Had to look this up and it’s absolutely true and it’s fucking hilarious.
Here’s the story:
His name was Damion Tyrone Tittle.
His street name was "Capone."
What happened: Somewhere down the line, a bureaucrat or police clerk made a typo during a booking process and logged his name as Daminion T. Titties.
In the federal court system, whatever name is written on the grand jury indictment becomes the permanent, unchangeable title of the case. Because prosecutors filed the paperwork under the typo, the case was locked in as United States v. Titties for eternity.
The best part? The Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals had to put a literal footnote in the official ruling that basically says: "Look, we all know his name is actually Tittle, but the paperwork says Titties, so we are just going to roll with it.”
Imagine going to law school for 3 years, passing the bar, and having to stand in front of a panel of federal judges with a straight face and say, "Your Honor, in regards to the Titties brief...”

















