Toss a Coin to Your Shitposter

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

What?

No, What's on second.

"You were in my dreams last night" yeah our souls have been clawing through our chests to get to each other since we met but I'm glad you noticed

If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

I need other trans people to take it seriously when nonbinary people are misgendered

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

the engineers designing the tesla truck

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

My milkshake repels boys. I cannot teach you. But it would be free.

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy