Toss a Coin to Your Shitposter

damn this bus stop is perfect. now if we could just find somebody to stand upwind of everybody and smoke a decrepit cigarette they found in a tomb

”all language is approximation” believers when my autistic ass finally weaves together the exact right linguistic phrase that conveys pure information and shatters qualia as we know it

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

I like how many films set in 1790s britain are too cowardly to give the love interests of any of the characters/the sexy male hero wigs and so they instead opt to make the entire male cast look like a london corresponding society cell wrt the hairstyles

Like the people who make sense & sensibility adaptations these days are almost always unwilling to give any of the men who Marianne & Elinor are supposed to be in love with wigs or powdered hair because modern ppl do not find that attractive and so suddenly instead of Mr Ferrars we’re dealing with Citizen Edward and his inexplicable jacobin microbangs

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

unfortunately the english were incapable of making it greenwich nicies time

good thing they didnt have Grindr during the age of sail imagine coming into range of the enemy and in the tense quiet before the storm all your officers' phones go off