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Make Me Write:
I take prompts! My ask box is open in general, though I... am not necessarily a fast writer and also work 40 hours a week, so it may take me anywhere from five business days to six months to answer.
I also sometimes do #wip weekend or #wip game or #make me write and will most likely answer asks from that with greater speed.
Other tags:
#chubby eddie munson and #chubby steve harrington - because I swing both ways 😜 and these are kind of catch-alls regardless of weight (i.e. chubby vs fat), since they seem to be the most popular tags
#scoops words - all of my writing
#ask - replies to asks, I'm always open to rambling about my brainrot!
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I technically don’t have time for this. BUT guess what, I did it anyway.
I also added a few tattoos to Eddie because I imagined this was at the start of the 90s ;) it was fun trying to think of something he would get in this context. So there is a devil holding The nail bat and on his calf the text from the ring in lotr. And also a small sword that was supposed to be Narsil (also lotr), but I got lazy.
Corroded Coffin’s lead singer Eddie Munson gives MTV a tour of his “luxury mansion.” Everyone expects groupies, jacuzzis, the usual rockstar life. Instead it’s a medieval castle full of nerd stuff.
There is one guy who could be a groupie, but he’s dressed so… preppy. He’s sprawled on one of the many comfy couches and working on a Rubix cube, tongue poking out a little in concentration. Munson doesn’t introduce him, just calls out, “How’s it coming, sweetheart?” The guy doesn’t even look up, just flips him off; Eddie laughs and moves the tour along to the next room, which contains a full Olympic sized pool with a Star Wars themed mosaic floor.
What draws all the attention though is a coffee kiosk set up inside Munson’s home that’s a clear spoof on Starbucks. It’s a fully branded and decked out coffee “company” named Penta-Dollar, with a logo that has a white pentagram etched on a red sand dollar by a black tentacle holding a tattoo gun, curling around from behind the sand dollar. Once the footage airs Starbucks sues, and Munson has good enough lawyers that it basically just becomes a matter of cease and desist.
A few months later Munson launches his own coffee company called Malicious Compliance Coffee Co., with a logo featuring a hand that’s obviously modeled after Munson’s giving a thumbs up sign. Of the rings on the hand, two are some of his signature decor: a skull and a cross surrounded by skulls. But the middle ring, instead of his signature pig ring, is an octopus. The branded hot beverage cups feature photocopies of the legal decision from the case with “Starbucks” and “Penta-Dollar” blacked out.
It’s such a big stir that it takes a long time for anyone to comment on the fact that, uh, wasn’t that Olympic gold metal swimmer Steve fucking Harrington chilling on Munson’s couch like he lived there?
And doesn’t Harrington have a small sand dollar tramp stamp tattoo??
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The pool was a recent addition, a welcome gift for Steve moving in. The mosaic includes some Ewoks. (Yes, they have already christened the pool by time of filming.)
The Starbucks lawsuit is literally the only reason Eddie starts his own coffee company. He wanted the hand gesture on the logo to be a middle finger instead of a thumb but was talked down. (By Steve. In bed.)
Eddie DID bag the hottest Olympic medal winner, you’re so right. (Steve thinks a few are hotter but he’s not going to say it out loud for fear that Eddie would end up banging down their doors to duel over his affections. He is correct to fear this.)
Five minutes after posting that photo Steve realizes it’s a trick cube that opens once solved. It contains an engagement band. Eddie is already down on one knee.
Steve has been trying to solve that cube for over a year, Robin is going to tease him so much about this.
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For trope game: Steddie, insecure Steve, matchmaker Robin, S3 AU
Heheheheeeeee.
(send me a ship and 3 ao3 tags and I’ll make a little scenario for it)
Okay, so it's Steve's first day at Scoops Ahoy and there's an accident in the walk-in that leaves him bonked on the head and pinned for a little while before someone can come in and move the shelf and all the gallons of ice cream that have him trapped. Robin stays with him while they're waiting and holds his hand because he's freaking out, and she's never had very charitable thoughts towards King Steve but this guy is crying and vulnerable and admitting he wasn't the best guy in high school but that he's trying, and his parents keep giving him shit for not getting into college but hello he's had two concussions in the past two years and they didn't come home to check in on him either time or see how much he was struggling with school afterwards. (Robin is pretty sure this is concussion number three, but decides not to bring that up.)
