a 🍤 kind of guy

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

it spides

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

my only crimes were loving too much and confusing love with violence and so also extreme violence too i guess also i stole a few things too

he's beautiful i literally need to put him under extreme psychological stress. i need to put him in extreme physical pain. i need him curling up in someone's arms for the feelings of safety and comfort he hasn't received in ages

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

being kind and full of love is the whole point btw

youre not nothingburger in fact you are everything bagel