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me shutting down 500 pop-ups just to look up a recipe on my phone

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orcboxer

if a white whale is the unobtainable object of one's obsessive pursuit, then what would a black whale be?

an object I'm pursuing with disinterest. still futile. why am I doing this

I'm not chasing it, I know it's futile, but it haunts my every waking thought

I'm obsessively pursuing it but I will succeed. RIP to Ahab but I'm different

it's just a regular goal. It is obtainable and I'm pursuing it normal style

I don't care about it and I'm not chasing it, which is good cuz I'd fail anyway

I'm obsessed with it and I could have it if I just tried, but I never will.

Sure I could achieve that, but I don't give a shit so I'm doing something else

something else. something bald.

Voting ended onNov 15, 2024

nonetoon

Anyone remember the Amanda Show skit where she’s a really bad barber and keeps accidentally cutting people’s ears off and just had a barrel of ears

nonetoon

Anyone remember the Amanda Show

#I remember the amanda show it ruled #bring in the dancing lobsters

faggotfungus

seldomletfromthishellishassault

"i love being outside at night, it's so peaceful"

me, outside at night, the moment our headphones die

unyieldingsilence

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seldomletfromthishellishassault

did anyone hear that

seldomletfromthishellishassault

i think there's something out here

unyieldingsilence

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seldomletfromthishellishassault

i'm scared. is anyone there?

unyieldingsilence

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seldomletfromthishellishassault

help

evilfuckignskeleton

seldomletfromthishellishassault

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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bognaturals

Asserting my dominance in the men’s room by properly washing my hands

politijohn

Yes, this is really a thing...

solitarelee

Yep, because baby formula is one of the most shoplifted things in America. Which should ALSO radicalize you.

girtheemoninja

Or... We stop shoplifting? 🤔 Are we demonizing acts to stop crimes now?

demonius-darkblade

ill tear your head off your shoulders you dumb fuck

jana-the-clown

I'm all for radicalization like the government and society are fucked. But they put baby formula in locked cases because it is used to make meth. The store does this to keep an eye out if someone is buying way too much. Like waaaaay too much.

40ouncesandamule

No. They lock it up because hungry babies need it and there is a thriving market for stealing baby formula because people will pay good money to guarantee their babies don’t starve.

You can’t make meth out of baby formula. You can stretch some drugs by cutting it with baby formula but “Drug dealers sometimes use the powdered formula to dilute heroin and methamphetamine or to stretch the product when supplies run low. However, experts say that more often than not, formula is stolen because of its high market demand among consumers rather than drug dealers.”

This is what imperialism and capitalism and the “war on drugs” does to people’s brains. You can see that people are so desperate to feed their babies that the people who rule your lives keep baby formula under lock and key but rather than that radicalizing you and making you want to fight for a world where no baby ever goes hungry, you justify this draconian bullshit because you’ve fallen for the propaganda that baby formula is used in some nebulous relation to “drugs” and drugs are bad so whatever inhuman monstrosity that occurs must be justifiable.

punkitt-is-here

been watching defunctland in the background lately and why does every disney ride rebrand look like this

draconym

I'm at a convention for the game of Go with a friend who is almost 84 years old, and he is constantly being accosted by elementary schoolers who want to play him because every year there is a prize for whoever plays a game with the biggest age difference between players.

So every time I go to look for him, I see this:

draconym

People in the tags pointing out that this is a great way to get communities to interact: you are extremely correct. There were a lot of kids at this year's go congress (many of them extremely strong players) and it's very funny to watch them roving in packs looking for old people to challenge. At one point when my friends and I were sitting in one of the side rooms, a trio of elementary schoolers marched in and shouted "IS ANYONE HERE OVER FIFTY?"

Presumably so that they could compete for the Elder Slayer award:

nictanova

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katzebruh

Since the tadc finale is out, I can share my opinion on it

I didn't like it at all, to be honest. If you did, I love that for you tho

Have Kinger holding Caine back like a cat

zuzofait

moar outfit stuff for celeste (and changing up small things)

scribbletropolis

Stream Sketches

THANK YOU GUYS FOR JOINING!! 21 hours was crazy,, definitely gonna go back to animating

here's the uncolored version! I had to keep the colors lighter because my dumbahhh shades on the sketch layer and I can't adjust the shading

#the shape language in this is so fucking cool

dittography-direwolf

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

thatdykepunkslut

> Get into color grading

> realize every screen displays color slightly differently

> realize every camera captures color a little differently

> realize every format and image editor translates color

> realize every printer deposits ink differently

> realize every kind of paper accepts ink differently

> realize colors look completely different under different lighting conditions

> ok I'm going to do everything greyscale now

> black density changes as ink cartridge depletes and depending on viscosity after multiple prints

> "what color white are you using"

> duckduckgo least painful method of death

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doggamia

My tadc arts

thedoubteriswise

not many fictional narrators have made me feel like I'm stuck in an endless conversation with a stranger who's having a manic episode quite as much as ishmael does. really every page is like wow that's. that's great man I'm-- yeah no I see you've read a lot about whales-- oh wow. yeah that's. you know I'm not sure any of your coworkers act the way they do because of their race, I mean I haven't met them, that's just-- uh huh-- oh that's. uh huh. and queequeg is your husband? that's nice. oh. not like... he's not your husband? you're married but he's... okay. look man I kind of have to go but-- polar bears are scary, yes. uh huh. becau-- because they're white? I mean, I think they're scary because they're huge and known to hunt humans when they get a chance, I don't think white animals are like, universally scary. I'm-- oh. haha yes that's. that's a funny pun. yeah. yeah no I got it. right haha yes no I understood you don't have to explain-- no really I did understand the joke it was funny I promise-- yes I know you think whales are cool

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