And then Steve, who is cold and his head hurts and he's really out of it, starts talking about how on top of all the shit with being stuck in Hawkins and his crappy parents, he thinks he might like guys! Robin has to hastily shush him so he doesn't out himself to the help that's finally starting to arrive, but elbows her way into riding in the ambulance with him to the hospital. She does her "I wanted her to look at me" speech a few hours later in Steve's hospital room, now-medicated Steve giggles his way through his Muppet giving birth impression, and they agree to be each other's beard for the foreseeable future.
They make a game out of trying to identify each others type based on how they react to the customers that come into Scoops that summer, but it's really not much of a game anymore once Eddie Munson and the rest of the Corroded Coffin guys come in for ice cream. Robin and Eddie click immediately as like recognizes like, but Steve just goes dumb. Not even stuttering, all he can do is scoop ice cream and spin his scooper and stare down at the toes of his own sneakers and counts the change out so bad it's never right even after a couple clumsy tries. Eddie always leans against the counter watching him, smirking, and sometimes makes a passing snarky comment. That's the only time he ever seems to stop moving, is when he's watching Steve. Like a cat zeroing in on a mouse, right before it decides to pounce. When he's in motion he makes noise—the tromp of his footsteps, the chain on his belt, the pins on his vest that clink together. He's got music all over his vest and he's his own kind of music too, brash and in your face and, just, chaos incarnate. The kind of chaos that Steve thinks could turn his whole life inside out, make it feel like it fits for once.
Steve is infatuated, fascinated... and convinced Eddie hates him. But Robin is pretty sure Eddie the opposite of hates him, and keeps nudging Eddie to talk to Steve. Eddie remains skeptical, caught halfway between "There's not two brain cells to rub together beneath that pretty head of hair" and "There's no way King Steve wants to talk to Eddie the Freak"—and that's not even touching the "He is famously straight" part.
Matchmaker Robin is determined to make something happen by the end of the summer.
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YES @iridescentrylandgrace, that is exactly how it goes!!
“Follow him,” Robin hisses after the eighth or possibly millionth time this happens. God, how could she have ever thought Steve was Mr. Cool, he can’t even handle his crush giving him the time of day.
“The dude is fleeing my presence Robin,” Eddie hisses back. “Fun’s fun but I’m not gonna go chasing trouble.”
She’s going to kill them.
In the end, instead, she shuts Steve in the walk-in and lures Eddie back there claiming that Steve called out sick and she needs help getting one of the tubs off the high shelf. “It’s kinda frozen in place, you’re gonna want to be firm,” she tells him, and promptly shuts him in too.
One way or another, she’ll let them out when all the yelling and banging on the door stops.
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Oooh this is fun! Have some completely random ones to go wild with:
Steddie+soul mates+too many beds+good friend Carol Perkins?
Yes!
(send me a ship and 3 ao3 tags and I’ll make a little scenario for it)
Okay, soulmates au where you have the first thing you hear your soulmate say (not necessarily to you) written somewhere on your body in their handwriting.
Steve and Carol haven't talked since high school but she's pretty familiar with the scrawl on the back of Steve's wrist that declares something silly but non-identifying. She studied hotel management and hasn't spoken to Tommy H. since she surprise visited him at his college only to catch him in bed with a dude, laughing in his face when he followed her trying to insist that it didn't mean he was gay and that he still wanted to date her. (First of all, no way was she staying involved in that hot mess. Second, she has since discovered how fun it is to fool around with girls and the hearts dotting the i's on her soulmate's handwriting hidden on her inner thigh now makes a lot more sense.)
