Let's Not and Say We Wanted To

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

starting an alternate history conapiracy where people DID stop collecting firewood 500 years ago. because everyone was speculating whether they were gay when they did.

"he's technically got four arms right now!" "two of them don't have bones!!" conversations you only get at the tachonis fucking manor

people can now crit farm History checks by bringing their research materials to the Hallowed Round

"it's a godless affair" i see what you're saying but there very much is a god. the god being there is like the whole thing

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead

the music is almost as good as that visual

Turn the sound on! You will not be disappointed, people!

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD, UNMUTE!!!!

n years later this is still one of my favorite videos

Fellas, is it counter revolutionary to eat.

This is a reminder that any insane extreme position can be couched in progressive sounding language to try and persuade you of its validity, even positions that are totally contrary