All I talk about is Steddie

Or he could accidentally say “I guess I’m not boyfriend material” out loud and watch all of Eddie’s blood draining out of his body in real time.

Sometimes I wonder what goes through someone’s head when they light fireworks in the middle of the day when the sun is fully out and can’t see the pretty colors…

A burning desire to sit in an ER waiting room missing some fingers, hoping to talk to the cute ER nurse they saw last year when they also did something stupid.

Sometimes I wonder what goes through someone’s head when they light fireworks in the middle of the day when the sun is fully out and can’t see the pretty colors…

A burning desire to sit in an ER waiting room missing some fingers, hoping to talk to the cute ER nurse they saw last year when they also did something stupid.

Eddie: Why are you crying about that when you could be crying about me going to prison for murdering all the guys you’ve ever hooked up with?

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

Lesbianism includes trans women and if you don't believe that you can get fucked

"The idea made me horny" is a good enough reason to write anything.

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

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