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Iām imagining the epilouge but with Nevilleās kid instead of Harryās.
Sensibly Named Child: Dad, what if the hat puts me in Slytherin?
Neville: Then it means you really are a Slytherin. Do you have any idea how hard I begged to be a Hufflepuff? How hard I argued with the hat against Gryffindor? And you know what, it turns out the hat was right and I pulled the sword out of the hat and killed the snake. Itās a magical hat and youāre an eleven year old who thinks Axe works to attract girls. You know nothing, listen to the hat.
I donāt understand how people can leave tumblr. Iāve been here since 2009 - I couldnāt leave even if I wanted to.Ā
i really believe that anyone who made an account between 2009-2011 unknowingly signed a contract with the devil and now weāre all trapped here until the website finally dies like leaving has never been an option in the first place
I'm definitely stuck here. But I'm probably creating a new account and ditching this one, as soon as I come up with a good url.
Cyclops is a good guy again?
Sign me up.
Magneto was right and Cyclops was a good guy when he was hanging out with Magneto.
hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine
john mulaney plays a rockinā twink
John Mulaney:Ā *to himself*Ā What would Leonard Bernstein do?
Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amyās relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that
I donāt even go here (just like⦠my toes) and I want this, specifically with all these tages from @bosstoaster
#The episode would be Amy getting jealous not of John and Jake but that he has so many interests in common with Holt#So she spends the whole time trying to win back the Captain#Meanwhile Rosa is on a warpath at Jake#Because she told HIM about her sexuality and stuff and had EMOTIONS#And he didnāt tell HER#How DARE he
ālook, itās not like i hid anything, it just never came up!āĀ
āYou called yourself out forĀ āstraighsplainingāāĀ
the whole bi thing goes completely over charlesā head and he keeps getting really aggro likeĀ āoh you and jake were real close huh?? too bad, sucker jake is MY best friend!āĀ
everybody else is likeĀ ācharles noāĀ
at the end john mulaney turns out to be the embezzler theyāve been looking for
The only way Jake Overshare Peralta, Jake TMIĀ Peralta, Jake Heart-On-His-SleeveĀ Peralta would fail to bring up the fact that he is bi,Ā is if he himself were oblivious to the fact.Ā
Come on @morthils this isnāt Gina Linetti weāre talking about. Stay in character.
The only way Jake would have had a high school boyfriend and not told Amy and Holt is if Jake himself did not realize that this dude was his boyfriend.
He would describe the relationship to Amy and sheād be like,Ā āSo you guys were datingā and heād be likeĀ āIt wasnāt like that thatā and sheād be like:
:|
and Jake would be like, OH MY GOD. I HAD A BOYFRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL. WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS.
Lots ofĀ āpractice kissingā was involved.
Jakeās mom is absolutely That Overly Supportive Parent with the bumper sticker and the flag who never actually like, talks to her son about it.
āI just thought she was really liberal!ā
āLook, everyone has celebrity crushes! Like the entire cast of Infinity War. And some male models. And random good looking people on the street. And sometimes youāre handcuffing a guy with his hands in front and you lock eyes and your faces are close and you can smell his cologne and aftershave and ohhhh ok yup I see it now. Cool. Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. Yeah, Iām definitely bi.ā

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Ok... I need to puke now.
If it helps, basically everyone writing X-Men seems to have agreed to pretend this never happened.
Charles Xavier is an asshole, but that doesn't make him a villi--- Wait! He wanted to sleep with Jean or Ororo?! WHAT THE HELL?!
With Jean. In issue #1. Back in the 1960s. It was pretty blatant. He thought in obvious bubbles about her.
Why is Charles Xavier (and his followers), who are basically the ultimate champions of respectability politics, considered the good guy?
i consider charlesĀ ācome be my child soldierā xavier to be a villain (like, a true villain and not an antagonist) but otherwise i donāt understand your question.Ā
And that ignores that, from the start, he wanted to sleep with one of those child soldiers. Weird thing to include, TBQH.
A Series of Unfortunate Events: Season 3 | Official Trailer
Despite imploring with you that you look away, you are still here two seasons later, viewing A Series of Unfortunate Events. So with the third and final season drawing near, we have nothing left to say, dear viewer, but that we have saved the worst for last.Ā
Ā The final season of A Series of Unfortunate Events arrives on Netflix, January 1, 2019.
they donāt even taste good but I still get excited about chocolate coins
like I donāt necessarily even want to eat them⦠theyāre so low-quality itās just not worth the effort to masticate them
I guess I just want to have a big pile of them to curl up on top ofĀ
you. you get it.
So, this summer, for work, I had to go to Zurich. Picked up some high-end swiss chocolate coins, brought them home, stuck them in the freezer. EXCELLENT gelt, had a great Chanukah with them! Got to both hoard gold AND eat high quality chocolate!

