I'm a Garbage Man In a Garbage Can

I love how the Lady of the Lake did NOT want Lancelot to become a knight or leave the lake but she kitted him out in white armor and gave him a bunch of magical artifacts and brought him to Camelot because that was what he wanted. Björk listener mother, emo jock son.

dropping her son off at court and making everyone promise to be nice to him

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

suddenly the fucking

they must've opened the fridge

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

i love my disabled friends dearly more than anything so i say this with love - meal planning for a group of ppl all with different dietary needs is like playing The Logical Journey of the Zoombinis

This was the best puzzle in Zoombinis so at least meal planning for a group isn't like the fucking bubble maze or mirror cave or anything

Oh HELL YEAH! Amazing, thank you for sharing the good news!

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

do you ever just … picture a whole scene, a whole fanfiction in your head, you know how to place every single word of the english dictionary that you need (or your language dictionary), you know how to structure your sentences, you know just what your characters are going to say to each other and then… and then you just open microsoft word.

Its the doc! The blank document steals the ideas from. Your brain!!!! If you want to keep your ideas,, do NOT look at the doc when you open it, look STRAIGHT* AT THE KEYBOARD and write the first words to pop into your head! Once the document isn't empty it, takes away its evil power over you

harsh words from one of the muppet babies

Bald eagle (Haliaeetus leucocephalus)

but do you play shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less 🤨

the thing about "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding" is that these games exist and are out there and you have to make the conscious choice to seek them out instead of just expecting the big companies to deliver this, because they will not

fumbled the queen but i still have to remain in her service because of my oath for life. so its just really awkward now all the time. fuck my stupid chivalrous life