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"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

Hopper would give Steve his version of the “were there no nice men in Montreal?” line from Heated Rivalry when he finds out about Steddie. Like kid it’s cool that you like guys but were there no nice men in basketball? On the swim team?

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

getting an evil spirit put inside you without your knowledge or consent is basically a classic childhood experience

MOTHER OF GOD

ARE YOU FUCKIN

I CANT BREATHE

this pride month I'm gonna need everyone to be radically pro transgender and also pro intersex and also pro ace and aro spec peoples thanks

there is a hockey team that exists right now that consists solely of defensive pair mae batherson and kendall cooper alone in the middle of the desert

and he was doing the emotional equivalent of kissing Mary Wollstonecraft Godwin (later Shelley) feet the entire time he was alive, and he got expelled from college for writing that maybe wealth redistribution is a good idea morally speaking and for saying the parliamentary monarchy should have checks and balances which naturally pissed off Prinny (derogatory) aka the Prince Regent aka Caribbean slavery profiteer extraordinaire and he was in a polycule with George Gordon Byron and so was team Caroline of Brunswick (as was Jane Austen) in the extremely long ongoing public marital spat between Caroline and Prinny (derogatory), and he met Mary Shelley through William Godwin and was a big fan of him, because they both not wrongly noticed that historical European marriage is a tool of the church and state to make women subordinate chattel for their husbands, and because he liked people not dying en masse as did everyone in that Italian Villa he hated Napoleon Bonaparte, understandably.

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

Somebody at work keeps adjusting one of the perimeter cameras to have this beautiful artistic angle on the museum in a historical building across the way. The sun sets just behind it and the whole sky turns golden-blue, clouds streaked across the sky above. The lush tree line beneath the museum is perfectly lined up along the rule of thirds and the building itself towers above, almost mythical in its evening glory. Like damn, take a still from this camera and send it to the museum to frame and hang on their wall. I do need the camera to be pointing at the parking lot. Tho

The setting sun bounces off the skyscrapers downtown and hits the museum's windows and every one of them turns the same golden hue as the sky behind, reflected in the trees just starting to turn golden-orange beneath. The bottoms of the clouds take on the slightest tinge of purple and birds circle above, speckling the evening sky as they call autumn's last farewell. Someone's car got broken into in the parking lot last week, Tammy, point the damn camera at the cars