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"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

In general, I do think it is very beautiful that Lucy has someone to be super mean to lol. So shoutout to Cooper for creating a safe space (via being a huge dick and also cannibalism) for Lucy to be a hater with minimal guilt.

as a woman in the ozempics era you HAVE to have friends who eat normally (3-4 meals a day, no girl dinner bullshit) and who are always down to going to cafes and eating burguers and fries and stuff, I cannot stress how vital for your mental health it is to have friends with whom you feel free to say you're hungry at any time and with whom you feel free to eat as much as you want

Oh I love talking about how much I love to eat around the ozempic girlies too. You want to waste away in front of me I will give you no peace in it. I am going to be filled with joy and fries.

Good morning class! Today we’re gonna play a Kahoot. Get out your chromebooks and join the Padlet. Your quiz today is on Blooket. You’ll need your Quiibo login. Write down your response on the EdPoob. Your homework is to do the Nubu. It’s on Nubu. Don’t forget to do the Nubu. The Nubu is a test grade.

We want Flawed Female Characters! No, not THOSE flaws. 😕 Those aren't sexy, COOL flaws. You know, the ones that I don't think actually SHOULD be considered flaws, that I might even feel personally judged for. The "unjustly martyred by the court of public opinion" kind of flaws. So like a "flawed" woman who's actually kind of a Saint in a way. I didn't want, like, FLAW flaws. What she did was WRONG and that makes her a BAD PERSON, and how can you justify that? If you still like her after what she did, that makes YOU a Bad Person too. Ugh, disgusting. 😕 But anyway, WHY isn't anyone writing flawed female characters?

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

Have you seen the new movie? It's on library. It's literally on the library. It's on library without ads. It's literally on your local public library. You can probably ask for it on your library. Dude it's on your library. It's in the original case too. It's on library. You can watch it at the library. You can go to your local library and watch it. Register onto your local library right now. Go to your library. Dive into your library. You can watch it. It's on there. Your library has it for you. Your library has it for you.

oh my GOSH wow... I'm on Library...

They should have an oarfish emoji that’s four times as long as any other emoji

No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*