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you know what's fucked up is i'd totally be the next picasso or mzoart or whatever if it weren't for this stupid fucking job

#jam #pinned

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wosp-reactivated

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

slimetony

What was that noise outside just now

slimetony

Is everyone ok

slimetony

Oh my god something exploded

listen i hate fireworks just as much as the next guy, but you gotta hand it to 'em: giving veterans ptsd flashbacks and giving civilians the type of wounds usually reserved for purple heart recipients is definitely one hell of a way to celebrate our nation's independence

#like honestly the irony is so hilarious it almost makes me like this holiday #jam

theblackparadeisdead

2 of my neighbors houses are burning down rn I hate this holiday

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why did nobody tell me phd students get paid ?? if i knew that i woulda stuck w academia instead of dropping out in the third semester of my bachelors

#jam #i have been seriously considering going back to school tho

darkotorclash

jackiekennedy28

I love thinking about my sexual husband.

if i was on love island id convince them all to start a polycule and then a union, in that order

#jam

hbmmaster

how much does the aurora borealis weigh

hbmmaster

it's pretty light

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weepingwitch

capitalism is fundamentally a system designed to create scarcity where there wasn't any before

weepingwitch

for a while there was a little problem where if someone could own something, they wouldn't need to buy it again - which is obviously very sad and problematic (bad for the economy). with the world-changing discovery of subscription-based billing models, we have entered a glorious new era of infinite purchases forever (good for the economy).

pirates represent an even bigger threat now than ever before - rather than depriving the innocent IP holders of one purchase, these scoundrels are now preventing infinity purchases, stealing an amount of potential future revenue that is truly incalculable because the limit doesn't exist. if you pirate one single movie or album video game, you have pulled off a heist with an effective financial value of literally billions of dollars in perpetuity. modern online criminals put archaic bank or jewelry robbers (with their paltry one-time payoff) to shame.

fritolaycorporation

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too

“i’m nb so if you’re into me that means you’re at least a little gay” actually that person just doesn’t respect you

#jam

wayfire-official

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

kaylapocalypse

An event happened to me tonight

kaylapocalypse

I’m chosing to believe he didn’t pee. I’m chosing to believe he got in and immediately went “uh oh”

But, before he could get out, I got in. So then, he helplessly just turned to me and said the first thing that could describe our mutual situation:

Welcome to the pee pee palace.

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piss-bong

cognitive behavioral torture

piss-bong

cock and ball torture also. everything’s getting tortured. i’m evil >:)

#jam #doing some a/b testing

piss-bong

cognitive behavioral torture

piss-bong

cock and ball therapy

#jam

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