twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet
Noah Kahan

oozey mess

#extradirty

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Color Me Curious
The Bowery Presents
YOU ARE THE REASON
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almost home
π©΅ avery cochrane π©΅
cherry valley forever
The Stonewall Inn

Kiana Khansmith

Discoholic πͺ©

Phantogram Three
Cosmic Funnies

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@acoustic-accompaniment
twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet

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Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...
Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????
Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.
World Heritage Post
watch this video and then try to tell me there is a god
people keep saying that this is a parody but i shit you not it is a legit advert for a legit company
how come this company manages to do a better bisexual representation than most TV show writers?
ok but this IS very clearly a parody of / tribute to the iconic Red House commercial (βwhere black people and white people buy furnitureβ*), which is also a real commercial for a real company. both things can be true!
(*and Hispanic people too! and all people!)
Highlights:
The close-up shot of the minion which makes it look as if itβs the one saying βHi, Iβm Jamesβ
The subsequent cut to actual James, who looks like heβs doing this under duress

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woof woof !!!
More doodles :3
Idk if I'm allowed to post Her Opalescent Ladyship due to the fact she is.. without clothes, but in my defense I don't show any genitals or such >_>"
Anyway I found my favorite fountain pen and wanted to doodle something, so here you go ;3
Itβs water over the bridge
A bridge over troubled highways.

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annoyed by wolves
Latest adopts :3
sold!
I'm almost certain that this scrawny coyote is dead
Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers
Tumblr is the website where you ramble to yourself like a madman until someone decides they like you and put you into their pocket like a shiny rock. That's how you get followers
"have some idea of content you want to do", "have lots of drafts before posting" - no, silly, just post whatever comes to your mind at 2 AM. the best thing about tumblr is that you can start rambling about some obscure background character from a 3000 year old poem, and there'll always be someone equally invested

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little jumping thing...
You come to my post and try to out-perform me.