The Fever sets in while we sleep

Oh my god bro, Russia writing a long as fuck "we love you Israel" message. Zelensky, kill Putler then kys.

The seemingly-simple question "What's the largest number printed on a Magic card?" is unfortunately complicated by imprecise definitions of "largest", "number", "printed on" and "Magic card". I currently have six candidates with varying degrees of validity

“reading nooks” are such a fucking scam like I’m sorry you can’t convince me that a shitty cramped corner with minimal cushioning and no back support is a desirable place to read. I know about comfy chairs.

you really can tell when a mutual just ate some rice.

tumblr is so funny within my mutual circle ppl will be like cannibalism as a metaphor for sex is honestly so overdone 🙄 like it’s not even transgressive anymore it’s just vanilla atp 🙄 and then you go a little too far outside that circle and people are trigger tagging memes about infidelity

tumblr is so funny within my mutual circle ppl will be like cannibalism as a metaphor for sex is honestly so overdone 🙄 like it’s not even transgressive anymore it’s just vanilla atp 🙄 and then you go a little too far outside that circle and people are trigger tagging memes about infidelity

anyway do you think Data TNG has figured out jacking off

There's literally no question about it in my mind. He fucks in the first episode and is obsessed with quirky human behaviors. He'd be jerking off on a regular schedule to a wide selection of porn in order to understand what it truly means to be horny as humans are

It would be weird though. It would be like when he was trying to figure out jokes and laughing. He doesn't quite get it but he's trying his best

much to consider. thank you.

The problem with jokes and laughing is there's no step by step video tutorial that can explain how to do it without making it sound uncanny. Jacking off, however, has many step by step tutorials on the same website he sources the wide selection of porn from. Learning about how to do it without harming himself and having to go to the medbay with an appropriate explanation, however, is a different matter entirely and he would not wish to discuss that.

Data finding out about JOI videos and being like oh thank goodness. helpful