Video Essay Enthusiast

you try to hit on one of them and they talk your ear off about the guy they've got their eye on, and then somehow you and your friends are making a Concerted Effort to get these two strangers together, because you're a sucker for a good meet cute and by golly are you gonna make these two meet cutely!!!! how many times do they say hi for the very first time. how many strangers celebrate them leaving together!

sometimes they realize later on who they had in their bar, which is why there's currently 27 bars and restaurants and clubs that claim to be the place where captain kirk and doctor mccoy fell in love.

(all of them are right, because as gross as it is they fall in love all the time. they're falling in love right now.

when I was younger, I got food poisoning. I was supposed to recover from it, but I wound up with a bunch of nasty medical conditions instead. I never imagined I would become disabled from food.

so I am really glad I have been able to help spread the word every now and then about food safety and recalls, since it hopefully means a few less people going through what I have.

while I have your attention, I do not post every recall, even just for the US, so here are a few of the links I use!

recalls.gov/recent.html <- aggregate of official government recall links for the US! food, drugs, products, child safety seats, motor vehicles, and tires! (half the feeds are broken half the time, but hey, it works™! check the FDA enforcement reports for a more complete list of recalls, especially drug recalls!)

recalls for canada <- recalls for canada!

RASFF <- food recalls and safety alerts for the EU!

food safety news <- news about food safety in the US, canada, and around the world!

I was poisoned <- see where people have gotten food poisoning near you, and report your own! (worldwide!)

Linked footnotes

Customized page dividers

Sticky notes

Lined paper

Paper that looks stacked on top of each other

Old looking paper

Newspaper articles

Tumblr posts

iOS text messages

Emails

Fake ao3 authors notes and kudos button

Freaking discord chats

Its fucking amazing. Ao3 is fucking amazing. Can I legally marry a website?

And then in the Haruspex route you get a letter from Daniil almost every morning at 7:00 AM sharp, and they all read like

"My dear Haruspex,

I hope all is well and you are staying safe. There has been a new development in my research, I would like to discuss it with you at your earliest convenience because I will simply be unable to progress any further without your help. Please please please come see me ASAP or I shall wither away like a delicate violet beneath the cruel sun. I'll be upstairs at the Stillwater standing in front of my bed as usual.

XOXO

the performance of it all