im on a mental health break but i saw some facebook food so heinous i simply MUST share
enjoy! iβll be back next week!
Did a bear make that post?
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im on a mental health break but i saw some facebook food so heinous i simply MUST share
enjoy! iβll be back next week!
Did a bear make that post?

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Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:
catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe
Using Latin roots for everything would be controversial, but using exclusively Greek roots would be catastrophic.
i think you should post about rain world again you're boring as fuck dude
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i named the wolf your ask
Mama Mia itβs-a Wednesday
WRONG FUCKING IMAGE
HAPPY MAMA MIA ITS-A WEDNESDAY WRONG FUCKING IMAGE WEDNESDAY
I have reblogged this post on previous Wednesdays without adding anything to it, but I figured to respect the artist it might be a good idea to add a link to the source of the photo.
Anyway, Happy Mama Mia It's-A Wednesday Wrong Fucking Image Wednesday once again.

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"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url
Rickrolling is a beautiful achievement in collective disarmament. We designated a perfectly pleasant pop song as The Prank Song, we agreed that if someone tricks you into listening to it, that means they Owned You, and now no one has to look at goatse anymore.
literally a cartoon bad guy
me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*
viral friendsgames characters ranked by how much I'd want to keep one as my weird cute pet
lethal company guys. They are cute when they do a little dance but to me they are grown human(?) theys with jobs and shit. Not a pet
Peak scouts. They are cute but they are also just weird multicoloured children & children also aren't pets. I'd give them lollipops and let them play on my phone though
Big Walkers. Theyre so cute and theyre just weird animals .... thats birds. They eat seeds i think. Docked points because based on the landscapes they explore theyre probably human sized .. a little awkward
REPO bots. SO cute.. id definitely keep one and it would waddle around.
MECCHA CAMELEON hiders. Theyre literally small and cute. I want one. I would try to take it to the vet and it would paint itself the colour of my wall to hide from me
Amonguses. Need i even say anything. The perfect cutes weird pet

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probably speaks to something unwell in the collective tumblr psyche that those absurdly bleak bad luck brian memes are the only survivors of, like, an entire genre of different advice animal image macros.
stolen from prev @fallout-lou-begas 's tags
Hi Iβm op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.
hi Iβm the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier
I never even considered how this might look to someone unfamiliar with the katamari game series
giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra
I stop once I start getting short of breath
[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.
I'M NOT A DOG??????
[clearly less interested now] Oh.
wait! au au
[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]
AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! π
i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard
guys who mainly play 2k and fortnite will still be like oh youre not a real gamer for having 1000 hours in stardew. mother fucker you're larping as a basketball player
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'hyperfixation' does not just mean you really like something. HYPERFIXATION DOES NOT JUST MEAN YOU REALLY LIKE SOMETHING.
The thing I need people to understand about genuine hyperfixating is that it's not actually a cute fun quirky personality trait it can really fucking suck at times. Like do you know how shitty it is to not be able to get your brain off of a specific topic no matter how badly you need or want to do other stuff?
sometimes its helpful and fun sure but sometimes you can see the people around you getting bored/annoyed but you cant stop talking about your thing, you know you need to do something else but instead you keep watching the same two second clip over and over again, you run out of stuff to do with it and feel like you want to claw your skin off. It's a compulsion, it feels like a goddamn addiction at times.
Executive functions are in shambles. Nothing else gives you dopamine. It's almost physically painful.
Anyway stop saying shit like 'oh my gawd this smoothie is my new hyperfixation' no its not you just like it a lot.