Toss a Coin to Your Shitposter

Dj sepsis playing the deep cuts that get under your skin

I like how every Sharpe movie he's limping for a different reason and nobody seems to care. The poor guy can't even walk in a straight line and the higher-ups are like "yeah go kill Napoleon or whatever"

one thing about me is that I'm looking stuff up. you mentioned something and I don't know it? I am pulling out my phone and googling that shit. an actor? theoretical physics? a world leader? a vocabulary word? I am on the wikipedia page as we speak

Been getting really into orange juice lately

aubreyad is a great reminder that commanders at the time were doing so much math at any given moment. what do you mean you're navigating your way across the bleak and endless darkness using calculus regarding the celestial bodies and also fighting physics and gravity and the very turning of the earth with sails and also you have to wrangle the respect of an entire circus of drunken monkeys. yeah while in a wig and stockings

can i for once express criticism of modern life without people acting like i'm advocating for a return to dying of dysentery at age 34. like why are we being so all-or-nothing about this

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum