my idea for a batman movie:
the main character is a nondescript put-upon gotham city butch who loses her job and ends up getting hired at an illegal underground temp agency for goons. like whatever villain is short of goons for whatever caper, they call up and get a couple sent in from the goon agency. either nondescript black shirt type henchman or they can order them themed to their liking, give them new matching codenames etc. the protag is paid poorly to get the shit beat out of her by security guards and other rival villains goons whilst wearing a series of different ridiculous themed outfits. anyway shes like a miserable everyman underdog type and its kind of funny for a while until batman shows up.
he doesnt show up until like at least 30 minutes in and every criminal is established as being scared shitless of him bc he kills people in this version (he kills people in the early comics its not edgy its vintage. also its just stupid that he doesnt kill people. its stupid when he shoots people with like sleep dart knockout gas bat pellets from a mounted plane machine gun or does ninja holds on their windpipe and makes a big fucking deal out of it who cares man just kill them you may as well) anyway barely anyone has ever survived an encounter with him so no ones really sure what he looks like. hes kind of like an urban legend cryptid type thing, some people describe him as just being some sort of living black hole. or like a crawling goblin thing like batboy.
the goon woman protag back when she had a normal job used to be the kind of person who would hear that "the bat" killed and drained the blood and organs of 10 bank robbers last week and just be like "well they shouldnt of robbed the bank. had it comin". but now shes on the other side of things and shes sees this creature drop from a balcony and snap the necks of all the fellow goons shes working with and. shes basically like a slasher final girl. shes running through the alleys crying sobbing pissing throwing up. bat lets out a sonar screech and she only subdues it briefly by setting fire to it you get the gist. we see bruce wayne on the background on tv at some point bragging about sponsoring the local pride parade and hes like an offbrand patrick bateman with it hes like grimace-smiling and dead behind the eyes. tom cruise john travolta essence.
well the movie goes on for a while with the goon plotline so on and so forth and later you see bruce in his mansion making passionless love to a rent boy and yelling at him for spilling wine on his pricey silk sheets, lurches to the bathroom to wash off. suddenly he doubles over in pain. his abdomen swells up like he's pregnant. he loses consciousness and his body splits in two as a feotal batman rends its way out of him. its like a nasty ass wet puppet. we see it maturing to full size in fast motion as it crawls through the bathroom, bites its umbilical cord off and flies out the window. alfred walks in on the bloody remnants of bruce left on the tiles but it cuts away before we see his reaction.
the rest of it is like a horrendously tense horror movie as the protag tries to survive and batman tries to finish the job. later the she gets some incidental exposition that gotham city was founded and built cursed-graveyard style over the remains of an ancient sacrificial site where people of a pre-historical society would condemn certain individuals to be locked in hunted down and devoured by the god-being that fed on them. the archeologists who studied the site arent sure how sacrificial victims were selected or what the remains have in common but they theorize that they were outcast from their civilization for some reason, such as being murderers or thieves. but its not really focused on. idk whether our heroine escapes with her life. probably not.
the movie ends with the bat creature throwing up a twitching fluid-covered clone of bruce wayne back at wayne manor and we see alfred calmly finding him, picking him up, showering him, dressing him, putting him in bed, bringing him breakfast and waking him. and bruce doesnt remember anything about being born a few hours ago and just like. blearily asks what his appointments for the day are. has some casual banter with alfred. we see alfred go downstairs and put the mangled body of bruce from the bathroom earlier in a big industrial furnace while whistling. roll credits.
my other idea for a batman movie:
it's just called "iceberg lounge" and its a loosely connected diagetic variety-show style musical starring the villains all doing their own themed musical numbers. all of them are like different types of drag queens or old hollywood starlets. theres no plot and its all hosted, emceed and headlined by the penguin who in this version kind of looks and acts like a bird-themed version of Divine. ten billion million dollar budget.
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