Anyway, it's been years. So Carol shocked to see Steve one night, checking into her hotel with Eddie the Freak Munson—who signs the guestbook in a scrawl she recognizes, holy shit. She makes eye contact with Steve and instinctively gets that he's seen her notice it, that he desperately does not want her to say anything, and that Eddie must have no idea.
An hour or two after they check in, Steve wanders back into the lobby. Carol pulls out the small bottle of liquor she keeps in the desk during slow night shifts and doctors both their coffees and they chat. They exchange their stories of self-discovery like it's hot gossip, and yeah, Eddie has no idea because Steve doesn't want to risk their friendship. But Steve is also completely head over heels.
Carol is very aware that they're in a room with two twin beds—which is obviously one too many for anything to happen. After a while she takes pity on him and passes him a tampon from her purse. "Go back to your room and flush this," she advises with a smirk. "Since you're both guys it'll just get written off as something the previous occupants did. When the toilet overflows, I'll get you a room with just a queen bed so you two can get all cosy. Turn on the charm, cuddle up, and see what happens. And if it doesn't go well, you can always come back out here to the open arms of Jim Beam."
She doesn't know if he'll have the nerve to do it, but she hopes so. One of Eddie's rings had slipped while he was signing the book and she'd caught a peek of Steve's cramped scribble across one of his knuckles. 😉
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I love “have at thee” for the words on Steve’s wrist, and maybe he heard them his freshman year when he was still trying to get in good with the popular jock crowd so once he realized it was that weird sophomore guy he started wearing a watch to cover it up. Still feels kinda guilty about that which is why he’d never bought weed directly from Eddie before s4 and still hasn’t made a move until now. But he’d always kind of liked the playfulness of the words, and even as a freshman privately kind of hoped he could at least get to know Eddie someday.
Eddie’s words would have to be pretty short to fit under a ring… Maybe he was horsing around with his friends in the hallway one day in his second senior year and Tommy comes around a corner on a tear and zeros in on the school freaks for some stress relief, and Eddie hears the fallen King Steve mutter “ah shit” under his breath before moving to intercept. That day Tommy made himself feel better by ragging on Steve instead.
None of Eddie’s friends heard it, but he’d been covering up the words for years already because, well. He just always figured he’d say some words that appear on someone else’s skin and immediately hear an “ah shit” of disappointment as they realize. So no one else knows realizes that Steve is his soulmate. The following year Dustin Henderson arrives to constantly talk Steve up, and the tips of Eddie’s ears go bright red every time because he’s thinking of the day Steve diverted a bully for some nerds he didn’t even know. He’s not holding out hope that Steve has his words on his skin, making his peace with just being friends and loving him from arm’s reach.
Steve does take Carol’s advice and puts the tampon in the toilet, but it doesn’t work right away. He flushes and stares down at the swirling bowl, disappointed when nothing happens but… that’s fate for you. An hour or so later Eddie shuffled into the bathroom and ends up screeching an unfortunately literal “oh SHIT” when the toilet overflows. He’s muttering to Steve as they go into their new room that Carol must’ve recognized him and given them the room with the finicky plumbing on purpose, only to stop short when he sees this one only has one bed.
“It’s late, let’s just crash, come on,” Steve encourages with a yawn—not even faked. He’s sleepy, but there’s no way he’s going to just nod off when Eddie is so close. So warm. He scoots closer as an experiment, and when Eddie doesn’t protest he does it again.
Eddie is dying a little bit. It feels like heaven to have Steve this close, practically cuddling up, but he’s acutely aware that he doesn’t get to have this. And basically Steve is scooting towards him back to front, making Eddie the big spoon—god, he wants nothing more than to wrap an arm around his friend’s waist, pull him even closer, and inhale the scent of Steve’s fancy-pants shampoo straight from his head. Thinks he could get high off it, if he’s not already. He wants to roll over in self-preservation but he’s stuck, body too heavy under the stiff hotel sheets. Suddenly all too aware that his rings are on the bedside table and his words are bare in the dark room.
