MIDI for your soul

1975… imagine being the first kraftwerk bitch in düsseldorf to like get your hair done like hair trimmed eyebrows done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the kling klang or whatever german people have and everyone dropped their home computers and was shookedt? like everyone making beeping noises was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal linoleum floors in your wantmylook.com white leather shoes like your life depended on it… yes god

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.