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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
we're not kids anymore.
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I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.
Stop backing up my fucking files.
Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.
Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.
I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.
Fuckers.
Friend, I have news you're gonna love. Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.
Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.
Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.
Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.
Go forth. Be free.
Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity
אֲפִלּוּ סְלָעִים נִשְׁבָּרִים, אֲנִי אוֹמֶרֶת לְךָ,
וְלֹא מֵחֲמַת זִקְנָה.
שָׁנִים רַבּוֹת הֵם שׁוֹכְבִים עַל גַּבָּם בַּחֹם וּבַקֹּר,
שָׁנִים כֹּה רַבּוֹת,
כִּמְעַט נוֹצָר רֹשֶם שֶׁל שַׁלְוָה.
אֵין הֵם זָזִים מִמְּקוֹמָם וְכָךְ נִסְתָּרִים הַבְּקִיעִים.
מֵעֵין גַּאֲוָה.
שָׁנִים רַבּוֹת עוֹבְרוֹת עֲלֵיהֶם בְּצִפִּיָּה.
מִי שֶׁעָתִיד לְְְשַׁבֵּר אוֹתָם
עֲדַיִן לֹא בָּא.
וְאָז הָאֵזוֹב מְשַׂגְשֵׂג, הָאַצּוֹת נִגְרָשׁוֹת וְהַיָּם מֵגִיחַ וְחוֹזֵר,
וְדוֹמֶה, הֵם לְלֹא תְּנוּעָה.
עַד שֶׁיָּבוֹא כֶּלֶב יָם קָטָן לְהִתְחַכֵּךְ עַל הַסְּלָעִים
יָבוֹא וְיֵלֵךְ.
וּפִתְאֹם הָאֶבֶן פְּצוּעָה.
אָמַרְתִּי לְךָ, כְּשֶׁסְּלָעִים נִשְׁבָּרִים זֶה קוֹרֶה בְּהַפְתָּעָה.
וּמַה גַּם אֲנָשִׁים.
~דליה רביקוביץ
Even rocks break, I'm telling you
And not from the fury of old age
Many years they lie on their backs in heat and in cold
So many years
There is almost created there an impression of serenity
They do not move from their place, and so do the fissures become hidden
A sort of vanity
Many years pass upon them in expectation
He who is destined to break them
Has not yet come
Then the moss flourishes, the seaweeds are expelled, and the sea emerges and returns
And it is like they are movementless
Until a small seal will come to rub against the rocks
Will come, and will walk away
And suddenly the stone is injured
I told you, when rocks break it happens by surprise
And so do people
~Dalya Rabikovich
i don't belong to those who belong to everyone
AT all lmao
...what
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"Imagine," says the voice, "that you were underneath a blanket. It's a little small, so your feet poke out from underneath it, and your arms come out from either side."
"Okay," says the human, dangling upside down, suspended by a group of tentacles. "I got it."
"Right," says the voice, which comes from everywhere and nowhere. "Now consider a cat. The cat thinks you're kind of like a cat, but you're so big, he has some problems understanding that all of your body is really you."
"Am I the-"
"Yes. Now listen. Especially under the blanket, the cat doesn't really know where your body begins and ends. He sees your feet, and decides to attack them. He's only play-fighting, but his claws are real sharp, so it hurts. What would you do?"
"Well," says the human, gently spinning in the tentacle's grasp, "I'd try to tuck my feet under the blanket."
"Ah, but then it's even worse," claims the voice, triumphantly, "because now your cat sees Blanket Monsters and attacks them twice as hard."
"So you have to grab the cat."
"It's either that or burrito her," says the voice, squeezing the human in the grip of its tentacles. "And since in this metaphor the blanket represents the fabric of reality as you know it, I don't think you'd find it very pleasant."
"Fair enough," says the human, blood beginning to pool in her head. "Can you please put me down, now? I promise I won't attack you again."
"That's what the cat says every time, too, and yet..."
so thinking about this, i am reminded of graystoke, the smartest cat by far that i ever had.
graystoke hated feet and frequently attacked them.
and one day, when he was probably ten or so, he attacked my feet, and i said ow, and he suddenly stared at me with this look of absolute horror. and he did not attack feet again.
i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again
Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.
Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.
Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.
"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you
Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data
Yom Kippur False Alarm
So, a few years ago, Yom Kippur was coming up and I really needed to ask forgiveness of a Gentile friend who I had failed a couple times that year, and even though the friend hadn’t mentioned it, it had been eating at me. This friend didn’t really know anything about Judaism.
So I contacted him, by email, (we were in different countries at this time) and I said “I know that I failed you with [thing], and I just want to say how sorry I am. I will try to fix it in the future. If I have done anything else that may have harmed you at any time in the past, knowingly or unknowingly, I am truly sorry. I ask that you will forgive me. I hope that you will accept my apology. Please let me know before 3 days from now.”
My friend promptly responded with the following: “Are you dying????”
The Moral of the Story: explain what Yom Kippur is to your gentile friends.
Crap. I shouldn’t have laughed this hard.
Most likely it was the deadline that made them think that but
Yom Kippur False Alarm
So, a few years ago, Yom Kippur was coming up and I really needed to ask forgiveness of a Gentile friend who I had failed a couple times that year, and even though the friend hadn’t mentioned it, it had been eating at me. This friend didn’t really know anything about Judaism.
So I contacted him, by email, (we were in different countries at this time) and I said “I know that I failed you with [thing], and I just want to say how sorry I am. I will try to fix it in the future. If I have done anything else that may have harmed you at any time in the past, knowingly or unknowingly, I am truly sorry. I ask that you will forgive me. I hope that you will accept my apology. Please let me know before 3 days from now.”
My friend promptly responded with the following: “Are you dying????”
The Moral of the Story: explain what Yom Kippur is to your gentile friends.
Crap. I shouldn’t have laughed this hard.
Most likely it was the deadline that made them think that but

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Celebrate this special Tisha B'Av by NOT Hating the "Side" that you disagree with! And, hey, how about forwarding TishaBAv greetings to someone you disagree with?
Dry Bones
i don't belong to those who belong to everyone
AT all lmao
...what
i don't belong to those who belong to everyone
AT all lmao
...what
The eye of a marble statue from Herculaneum, with surviving paint. Roman before 79 AD.
im singehandedly repairing jewish-goyische relations through my outreach with my facebook friends
I briefly forgot there were normal humans named Elijah and wondered why this person thought they were getting messages from Actual Prophet and Messiah-Herald Elijah the Tishbite.
….yeah me too.
Me three.
Imagine getting visions of someone else’s holy prophet and having to text your friends like “….what am I supposed to do with that?”
I have not laughed that hard in so long I literally cannot remember when.
i too sometimes forget there are normal humans called eliyahu

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explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly
Jewish culture is hearing a guy called up as the son of Abraham and Sarah and smiling that someone found their tribe ☺️. And then finding out later that no, their parents are just named Abraham and Sarah.
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