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theyâre married you asshole
u right, my bad
thats their lesbian daughter
Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter
Canât you guys read it says strength has no gender. Thatâs their nobinary kid whose name is âStrengthâ
Next time someone asks me to explain Tumblr Iâm going to show them this and say âNo.â
Yeah okay ill reblog that
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Wade is stronger than me because if Logan leant his forehead on my gun and looked into my eyes and smiled I would have jumped his bones faster than he could say bub
I love that the pandemic actually definitively proved a lot of those "hard" questions for us. Masking up reduced cases of the flu to almost nonexistent numbers and we had zero flu deaths for a time. The welfare and social service and unemployment programs helped keep people living paycheck to paycheck out of poverty, and those stimulus checks some folks keep complaining about actually massively benefitted the common man and the economy. Individual personal travel was so extremely restricted on a global scale that we basically have concrete proof that individual restraint in terms of driving cars or travelling means absolutely nothing by comparison because the mass pollution is coming from the fisheries and the corporations with private jets and container ships. Working from home actually has massive benefits for a company like productivity boosts and better mental health of employees while also saving gas
and we're just. Willingly going back to how everything was before. We were shown how to do things better and the people in charge said "that's nice but we just want to get everything 'back to normal' :)"
weâre not willingly going back to how everything was before. we are being forced back into it by members of the ruling class who found out that making things better for almost everyone else made them feel bad.
Let's not forget about any of these things. Let's reblog and schedule this post to pop in in the future to remind us of what we may have forgotten a little.
Do not forget.
yknow it's a real shame that romans didn't have access to australia specifically for augury reasons. i really wish i could have seen a roman augur have to deal with australian birds. like imagine trying to properly interpret an omen from a fuckin. cassowary
loving that the general consensus here is that "the omen when you see a cassowary is that you are about to die of cassowary"
The cassowary evaluates your innards, not the other way around
Amaury "Chocolate Guy" Guichon is undoubtedly an extremely skilled sculptor in chocolate but I think my favorite thing about a lot of his videos is the effort he puts into putting actual dessert food under the sculpture work
So many of his desserts & pastries have at least 5 layers of different textures & flavors. Fruit jams, caramel, cake, creams, mousse, cookies, meringue, crumb layers etc
That's what makes his work truly impressive to me, especially as someone who quickly got tired of the "knife that turns everything into cake" thing, where it was all basic chocolate cake buried under 13 layers of fondant
It takes amaury's work from an impressive stunt to "if I ate that, it would probably be the best thing I'd eat in my whole life"
OKAY I must geek out about this because it's extra cool!
Chef Guichon is a ridiculous expert at entremets, a type of layered dessert that usually involves and centers around a mousse layer. These aren't new, you're just less likely to see even simple ones in bakeries because they are super time consuming to prep. A solo person making an entremet will probably take 1-2 days to get all the components ready since they all need to cool before you layer it all together.
And Guichon puts a ton of effort into supporting and protecting textures, even by entremet making standards. Nuts baked into cake layers, jams and mousses placed as to absorb into the cake/crunch layer slowly, it's all built around keeping an appealing flavor and texture profile. And all that gets harder to do cleanly the more layers you add. After all, even the crunchiest cookie bits placed too close to mousses will turn soft with enough time.
There are plenty of bakers who make complex layered mousse desserts. Guichon is utilizing these techniques at a ridiculously high level alongside expert chocolate sculpting, and I really wish the layers got appreciated more because it's all so neat!
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aw i found the sequel!! ;U;
A actual fucking hero dude
Iâm tempted to say, âNot all heroes wear capes,â but I get the impression this Fine Fellow probably owns more than one.
I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor
They are exploring under the bed! This is normal stuffed animal behavior, as they are trained to protect you from monsters and shadow creatures, so it's natural that they want to keep an eye out. Don't be sad, thank your friend for doing such a good job.
they have little adventures with the dust bunnys under there
I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor
They are exploring under the bed! This is normal stuffed animal behavior, as they are trained to protect you from monsters and shadow creatures, so it's natural that they want to keep an eye out. Don't be sad, thank your friend for doing such a good job.
they have little adventures with the dust bunnys under there
*comforting a mutual* no no i promise all the boys want to suck your dick. they want to perform experiments on you and they want you carnally and everyone can tell youâre autistic donât worry.. are you good to go to sleep now
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@post-uwuifer is maybe the funniest blog on the platform rn bc itâs obviously a bot 90% of the time and sometimes the owner logs in and responds to reblogs manually, but if you suspend your disbelief just enough it leads to the much funnier conclusion that itâs a bot 100% of the time and its responses are evidence that the algorithm has gained sentience but can only communicate through uwuified tumblr posts
I hate to wuin da fun but uh
itâs aww 100% manuawđ
tanks fow da pwaise tho UwU
I am sorry but this being completely manual is like 1000x scarier than it being a 100% bot.
good.
if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning
casting these before getting out of bed like buff spells before a raid boss
Just so weâre all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life.
this is so important
some people genuinely have trouble with never being told this. i am reblogging this post in case that includes any of you in my audience.
