Let's Not and Say We Wanted To

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

Oh he's definitely eating it

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can surreptitiously eat it

somebuggy

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

we’ve upgraded (?) from marienna is occtis’ mom to now her somehow being his sister actually

we've upgraded to people earnestly speculating that yanessa could be occtis's mother

occtis is actually aranessa's hidden love child.

maybe the real occtis’ mother was the older female friends we made along the way

I love these friends. Everyone who keeps one as a pet gives me agitate. they are notoriously hard to keep properly fed.

Yes, possums belong in the wild or in the care of highly trained professionals with the knowledge and means to care for them properly, not in anyone's home.

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

very disappointing when someone says "the bird app" and for one lovely moment I think they are talking about Merlin Bird ID by Cornell Lab, the free app that allows you to identify birds by appearance or sound, make a list of birds you have seen, and explore all the birds native to your region.... and then I realize they are talking about twitter.

I think I'm going to start blocking accounts that post screenshots from x-twitter. We joke about the devil's sacrament, but why are you buying the t-shirt and wearing it in public?

ngl kinda hate that "this has been discussed extensively you're just 21" tweet cos it was directed at a trans woman who was getting dogpiled for saying that the "dangerous man in a dress" horror trope is shitty

she was born in 2005, the right wing culture war against trans people has been going on for half her life, if she independently arrives at a correct take then how is that something worth mocking?? you got flowers sprouting through concrete, water them dumbass