Thats not a solution, that's arson!

This accurately displays 'running on fumes' as well. Like, once you get to, say, 5% in your tank. Still 100% of your effort. This is such an amazing visual. Even knowing that my chronic pain impacts what I can do day vs. day, seeing this visual just really helps.

A question for the ages.

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)

'the greatest reveal in the history of media was-' no. the greatest reveal in the history of media was in the novel Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones (1986), wherein after having spent the entire book up to this point in the fantasy land of Ingary, where fairy tales come true, it is revealed that the real reason that Howl is so odd, so strange, so different from everyone else is that he is not, in fact, like everyone else. and this is not because he is a wizard, or a layabout, or heartless--it is because he is Welsh. as in, he is from modern day Wales. as in, he and his pals from Magic World go for a quick trip to visit his family in Wales, circa 1984-6. and suddenly everything about Howl Pendragon aka Howell Jenkins suddenly makes a lot more sense

reverse age regression. just gets older

bigspace

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

Had to submit it to the tags for peer review

I know a woman with 2 first names, whose last name growing up was Chapman. She married a man whose last name was Chapman. So her name is Something Someone Chapman Chapman.

Vampires where blood groups matter. Drinking off an incompatible blood group makes you extremely ill. Vampires can also feed from each other, and sometimes will as a bonding or dominance thing, so they have an organically evolved blood-group-based social caste system.

Wait wait wait does that mean if I become a vampire all the other vampires are going to feed on my O- vampire blood.

Yes

Wait so would O- be at the top or the bottom of the system?

Bottom. Everyone can eat them and they can eat no one but their own.

assigned bottom by derin

Post. Triple. Cancelled.

I wrote this btw and it was accidentally 18 chapters

a lot of people think being female and/or a woman gives you an inherent understanding of feminism and naturally a good feminist but there is no innate female knowledge, there is only learning from your lived experience, and just as importantly, learning feminist history and reading feminist theory. your gender or assigned sex do not grant you mystical female knowledge. you are a scholar of feminist theory and history, or you aren't. something something ursula le guin.