Toss a Coin to Your Shitposter

Shout out to the currently (12/06) 2.7% of people that choose Ding Dong. Love you all.

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

damn this bus stop is perfect. now if we could just find somebody to stand upwind of everybody and smoke a decrepit cigarette they found in a tomb

”all language is approximation” believers when my autistic ass finally weaves together the exact right linguistic phrase that conveys pure information and shatters qualia as we know it

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off