Steve wishes he’d been brave enough to do this facing Eddie, so he could see the other man’s reaction. Such an expressive face—he loves the way Eddie wears his heart on his sleeve, in most situations except for when he’s DMing. So Steve decides to be brave, despite knowing that if he messes this up he’s going to go sleep in the bathtub or something out of humiliation, and rolls over.
Straight into Eddie’s arms. He hadn’t realized he was that close, and opens his mouth to apologize only to pause when he realized that’s where Eddie’s eyes have zeroed in. Pausing, he licks his lips and watches Eddie track that too. Deciding again to be brave, he murmurs, “Hi.”
“Hey Stevie,” Eddie whispers back, transfixed. “Can’t sleep?”
“No. Um. Can I ask you something?”
“Anything.”
“Do you… Do you ever think about soulmate stuff? Like, finding yours?”
Eddie’s breath catches in his throat. “Yeah, well—I, um, kinda already know mine.”
“Oh.” Steve wills his face not to fall, figuring that either means Eddie’s soulmate is someone else or it’s him but Eddie hasn’t brought it up before because he doesn’t want it to be. “Is that… Um, anyone good?”
“The best,” Eddie replies earnestly, hope blooming foolishly in his chest. “He’s, uh, pretty out of my league though.”
At least it’s a he. Steve had been pretty sure Eddie liked guys, and at least now he knows his radar for that sort of thing isn’t total shit. A consolation prize for when he has to go out looking for someone to fill the void when Eddie inevitably rejects him. “If he doesn’t want you he’s an idiot. You’re great, the leagues don’t know what they’re talking about.”
“Oh yeah? Leagues are just like that?” Eddie teases to cover how flustered he is. A big chunk of that is due to Steve not freaking out that he’s gay—but then, there is Robin. She might have inoculated him against that kind of shock. “Careful big boy, flattery works with me.”
Steve bites his lip. “What if I want to flatter you, Eds? What if… What if I think you’re really great, and I’d do anything to keep you around, any way I can get?”
“You’ve got me, Steve. I’m not going anywhere.”
“Okay. I—Okay. Here’s hoping you’re right.”
And Steve kisses him.
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At the start of the weekend my partner and I went antiquing and all we ended up buying were DVDs, from a fucking antique store this is still sending me.
Anyway, yesterday we discovered why Ross from Friends discovering that his former pet capuchin Marcel is in NYC filming "Outbreak 2: The Virus Takes Manhattan" is very funny* and today we're watching Joaquin Phoenix's character in Signs (2002) tell the kids that the crop signs were made by "nerds who can't get girlfriends."
*It is very funny because Marcel was played by Katie the monkey, who starred in the actual film Outbreak (1995) with Dustin Hoffman, Cuba Gooding Jr., and Kevin frickin Spacey. Katie passed away at the Denver Zoo in 2024, at the age of 29.
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I was tagged by @th30ra3k3n and @clownifornian, like, over a week ago lol. Thanks and I appreciate your patience. :P
1. top five movies?
Interstellar (2014), The Mummy (1999), Jurassic Park (1993), Insidious (2010), Alien (1979)
2. one character that describes you?
Eric Foreman from That 70's Show (derogatory, lol)
3. favorite song at the moment?
What It Sounds Like by Huntr/x from KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
4. all time favorite album?
I'm far to indecisive for this question, so I'm just gonna say The Tragic Treasury: Songs from A Series of Unfortunate Events by The Gothic Archies, because almost every song corresponds to a different ASoUE book and I'm a sucker for that sort of thing. My faves are "Crows", "Smile! No One Cares How You Feel", and "How Do You Slow This Thing Down?"
5. favorite fruit?
Raspberries.
6. favorite time of day?
