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I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU
OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT
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sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.
I don't even have the energy to screenshot and respond to your tags- what the actual fuck is wrong with you? "the cops are scared and rightfully so" "mental health calls are the scariest for cops" OH so this isn't about the safety of psychotic & manic people this is about piggy feelings?
and no, actually, this is not USA specific and no, actually, people from other countries should not ignore this post. police violence and sanism weren't invented in the US and they are certainly not unique to here. if you (or anyone) thinks that this bullshit doesn't happen elsewhere then you are not listening.
cops r Some Guy with a Gun
do we want Some Guy with a Gun in this situation? answer is usually "NO"
This is legitimately useful reframing. A while ago I started replacing the word "cop" in my vocabulary with "a man with a gun." It really puts things into perspective.
This homeless person is making me uncomfortable. Should I call [a man with a gun]?
My neighbor is having a loud party. Should I get [a man with a gun] involved?
There are some teenagers skateboarding. Do you think [a man with a gun] would get rid of them for me?
It makes it very clear what you're saying. I can call a man with a gun to threaten or hurt someone mildly inconveniencing me. You're not calling the cops, you're calling A MAN WITH A GUN into a situation that does not warrant a firearm handled by a volatile lunatic who will not be held accountable for his actions.
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maybe orpheus always looks back because his very effort to reverse death means that he can't look forward. if he could look forward, he could accept eurydice's death, grieve, and keep moving in life. his refusal to accept her death is looking back. his going down to the underworld, asking hades and persephone for her life, trying to lead her out... it's all 'looking back'. he does nothing for the entire story except look back. orpheus! looks! back! it's his entire thing! the story ends the same way it begins: orpheus looked back.
It's been a while since I said "this person wins the internet", but today it is merited.
(via bsky)
(The classic XKCD comic)
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You ever think about how old people have no idea what āsurvivor biasā is, and take full credit for being excellent out of things where they lucked out?
āBack in my day we didnāt have any of these childhood protective things, we were smart enough not to do stupid shit on our own!ā Except your little neighbour, who got the funniest idea at the age of seven, and got his skull pierced when he slipped?
āBack in my day nobody got divorced, we stuck together and fixed our problems!ā What about your cousin, who was slowly killed by her husband because she had nowhere to escape him?
āBack in my day nobody had āmental problemsā, we didnāt whine, we just toughed it out and endured life!ā Hey remember that guy you used to work with, who seemed really friendly and normal, and then suddenly hanged himself āfor no reasonā?
āBack in my day we didnāt have any of this āgayā or ātransgenderā thing.ā You did, but your family cut all ties with her before you were born.
Ā You kinda start seeing it in everything they think, if you start looking for it.
āWhen we were kids nobody whined about car seats or bike helmets. We didnāt use them, and we all survived!ā
Yeah, except for the ones who didnāt.
eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like š whats going on over here šš i just wanna know #LetMeKnow ššš
Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.
THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????
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this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem
Rule #2
Donāt ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,
For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.
You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,
But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.
Donāt ever hug a lobster when youāre strolling down the coast,
Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,
For a lobsterās first priority is formal social graces,
And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.
Donāt ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,
For a lobsterās spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,
And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,
So donāt ever hug a lobster, simply put, itās impolite.
what a surprise
suddenly the fucking
they must've opened the fridge
āugh these characters just feel like someoneās OCs :///ā
buddy i have some news about all of fiction
My grandma just called and, among other things, saidĀ āYou have hips. Thatās good! Men like hips!ā and then she interrupted herself to sayĀ āWomen like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never rememberāĀ And I was likeĀ āThanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.ā and she was likeĀ āOkay, no one will comment on your hips!ā very self satisfied, likeĀ āaha, I have figured it outā I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she canāt always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like āsheās a little confused, but sheās got the spirit!ā
Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, itās 1/3, not Ā½
I told my grandma that Iād told my friends about what she said and that some of yāall had said you wished she was your grandma, and she saidĀ āWell, you can never have too many grandkids!āĀ So likeā¦consider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is
Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she saidĀ āThatās okay, youāve never been straight!ā and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone
Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!
An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month
Happy pride month!!
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