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hello im mad
THIS PIN EXISTS
AND I
DONT
HAVE IT
i canāt believe megamind destroyed mvrvel 7 years ago
iām so glad weāre not sleeping on how brilliant this movie is anymore
Iām just glad Iām no longer alone in preferring Megamind to Despicable Me
In a landmark decision, Floridaās State Supreme Court ruled Thursday that its police officers can use the stateās āstand your groundā self-defense law. In doing so, officers will be able to shield themselves from prosecution in instances involving disputed shootings.
In its ruling, the court determined that police officers have the same rights as other Florida citizens who win immunity from prosecution under the law, according to the New York Times.
Lawyer Eric Schwartzreich, who successfully argued that police officers shouldnāt be excluded from the protections that āstand your groundā offers, was elated at the news.
āItās a landmark, ground-marking case,ā he said. He recently represented a sheriffās deputy who was involved in the fatal shooting of a black man. āItās the first time Stand Your Ground is used in the state of Florida in reference to police. The implications are wide-ranging.ā
According to legal analysts, the ruling could allow police officers to avoid jury trials entirely if fatal shootings occur and the offending officer believes they were acting in self-defense. Despite the availability of alternative options.
In explaining itās decision, the Court stated, āPut simply, a law enforcement officer is a āpersonā whether on duty or off.ā
I thought for a moment this said you could stand your ground against police rather than that they could stand their ground.
I am less happy
This is an important message.
I will never NOT reblog this.
As a 25 year old desperately trying to be the very best⢠I needed this reminder
This. So much this.
I needed that. Desperately.
Finally had some time to do another Tumblrdraws piece. I was very amused by the scenario in the posts above and thought it deserved an illustration.
two seconds later Trish and Kate meet from opposite sides of the mouth of the alley, both holding coffee āOh did youāā āSorry, are you hereāā āIām here for the deaf guy,ā Kate says. āIām here for the one who missed the dumpster,ā Trish responds as Kate peers into said dumpster. āThereās an extra in here,ā Kate prods the guy in black with an arrow. He moans. Itās a sad sound. āIāll take him, too, I guess. Wanna help me roll this dumpster up the street? I think thatāll be easier than pulling them out.ā
Thanks for the follow up :) @sergeant-angels-trashcan
Foggy shows up at Clintās apartment, asking after his friend the guy in black, yes, that one, thanks for keeping him Not Fucking Dead, hi Jess itās nice to see you here too
This should have been episode 1 of The Defenders.

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Help Jewish Tanks Defeat Hitler poster x
Hey, check it out! The Hebrew on the tank in the foreground is ābar Kokhbaā I canāt make out most of the rest, my Hebrew is shit. Anyone who doesnāt need vowels? I know a few names and terms, but thatās about all I can do.
Itās all yiddish, asking for donations to help but 1000 tanks and 500 airplanes for the red army. The names are names of great Jewish heroes and such: bar kochba, yehudah halevi, Baruch Spinoza, Haim Solomon, Mendele the book seller, shalom aleichem, Y. L. Peretz, hirsh lekert, Morris winchewski, and others
Just like Slughorn, Albus Dumbledore collects people. Only, instead of focusing on those with influence, he looks to the outcasts.
The expelled half-giant. The young werewolf. The repentant Death Eater.
He protects them and gives them a second chance. All he asks in return is their loyalty.
And, if on occasion he requests that they undertake a certain task, invoking their debt of gratitude - well, that is no more than he is owed.
He once thought to add a certain disowned Black to his collection, but quickly realised his mistake.
Sirius is not an outcast, but a rebel. He knowingly chose his path, and chooses what price he is willing to pay for it. He refuses to be used.
So Albus Dumbledore abandons him.
Who gave you the RIGHT?
Dumbledore knows Siriusās loyalty lies with Harry instead of him, and he has no use for someone who is not willing to follow his orders without question.Ā
Ooooohoo if thereās ever a post that fits my aestheticā¦
okay but then where does Harry himself fit into this collection? Is he an outcast because he isĀ āthe Boy Who Livedā?
Nooonono, my friend, thatās what makes this post so beautiful. Because it fits the meta Iāve been trying to get people to accept for years.Ā
Harry was an outcast due to a childhood filled with abuse and neglect.Ā
Vernon made him an outcast by dismissing his claims of magic, berating him, locking him in a CLOSET and putting bars on his window, and letās face it, even though her editor made her cut it out, Jo intended for there to be physical abuse.Ā
Petunia made him an outcast by enabling and contributing to this abuse, as well as making Harry do dozens of chores while doting on Dudley.Ā
Dudley made him an outcast by bullying him and threatening any students at school who wanted to be his friends.Ā
And the rest of the wizarding world made him an outcast when they bullied him for being an outsider.
Harry James Potter became an outcast the moment he was placed with The Dursleys.
And who put him there in the first place?
Iām here for this Anti-Dumbledore discussion.
This makes even more sense when you consider why Dumbledore deliberately made Harry an outcast.
Think about it What would Harry have been like if he had grown up in the wizarding world? Or, to put it another way, what would Harry have been like if he had grown up in a world where magic was the norm?
He would have taken magic for granted. He would have been less likely (especially as he got older) to view Dumbledore as a wise mentor and more likely to see him as flawed and capable of bad decisions. He would have seen both the world and Dumbledore as ordinary, with their good points and bad points.
But Dumbledore didnāt need a well-adjusted boy who took magic and the magical world for granted. He needed a child who would love the magical world unstintingly, even irrationally, because it was a haven from neglect and abuse. Even more, he needed a child who feared this world becoming evil and who therefore would not question someone that he saw as the ultimate authority, especially if he believed that obeying that authority would keep the world safe.
Even if obedience meant his own death.
Dumbledore wanted a martyr who would die for the wizarding world, because he believed that Voldemort could not die until Harry did. Which was why he left Harry with the Dursleys and let them neglect and emotionally abuse him for the next ten years.
To get a martyr, he first had to create a victim.
well⦠well, shit
Oh shit. Its been updated.
ā¦Iāve been in the āDumbledore was on the darker side of morally greyā camp for years but thisā¦this. Holy shit. Oh no.