Toss a Coin to Your Shitposter

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

the engineers designing the tesla truck

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

My milkshake repels boys. I cannot teach you. But it would be free.

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

can't stop thinking about how "dark and gritty treasure island prequel" sounds like the premise to the worst show ever aired but it's literally good. goes to show that nothing is for certain in this life

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar