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I do not have a "side blogβ, I do not βschedule postsβ. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesnβt work I KILL MYSELF
Etymology Tip Tuesday
phase = from Ancient Greek phasis meaning "appearance (of the moon/stars)"
faze = from Old English fΔsan meaning "to impel / put to flight"
unphased = Fake word! But if it weren't, it would mean "Simultaneous" or "Precipitous."
unfazed = Real word! "Not dismayed or disconcerted; undaunted." He was unfazed by his previous failures.
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
Iβm not missing it this year.
I scheduled this post 364 days ago and squinted at it at least once each day from then until now the day of anniversary when I share my experience with you, personally.
racoon birthday party!!!!!!! ππ

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when her friends pay their bills on home computers and don't buy their coffee beans already ground
Not only that but they think its disgraceful to drink 3 dollar wineπ
I wonder how bad of a headspace Ray would have ended up in after Henry left for Dystopia. Because the whole city thinks Kid Danger is dead, right? So there had to be some sort of public announcement about it before the memorial service. And there's no way Captain Man wasn't getting people coming up to him for months after to give their condolences. Maybe it was okay in the very beginning right after the crash, because Henry was still there as a physical tangible reassurance that he didn't actually die, but after he left I'd assume it would get worse. Ray already wasn't the most stable person and now he has people repeatedly telling him how sorry they were his sidekick died? That's had to have started to affect him. You hear anything enough times you start to believe it.
I also wonder how public perception of him changed after Danger Force was introduced. Because the timing on that was terrible. Episode 1 of Danger Force was only three weeks after the funeral/memorial for Kid Danger. Which means, depending on how long of time there was between the blimp crash and the memorial, as far as people know Kid Danger had only been dead a month or so when Captain Man replaced him. That couldn't have been a great look on him.
So to be 100% clear:
tumblr just added an update that requires you to verify your age in order to view "mature content". I'm not sure how they do the verification (haven't yet checked), but given recent similar updates from things like Discord, it most likely involves sending them a photo of either your face or your ID.
In addition, over the past few months, and also years in the long-term, tumblr has been incorrectly marking things as mature content. These include:
Notifications about missing persons and requests for help
Posts about youth liberation
Posts about sex education
Posts about how the mature content is poorly implemented
Posts about being trans, more specifically about trans women and transmisogyny by both tumblr and users on tumblr
Non-sexual selfies by trans women/transfems
Trans womens'/transefems' ENTIRE BLOGS even if the blog contains no sexual content
Reblogs made by various blogs, mostly trans women, which add no additional content but somehow are marked as containing mature content, when the original post is not
Posts talking about racism and antiblackness both on and off tumblr
Posts by black people, especially black trans people, that are non-sexual
And likely many more I haven't seen
In essence, this update has mandated that a majority of users (within the UK and Brazil) must either a) submit their personal information to tumblr, a website whose moderation has been EXTREMELY biased against marginalised people and who I would not trust with my ID, or b) be excluded from absolutely all conversations tumblr decides are "mature content", whether they are actually sexual in nature or not. Furthermore, anyone not over 18 will also not be allowed to take part in these conversations, or even see them, or interact with many trans women or people of colour on this site, as tumblr decides.
This update is complete bullshit designed to censor and exclude marginalised people, poorly hidden under a guise of "protecting teenagers from sexual content", and they know it.
EDIT: This update apparently only affects users in the UK or Brazil, like me. This is still bullshit even if it's just some people.
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Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?
Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him
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Hal: you've gained some muscles
Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out
Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.
Jason: steroids
Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*
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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?
Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not
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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass
Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?
Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it
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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?
Flash: yeah we could use him with this one
Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?
Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead

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They were going through two very different range of emotions here.
Though, I do feel bad for Ray.
does this remind u of anything? π
Fair is fair.
question, is it normal to share a sandwich with ur boss?
They've been weird like this since the beginning. Back in 'Tears of the Jolly Beetle' they were going to share that free froyo they got.
There are so many more examples of this. There are more normal things like in 'Spoiler Alert' where they share chips and salsa and then share popcorn at the very end. Then you have stuff like where Henry literally snatches a sandwich out of Ray's hand in 'License to Fly'.
Here I bring you another AU. I call this one in my head the Secret Danger AU.
Ray is still Captain Man and Henry still Kid Danger but neither know the others civilian identity.
Henry is hired as a sidekick by the city for Captain Man, who wasn't a fan of the idea originally but got attached. He still spends time in the Man Cave but only when they are both in uniform and has no idea it's under Junk 'n Stuff.
While this is going on, Henry and Charlotte both get jobs at Junk 'n Stuff for extra cash after Gooch retires/dies/has a mysterious accident. Ray ends up spending more time in Junk 'n Stuff and also gets attached to them.
Unlimited drama potential.
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I love that while fleeing the city to escape a bounty hunter trying to eat his soul, Henry didn't forget to grab his dirty laundry on his way out. I can't tell if that's supposed to be a duffle bag or a laundry bag, but there is just something funny about both options of either Henry making sure to shove his dirty laundry in his go bag or him just giving a laundry bag over to the airline as checked luggage.
On top of that, when he got to Swellview he just left his laundry for Schwoz to do. Its giving 'college student coming home to have their parents do their laundry' vibes.