Nothing Worse Than Misquitos In Love

That already has a name. It's called egg salad T-T

How is a concotion of eggs, mayo, mustard, and seasonings to taste a salad? It contains zero leafy green or vegetable.

A salad can just be a chopped mix of things. That’s egg salad alright. I put it on sandwiches. You can also put pickle relish and/or chopped onion in it.

If we go by the definition that any chopped mess of random bullshit counts as a salad, then I guess I'm a salad.

If that’s what you feel in your heart I won’t tell you that you’re wrong

The first rule of sewing is you can fix anything if you have patience, creativity, and a little bit of extra fabric! The second rule of sewing is AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I thought they got rid of porn on this site

Tbh germ theory DOES sound crazy. Like if you told a regency-era nobleman that tiny creatures lived on the surface of everything and THAT’S what causes consumption, they’d be like “ah, I see you are a lunatic. Would you reside in my hermitage? Rantings and ravings do so amuse my guests”

But if you told a Medieval person this they would probably go "Ah, so when the miasma settles on surfaces it gains evil life. I understand."

Yeah, actually, it would probably be pretty easy to explain germ theory to a Medieval person as tiny evil spirits that live on everything, but they can be purified by soap and water, or by alcohol, because that is why God has granted us those things. And because they can float in the air, if you cough or sneeze after they have infested you, that can cause them to infest others. And when you are sick, the angels God has deputized to defend the bodies of His beloved children are at war with the evil spirits, and, sadly, sometimes they lose, but the best way to help your angels win their battle is to rest, drink plenty (this would probably be small beer in this time period, not water, because the water was also infested), stay clean, and for the sake of God do not allow anyone to let your blood, for the angels need that blood in their war against the evil spirits. Bloodletting is good for some types of illnesses but not the kinds caused by the tiny evil spirits.

Medieval people also already knew that putting things out in the sun helped to keep them clean (UV radiation killing bacteria). So everyone knows that after you use a butter churn, you rinse it out, give it a scrub, and set it out in the sun to dry, or else it will go sour and everything you make with it will go bad fast. Likewise with when you want to get sheets and clothes really clean and fresh, you boil them with lye soap and then lay them out in the sun to dry.

This kind of process is called "headology" in Discworld and is the foundation for an entire branch of witchcraft in the series.

This has been in my queue for four months.

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi

Like for example people assuming that I’m not American because I like roundabouts? And because I’m informed about safe road design? I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you needed to be from a specific place to care about reducing car accidents.

Anyways I’m just bitching after I just woke up about something that doesn’t matter. I’m gonna go have a coffee.

No please I was thinking about Carmel, Indiana USA when I was talking about roundabouts don’t take me to the baguette hexagon

France is clearly a pentagon. You must be American.

L'Hexagone is literally a common nickname for France

The French must be American

Say that out loud on the streets of Paris and see how long you survive.

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

knock knock

who's there

deez

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

For things to live, other things must die. And for some reason my high school youth director decided to explain this concept to us with salsa.

Elaborate???

THE FOOD OR THE DANCE???? WHAT???

I thought it was obvious that it was the food because generally the dance doesn’t involve very much death but egg on my face for thinking that literally anything is obvious I guess

thank you for the clarification but pray do tell How exactly did he explain the concept of life and growth coming from decay and death using salsa the food??

Every day I get a little closer to saying fuck it and becoming an apprentice in some at risk heritage craft or profession.

Little horny on main