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minors beware you're in for a scare
call me Ted or GreenMan | 21 | adhd haver | punk | not usamerican | transphobes & israel fans kys | my lastfm
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Ye knowe eek, that in forme of speche is chaunge With-inne a thousand yeer, and wordes tho That hadden prys, now wonder nyce and straunge Us thinketh hem; and yet they spake hem so, And spedde as wel in love as men now do.
chaucer, Troilus and Criseyde c. 1380
glossary: eek also and even tho at the time prys great value wonder a cause for astonishment nyce stupid spedde succeeded
You know the form of language, too, can change. Within a thousand years, even the words that were most precious then, seem strange and foolish to us; yet they spoke them so and did no worse in love than we now do.
Today marks the anniversary of our lord and savior Cockwaffle ;3
*knocks a bunch of shit off my desk in a blind panic* oh fuck i forgot to celebrate cockwaffles birthday
the KEY 🗝️ is NOT 🙅♂️❌ to drive your jet 🚤 ski 🚤💦 in 🌚THE DARK 🌑🌉
aight 🖤ITS DARK🌌🌜inna minute⏱️☝️ there aint gonna be NO‼️🙅 LIGHTS💡🔆 to 🧭🗺️NAVIGATE US👯♀️ to where we need to ➡️GO📍🏠. imma CHECK IN✅👍 with YALL🫵. AIGHT 👁️👁️⁉️
............its ⬛Pitch Black⬛⬛ out here
wit da 📸FLASH💥 on da PHONE📲......... IF YALL🫵 KNOW🧠💭 ZAY 🇿, tell HER➡️🧍♀️to 🤙📞CALL ME🗣️📢‼️‼️
THE 🔑🗝️🗝️KEY 🔑🔐IS TO MAKE IT🔓☝️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
THE 🔑🗝️🗝️KEY 🔑🔐IS TO MAKE IT🔓☝️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
is so 🌚🥀DARK🎑🖤⬛ out 🌊💦HERE🐟🌉 we dunno🤷♀️where da 🔥👹HELL💥🆘 we at🌎but🍑
the 🗝️KEY is to MAKE IT👆👆👆📈
the KEY🔑🔑is 🙅🚫NEVER💢❌ GIVE UP⬆️
its 🐺KNOT🪢🍍 EASY🎮 to 🎰🥇WIN🏆🔒
I KNO DA--
is sho 🐠REEL💦🎣 out 🌊🌉HERE📍RIGHT NOW⌚👇 the ONLY☝️ reason why you🫵 see👁️👄👁️ ANYTHING🫥 is cuz i got the 💥💥FLASH🔆 🔛‼️‼️‼️💯 we will scsck-
this is ❌AGAINST🚓🚨 the 👮♂️📜LAW🚔and not even just that.......
........👇this aint🚫👎🙅right😰
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😤DIS SHIT🤬💩 ☠️REAL😭👆 OUT 🌊🚣♂️HERE🌉📍 BOI➡️🚹‼️ DIS SHIT🧻🚽 🪦⚰️REAL👁️👄👁️ OUT HERE👇🌎🗣️📢‼️‼️DISH--🍽️
⚧👷♀️GOD📿🛐🕊️ is☝️🌈GOOD✅✅🎉🙏👍👍👍
🫂😮💨💦💨We Made It🏨🚗🌃🌉
🙅NEVER said it was easy✅ to WIN☝️🥇
😮💨💨✌️feels 👍GOOD🗣️🔥 to be 🔙🔛🙌 the PATHWAY🛣️🗺️ to ✅💲MORE✅☝️ SUCCESS🤑💰💸‼️‼️😮💨💨💨FEELS⭐ GREAT📈🥇👑
🗣️L I O N 😺💕

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one sup of this will have you demanding the news
reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke
It’s kinda like this
do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures
these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other
Penetration, my liege?
not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures
this is how this website sounds sometimes
It's been years and I still haven't found a single sentence on Wikipedia I like more than this one. and quickly learned how to breakdance. The simple statement. Action, result, reaction. White boy stuns latinos. Quickly. His white ass got there and said I need to have something to keep me from being All the White People, and I'm clearly not a boy of combative strength. Breakdancing bluelinked as the perfect little punctuation, reminding you that it is a rich art and sport, making you consider the sort of undertaking that would be. I like this sentence more than some Beck songs.

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Watch some reels with me
Ok I got some really bad reels this time. Only one like given out
Might do another one, stay tuned
horses kill one billion people a year

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As rock interiors go, still not as good as the episode of MTV Cribs Hayley Williams was on in like 2005 where she has this ugly but totally normal little guest bedroom and then the camera pans like 3 ft to the left and she’s like and THIS is my wall sized replica of Thursday’s revolver cover which I love