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1) think about baseball stats 2)

think…

klavierr

My girlfriend during sex, bored to tears, eating lunch: its been 5 hours, you done yet? Aren’t you tired?

Me, too absorbed in baseball stats to hear her:

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morbart

Give me a post-Fusion mini-story where Samus has to deal with another infant of Ridley’s species and is torn between the ideas of blowing its brains out to save everyone some trouble, or trying really hard to raise it with some understanding of right and wrong.

morbart

Less than a week later:

morbart

holly-warbs

People that I’ve passed by.

byakuya-mioda

if exploring your gender is ‘becoming a trend’ then i’m glad it’s replacing the ‘being confused and miserable with no context or vocabulary for what you’re going through’ trend

queerlittlecreature-deactivated

there is honestly zero things wrong with people exploring their gender

observethewalrus

Exploring your gender leads to either discovering a gender identity you feel more comfortable with than the one you were assigned at birth or realizing you identify best with your assigned gender except now you have a better understanding/awareness of trans, genderfluid, and nonbinary people and can begin to break down the toxic, transphobic bullshit you have most likely heard or seen at some point in your life :)

It’s a win-win

caroldanversenthusiast

an icon, literally an icon

capnstarkey

Every time she speaks on this show I get chills.

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decolonizeyoursoul

purewanderlust

TAZ Balance Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

You know I had to do it to you.

THE SEVEN BIRDS

Barry:

Davenport:

Lucretia:

Lup:

Magnus:

Merle:

Taako:

THE BUREAU OF BALANCE

Angus:

Avi:

Carey:

Fisher:

Garfield, the Deals Warlock:

Johann:

Killian:

Lucas:

No-3113:

Pringles:

VILLAINS

Edward & Lydia:

Jenkins:

John:

Magic Brian:

EVERYONE ELSE

Hurley:

Klarg:

Kravitz:

Rozwell:

Sloane:

depsidase

spaceyjules-deactivated20180305

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

spaceyjules-deactivated20180305

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

clarknokent

Unfollow me too

gothhabiba

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

closet-keys

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.

peachypastel

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

katiemcgrxth

clearing out the trash

bway-grimes

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

moonedknights

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

bogleech

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

studentlifeproblems

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krustie

The original Addams family comics were the fattest mood

stark-raven-mad

Oh these are soooooo good

ghostlyspirits

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling Just wanted to remind you that you're beautiful & you're alive for a reason. So smile you little goof nugget, I love you

catboymoments

No of fence but if you’re gonna like. Draw a realistic portrait of an anime character who lives in japan and has a Japanese name you miiiiighhht wanna maybe, I don’t know, draw them with Japanese features?

catboymoments

ANOTHER ADDITION- this goes for most East Asians but don’t fuckin color their skin YELLOW its super offensive

using yellow undertones is okay (as seen in example) but don’t make them look like the Simpsons

boy-milf-supreme

ALSO! If you are gonna draw an Asian person with darker skin, don’t make them BLACK! Asian people can have darker skin, but make it REALISTIC!

Asian people are not black and they are not white. Don’t straight up bend their race.

binalakai-archive-deactivated20

hey im an asian (filipino) with family members that have dark skin and what you call “nonstereotypical asian features”, not to mention that im sure other asians, even not southeast ones, have dark skin esp including people who are mix. there are asians to have skin colors you call unrealistic.

whitening is a real thing within asian communities already, and for you to promote the idea that asians can have melanin as long as its “realistic” isnt helpful to us whatsoever

official-catboy-deactivated2021

not to mention that the “dark” skin in the example isn’t actually very dark at all… and the “black” skin in the same picture isnt even close to realistic. thats just gray.

asian people can be dark! south asian and southeast asian people are often forgotten about! its really narrow minded to promote the idea that super pale chinese and japanese people are the only asians that are “real.” i’m also filipino, and while the original post + OP’s example were good, this “realistic” darkness thing is super stereotypical, and quite frankly, kinda racist.

