a 🍤 kind of guy

“my brother” why so possessive what does he belong to you was he made for you is he your soulmate or something

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

they want to fuck each other so bad it makes them enact increasingly complex crimes against each other in order to prove that they’re actually the one with the power that they’re one DOING the fucking & not the one getting fucked over

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

real sadists understand that you can torture The Character simply by forcing them to live with themself

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

it spides

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

my only crimes were loving too much and confusing love with violence and so also extreme violence too i guess also i stole a few things too