I'm living with the tension of wishing I could be what I'm not

i love it when girls get wet too but you have to understand your implicit biases and give more of your open affection to girls who get creepy okay

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

i’ve said it before but i wish vaginas didn’t cost money

you literally can not have a vagina without paying for it. vaginoplasty for some, period products for others, if you want to stop buying period products that’s gonna be expensive medicine or an expensive procedure, recovery from surgery requires time off work and vaginoplasty specifically requires money spent on dilators. our bodies shouldnt cost us this much on baseline. having a vagina shouldnt have such a hefty tax on it. it makes me feel like i’m in a fictional dystopia written for middle school classrooms when i think about it.

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

if a person refers to themself as a “silly little guy” they are usually filled with a deep evil

the dryness setting on the dryer is so funny like wtf is damp dry. why would i want that. hmm yes i would like my panties pre-moistened please

i could have worded this better