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stitch incoming

who turned them german mid tag ?

how do you know they were transformed midday?

literally my dad

Puthykraken got dithintegrated by the dithcourthe

your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person

Holy Communion

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

According to color theory, brown has more positive connotations than negative. Brown is associated with nature, stability, and warmth. Also a rich neutral tone goes well with most decor.

Shart rug at the public viewing toilet

just turned a mouse into a single ounce of lead

fantasy is when currency is referred to as "gold" and sci fi is when currency is referred to as "credits"