these are all realistic asian skintones. there are also asian people who are darker than this. pale east asians arent the only asians who exist. normalize this.

catboymoments

FANTASTIC ADDITION

zzxid-deactivated20220516

That racist is gonna act like they haven’t seen examples in their own dash (literally insert any south asian celebrity like Tan France or Jameela Jamil?) but also:

(And so Jero, Ariana Miyamoto and Naomi Osaka are black and Japanese, so yes, people can make Asian characters black and is realistic :v: )

theprincessleia-deactivated2021

people talk about how extra anakin and luke are but no one ever mentions how leia:

was scheduled for execution when luke and han freed her from her cell and still gave them a shit about it

proclaimed her love to a smuggler in front of half the empire before he was frozen in carbonite

blinks whenever she shoots; still manages to kill troopers

impulsively pursued a trooper on endor, tried to get him to fall from his bike, fell from her bike herself, then waited until said trooper hit a tree so she could faint

rescued her lover from jabba and when he couldn’t see her, instead of saying her name, said ‘someone who loves you’

told a guy he had an awful smell while suggesting vader is the emperor’s dog, all within one sentence

was virtually proclaimed the ewok princess while wearing a brand new dress while her friends were going to be the ewoks’ dinner

kissed her own brother in order to make the guy she likes jealous

insulted the millennium falcon and her pilot right before they were supposed to save her (on more than one occasion)

ignored han as he tried to save her from echo base by bossing people around when they were all supposed to evacuate

willingly almost let chewie choke lando

yelled ‘IT’S A TRAP!’ dramatically first

called han a stuck up half-witted scruffy looking nerf-herder; made out with him 3 days later

legit made out with han in front of darth fucking vader

whatsallthisnow

Ok but you’re forgetting that according to canon, the twins are 19 in A New Hope. Have you ever MET an upper-class 19 year old girl? This is before-breakfast level drama. She’s not even *Trying*

whatsallthisnow

Hot Take: Leia is Cher from Clueless (1995)

elveepee

“Ziggurat,” 2019 oil on paper LOUIEVANPATTEN.com

papasmoke

hmm, i will jump into this rabbit hole yes

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flightcub

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

flightcub

it’s thursday today but it’s cold outside, so here’s an update on my attempt at a thursday meme. it’s thursday and it’s cold but i’m still here to help. thanks

flightcub

it’s 2015 now and thursday still needs a meme, here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and it’s a new year and as always i’m here to help. thanks

flightcub

spring has sprung but thursday still needs a meme, so here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s springtime this thursday, and even as the seasons change i’m here to help. thanks

flightcub

it’s a summer thursday and thursday still needs a meme, so here’s one more attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and this summer i’m here to help. thanks

legalgranola-deactivated2016022

Her dedication must not go unrecognized

transgenderastarion

i can’t believe i found this again on a thursday lady your mission has been accomplished

cryronic

Rule: you can only reblog this on Thursday.

depressed-alone

Ooo its thursday

paganinpurple

I have posted this every Thursday for 2 months. Has anyone even noticed?

rosethevoid

It’s Thursday! Time to reblog yet again.

smooththegoofyshark

Happy Thursday!

tooty-mcfarty

Happy thursday my friends! remember, spooky season doesn’t end until tomorrow, cause of dotd!!

davvngwa

Well, it’s thursday

undead-bi-dinosaur

Its thursday

undead-bi-dinosaur

It’s Thursday

icantpayattentiontoanything-dea

Thursday

lubricates

well happy thursday

worldcylinder

I like noticing random commonalities between tMG songs bc at this point their body of work is so huge that it would be statistically impossible for multiple songs written by the same person over the course of a quarter-century to not mention the same shit now and again, but like is it just a coincidence or is there a 17-year-long symbolic/thematic thread to trace here? Are Chevy Impalas a metaphor for despair in the face of poverty or does “impala” just scan well? It’s JD so like you never know right

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