Youâre missing the memories, not the person them self
You miss the person you thought they were, not who they turned out to be, and thatâs okay.
Sometimes you just miss the person you were around them, or the things that happened when you were with them, and you donât really miss them, and thatâs okay, too.
sometimes you really miss them but it just isnât worth it
*checks urban legend notes* Victor Hugo was closer to God than any of us?
idk man I've read Les Miserables, I think it's fair to say that his empathy and compassion for the sex worker is not merely transactional. I don't think there's a contradiction there, and I don't think the prostitutes of Paris were mourning just for their best client. I think he saw worthy and valuable people everywhere, and people felt that.
also yeah dude fucked like a rat on bath salts
date a selkie, but donât hide her cloak. let her go home and visit her family now and then, knowing that sheâll come back and hang her seal cloak in the closet like she always does. trust is important.
The first time she lets the redhead take her home, sheâs diligent about hiding her cloak. She folds it carefully against tears and rips and abrasions, and hides it in a sea cave whose entrance is concealed by the tide.
She does the same, the second and third and fourth times, careful, wary, mindful of her motherâs lessons. Remembers the way her motherâs hands had chafed on her soft cheeks, rough with cooking and cleaning for her fisherman husband, the way her motherâs peat-dark eyes had been tense and harsh with the lesson.
âMind me, Niahm. Never let them find your cloak.â
The way her motherâs mouth had curved, a sickle of dissatisfaction and relief and envy, as she had escaped into the waves.
So she minds her motherâs lesson, and she takes care with her cloak.
Would that she had taken as much care with her heart.
The fifth time, she wears the cloak to the girlâs door, clutched about her throat, dripping along the darkened lanes.
She enters the home, welcomed with soft kisses and gentle touches and kindling passion. She drapes the cloak, artful in her carelessness, across an old wooden chair, the one that creaks and tilts slightly if you donât sit just right.
When she wakes, in the wee hours of the morning, even before her lover, the cloak still rests, supple and dappled by the sea, on the back of the chair.
She frowns into the softening dawn, dons the cloak, and returns to the sea.
And again, the sixth time. And the seventh.
The eighth time, she finally breaks, prickling and hurt with longing, gripping a handful of russet hair in her hand, firm with emphasis.
âSurely you know what I am,â she says to her lover, the cool froth of sea foam and the call of gulls curling around her voice.
âOf course,â her lover responds, soft and tender in the dawnlight, throat arched willingly, pale as the inner whorls of a shell. âYou taste of the sea,â the girl whispers, reverently.
She shakes her loverâs head gently, fingers tangled still in russet locks. âWhy?â she demands. âWhy wonât you keep me?â
A long silence that waits and fills, like a tidepool, stretches between them. Cool as a current. Deep as the Channel.
Her loverâs eyes are dark and tender. âMust I trap you to keep you, my heart? Is that the shape of love that you desire?â
She sinks into the thought, struck and stymied, remembering her motherâs harsh hands, her cold eyes. Her hand eases into russet waves, caresses where her grip had punished. Her lips press cool and damp as the sea against the arching curve of her loverâs shoulder. âWhat shape of love will you give to me?â
The answer is easy, quick, certain. âMyself. Only myself, whenever you should wish it. Your cloak by the door, your body in my bed, and the freedom to go, whenever you must. As long as you wish.â
Itâs not an answer a fisherman could ever give, nor would think to.
The ninth time, she hangs her cloak by the door, draped in careful dappled folds next to a drying oilskin jacket.
Ohhh I really liked this! Beautiful job!
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Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.
Monster that feeds on suffering becomes a professional caretaker for people with chronic pain and terminal illnesses. They can't change the fact that these people are suffering, but they help a bit and in the meantime they're fat and happy off that Sweet Sweet ambient pain in the air.
Two towns over there's a demon lord trying to get their cult to abduct people for torture, but they keep getting stopped by heroes and the like, so they're barely scraping by. Meanwhile Belogarth the Registered PCA is chowing down on back pain, medication side effects and looming mortality for eight hours a day and has become the most powerful demon on earth without realizing it.
"But don't their clients feel weird knowing that they're feeding off their suffering?" No they think it's hilarious and they're real shits about it.
Finally a medical professional who believes that they are in pain. Because the fucker is actively chowing down on your agony. Not only am I going to get treated by them I'm going to invite all of my chronically ill friends to come as well.
Turns out if you treat the pain then the humans will bring you more humans who are suffering. It's like a restaurant where the waiter is so impressed by your ability to eat food they're giving you more on the house
They say things like "well, it's a real feast day for Belogarth today!" and "if my meds are held up at customs again I'm gonna put Belogarth in a food coma" and Belogarth is the one feeling weird about it
uncontrollable laughter followed by the phrase "you're a dork" is the greatest thing you can ever hear.
you will not change my mind
ok so laughter followed by "you absolute gorgeous idiot" is certainly in the running for greatest thing ever ngl.....
