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date a girl who is the dateagirlwhosweird pinned post

You should date a woman who never misses a chance to do her battle cry, even if it's just for chopping a carrot or pulling a stuck door open. Be prepared to make a lot of masala chai for her voice.

Date a girl who emits a shinning corona of cherenkov radiation when she's flustered

Date a girl who has replaced most of the curse words in her vocabulary with ones she made up

date a girl who appeared when your male friend inexplicably disappeared, she seems to know a little too much about you but she's really cute, so it's okay

date a girl who is descended from sigmund freud

Date a vampire girl whos afraid of blood

Date a girl who thinks your forehead is sexy

Date a girl with horns, harpy arm-wings, and a big snake tail.

date a girl who is radially symmetric

Date a girl who submits something vague and meaningless like "Date a girl who ... y'know ;)" and then tags every single content warning.

date a girl who you swear is eating your toothpaste everytime she comes over because her breathe gets super minty when she kisses you after spending ages in the bathroom, and you keep running low on toothpaste sooner than you expect.

date a girl who knows secret pathways in Costco that lead to the secret aisle with 'the deals they don't want you to know about'

date a girl who drew your tits big in a drawing once and now your tits grew that big, and now you think she might have magic drawing boob growing powers

date a girl who has all your childhood favourite toys in her house when you go to visit