend started dear

cunt-force-therapy

Remember kids, you don't need fun to have alcohol as long as the alcohol is fun! I love sake :3

cunt-force-therapy

Also I laugh a lot more easily when I've had a few sips of something even if I'm sad

david-goldrock

Idunno why, I imagend @you-are-not-real as the bottom @notes

cunt-force-therapy

Depending on the day's mood, kinks involved, and energy level, we switch it up :3

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the-zenith-calls

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

knives-in-the-dishwater

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

taavicleric

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

thismaskedfelon

האדפטציה הכי טובה של האודיסאה היא ולנצח תהיה טווי את הצמר של חווה אלברשטיין

cunt-force-therapy

Remember kids, you don't need fun to have alcohol as long as the alcohol is fun! I love sake :3

cunt-force-therapy

Also I laugh a lot more easily when I've had a few sips of something even if I'm sad

david-goldrock

Idunno why, I imagend @you-are-not-real as the bottom @notes

captain-price-returns

Re: sailors on USS Abraham Lincoln on half rations.

david-goldrock

My dear friend @prongzie-boy made me realize that if I lose a lot of weight I might be able to get drunk

Which is good motivation

prongzie-boy

Hehe happy to help

I'm telling you, one day we'll go drinking and you'll actually get drunk, it's gonna be incredible

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robogrind

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

My dear friend @prongzie-boy made me realize that if I lose a lot of weight I might be able to get drunk

Which is good motivation

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