Toss a Coin to Your Shitposter

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

I like how many films set in 1790s britain are too cowardly to give the love interests of any of the characters/the sexy male hero wigs and so they instead opt to make the entire male cast look like a london corresponding society cell wrt the hairstyles

Like the people who make sense & sensibility adaptations these days are almost always unwilling to give any of the men who Marianne & Elinor are supposed to be in love with wigs or powdered hair because modern ppl do not find that attractive and so suddenly instead of Mr Ferrars we’re dealing with Citizen Edward and his inexplicable jacobin microbangs

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

unfortunately the english were incapable of making it greenwich nicies time

good thing they didnt have Grindr during the age of sail imagine coming into range of the enemy and in the tense quiet before the storm all your officers' phones go off

she took the pey wet in the divorce

I only got custody of our babby's yed. not even the full babby

she told the judge i had been smacking our barms

in Wigan I'm as good as fucked

so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists

I resent just how fucking accurate this shitpost is, congratulations OP, you effectively illustrated how Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection became accepted by the wider public using a FUCKING MUPPETS MEME, here is your A+, get the hell out of my office

i respect stephen’s refusal to learn any nautical terms ever despite living on ships for years. kind of goals

God I fucking love being a monk at the Monastery of Lindisfarne on this fine morning of June 8th, 793. I love looking at all the gold and silver objects and alive monks that live here.