Evening, because that's when I can just chill. And open the windows to let the house breathe.
unpopular or not, i just know steve harrington is a good employee. maybe it’s because he feel like he has something to prove or it’s competitiveness peaking through but he always makes it a point to keep things organized and accurate. he likes cleanliness and surprisingly loves to do inventory because he wants to make sure he can answer any question thrown his way. customer service is his #1 priority (and not just flirting) like he’s such a people person and even if he won’t admit it, he loves seeing customers leave happy because of him (he will always deny his people pleasing tendencies) even if they’re dead end jobs and he barely makes any money, he grew to love the extra responsibility and he likes being someone other people rely on to teach them. all in all, he’s perfect <3
Corroded Coffin’s lead singer Eddie Munson gives MTV a tour of his “luxury mansion.” Everyone expects groupies, jacuzzis, the usual rockstar life. Instead it’s a medieval castle full of nerd stuff.
There is one guy who could be a groupie, but he’s dressed so… preppy. He’s sprawled on one of the many comfy couches and working on a Rubix cube, tongue poking out a little in concentration. Munson doesn’t introduce him, just calls out, “How’s it coming, sweetheart?” The guy doesn’t even look up, just flips him off; Eddie laughs and moves the tour along to the next room, which contains a full Olympic sized pool with a Star Wars themed mosaic floor.
What draws all the attention though is a coffee kiosk set up inside Munson’s home that’s a clear spoof on Starbucks. It’s a fully branded and decked out coffee “company” named Penta-Dollar, with a logo that has a white pentagram etched on a red sand dollar by a black tentacle holding a tattoo gun, curling around from behind the sand dollar. Once the footage airs Starbucks sues, and Munson has good enough lawyers that it basically just becomes a matter of cease and desist.
A few months later Munson launches his own coffee company called Malicious Compliance Coffee Co., with a logo featuring a hand that’s obviously modeled after Munson’s giving a thumbs up sign. Of the rings on the hand, two are some of his signature decor: a skull and a cross surrounded by skulls. But the middle ring, instead of his signature pig ring, is an octopus. The branded hot beverage cups feature photocopies of the legal decision from the case with “Starbucks” and “Penta-Dollar” blacked out.
It’s such a big stir that it takes a long time for anyone to comment on the fact that, uh, wasn’t that Olympic gold metal swimmer Steve fucking Harrington chilling on Munson’s couch like he lived there?
And doesn’t Harrington have a small sand dollar tramp stamp tattoo??
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Eddie starts flirting with Steve just to get a rise out of him and Steve a competitive idiot that he is like “Oh it’s on, Munson.” Now they won’t stop. And it’s driving the party crazy.
It’s really out of hand. During movies they practically fight over who gets to pull the ol’ “yawn and stretch” technique: Steve accidentally kind of punched Eddie in the side of the head once trying to get to it first, and that devolved into Eddie tackling him off the couch entirely to play wrestle on the floor, delaying the start of the movie by at least another ten minutes. One of them will get out of the pool and try to drip all over the other one, so now they’re both in the water for the entire pool party and constantly leaping on and trying to drag each other under, and the kids keep betting on who’s going to lose their swim trunks next; Robin refuses to bring them food while they’re in their anymore on account of how many times she’s been splashed trying to do a hotdog hand off. (But on the plus side Jonathan’s getting really good at manning the grill these days with Steve so distracted.) They bicker playfully over which of them gets to pay the bill at diners and for pizza deliveries alike, to the point where Robin and Nancy and Jonathan are going broke trying to speed things along. They have put gum in each others' hair multiple times.
And the pet names, god the pet names. They started at “sweetheart” and “dear,” and now it’s devolved into shit like “honeybear” and “snookums.” When Eddie whips out “sugarsquirt” one night Mike actually gags, Dustin looks about ready to start pulling his hair out, Will is laughing to hard and silently to breathe, and Lucas just has his face in both hands, shaking his head. Robin just leaves. (The house. She walks home. Eddie was her ride; she needs at least 12 hours before she can look him in the eye again, and even then she will be grimacing. Just, no.)
They actually started hooking up after the first week of this, but decided to keep the bit going just to mess with everyone. The only one who’s figured it out so far is El, but that’s okay because whenever she comments that “Eddie and Steve are in love” their friends just think she’s being too naive. They have an arrangement with her to only call the game quits when she stands to win big in the betting pool.
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