how unfortunate

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

guy trying to do any research about the history of anything anywhere: hey fuck the victorians

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

Sucking YOUR dick after a long day to relieve MY stress

Body horror idea: Your face starts to resemble those of the people who birthed you as you age