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Kazoobie Kazoos, America's foremost kazoo manufacturing facility, is located in South Carolina. They have a small attached gift shop and museum, including a short video on the history and invention of kazoos. The people in this video are all played by kazoos with googly eyes glued on, and the video is played before guests are invited to tour the kazoo factory. Does kazoo still look like a word to you, or has it become a mere assemblage of letters?
(ID in alt)
Anyway, the answer is that it barely did in the first place. I'm sorry, Kazoo, but I can't kazoo. Hope you can understand that.
an entire choir of kazoos sounds much like a handful of mournful mosquitoes
That so.
@bilgisticallykosher, care to confirm or deny the sender of this?
Sorry, mate. I got too many mosquitos in my inbox in the past. I even counted them once - the ones that snuck into the inboxes of other Israblr users as well. I'm not great on handling mosquitos.
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"My mayor's Muslim, my bagel's Jewish..." is going viral in NYC right now and as a Jew who deeply loves bagels, I actually hate it so much. People will put our food in a pithy meme but when it comes to actually giving a shit about us as people... crickets. You're in NYC, a hell of a lot more than just your bagel is Jewish. And Jews are fighting tooth and nail to exist safely here right now because that same mayor has made securing our institutions an uphill battle.
Jews are built into the DNA of this city. We WILL live here freely and fuck anyone who tries to stop us.
I'm honestly a little surprised that there aren't big stories being told about exposure to moon dust turning you into a werewolf. I think that should be the next Big Thing, astronauts go to the moon and then when they come back home Oops! All Werewolves
I think it would be interesting if it only affected them when they got home. Like they do the trip—everything goes fine, and they even arrive home and everything seems normal.
Oh I guess I have to answer. Uh okay. Creature is kiki, critter is bouba. Creature is "Woah, look at that! Be. Careful. Do you see it? Let's just, watch it for a while. It can take your face off." Critter is "Woah! Look at that!!! Be careful. 🥺 Do you see it?! Let's just watch it for a while..."
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And if you don't click on OP's profile, the server is system friendly, disability friendly, and extremely queer friendly. And generally friendly! (And, yes, Zionist.)
Here's some of the notes, starting with the things multiple people brought up:
SHRIMP COCKTAIL:
banahbanah: #flashback to that one fic where Peter Parker frets about drinking shrimp cocktail because of the alcohol
generaldeliciousness: adding: what a prawn/shrimp cocktail is
#why is your character turning it down because they're under 21 #do you think prawn cocktail is a cocktail #this lives in my brain rent-free constantly #the rest of the fic was so normal #and good enough that i'll still re-read it #but bro
And then many, MANY, people wondering if this was actually authour mistake, since Peter really would do this!
POMEGRANATES:
zhajhassa: #haha where's that post that was like someone describing someone eating a pomegranate but they ate it like an apple
thornhands: #once someone wrote persephone biting into a whole Pomegranate #had to stop and stare at a wall for a minute
sungsingsanguine: I once saw someone very confidently write about a character eating slices of pomegranate.
FRUIT TREES:
zagreuses-toast: #given a very endearing glimpse into a writers blindspots by seeing them describe someone sitting under a ''pineapple tree''
salatrash: I remember something about picking watermelons... OF A FUCKING TREE
baander: #cranberry trees
DOUGH/BATTER:
maycelium: #I'm a chef so I'm really used to people not accurately describing how to cook food #But I was surprisingly flabbergasted when someone was writing making a cake and was kneading it. Which uh #Not necessary for cake. It was interesting for sure but just bizarre
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: #the one that drove me nuts was when a character set aside a batch of PASTA DOUGH 'to rise' #pasta doesn't have yeast!! #it does need to REST but it will never RISE #you do not want an airy crumb on your noodles
lovesodeepandwideandwell: #THE ONE WHERE THEY MADE COOKIES BY LADLING BATTER INTO A TRAY
Some other topics:
ANIMALS:
catenarwhal: #mandatory 'how cows produce milk' mention#i'll never recover from that one I fear
piromantic: #one time i saw someone fake their way through describing how spiders behave
pluto-lichen: horses
misskittypotter: #stardew valley faking its way through what fresh fish smell like
pa-pa-plasma: #saw someone faking their way through knowing what a seal is once #i still am fucked up over that one to this day. they just straight up did not know #& they were NOT good at guessing it either like it was clear they had never googled that animal ever #& was only just now realizing via answering questions from anons that seals are not!! what they assumed. initially
SEX:
dykevandyke: #what a prostate is #and where it is located #as in. external.
dreamyeyedrose: #I remember back in the ff.net days reading an Ichigo/Renji fic where the writer assumed the penises go inside each other #and I was like “I mean I don't know how it works for sure I don't have one but idk if that's how it works”
SOME OTHER FOOD STUFF:
thetrekkiehasthephonebox: #add another one to the list bloggers#this character is cooking a salad
shosta: #still baffled about the published work that didn't know food could freeze
sun-dari: #once i read a fic where the author didn't understand cinnamon
alto-tenure: #read something recently where the author was just. blatantly wrong about spices
dramatic-dolphin: #i saw someone try to fake their way through what ramen is once. like 14 years ago.#but i remember.#i was very confused about ramen for a few months. they were writing it so authoritatively.
the-celery-stalks-at-midnight: #i will never ever forget someone putting leftover fries in the microwave to reheat them and setting the timer for five minutes
typeghost: #this sparked a memory of a hannibal fic where the author had to fake their way through writing about gravy
draculin: #the one fanfic where the author knows about coffee only as a concept wrote a character as a coffee drinker#was very interesting#I don't remember the fandom or the plot but I was mesmerized by the coffee actions and choices
11235811235811: #there's a lot of faking their way thru congee in the svsss fandom i'll also note
fishali3n: #read one where the person clearly didnt know what tofu is
emmy-everafter: #in the aftermath of shadow and bone s2 i saw a lot of people pretending to know what stroopwafels are #babes they are more like cookies than breakfast waffles #like yes there is a waffle pattern but you're not gonna cut into a stack of them with syrup and sugar#🤣🤣🤣
NON-FOOD STUFF:
red-umbrella-811: Shoutout to Dame Agatha Christie for faking her way through what a wrench is in a very popular published work.
bluebeetle: #once saw someone have a character put an entire phone book in their pocket
nonametis: #- sex talk in languages other than english #<- or just the petnames in a different language other than English
sadisticpony: #the fanfiction i saw this week where op DIDNT KNOW HOW AUTOMATIC DOORS WORKED #and that they arent in peoples homes!!! of course. also opening the automatic door for someone is unironically very funny but its not #its not like. grabbing the door handle to let someone in. helpppp
danmeichael: #reminds me of the fic with the figure drawing class where the character started with the feet. #i love you feet first figure drawing author
meowmix1100blr: #me watching this one fic absolutely obliterate what the board of directors does
vexedhexes: #one time i read an architect character making a doorway bigger by building a bigger door #what a beautiful world. #OH. also gravity falls fic where they go 'oh piedmont is in california so its warm all year round'
leveragehunters: #characters going to a beer garden #And it's literally a garden outside the pub#It was a very cute mistake
fitofpique: #yes! #grown men do not get blind drunk off two beers #but i am possibly guilty of the hypothermia one #assuming it does not make you very horny?
dadvans-likes: #always thinking abt the soup kitchen fic #the entire setting of the fic was 'soup kitchen' #and i very quickly realized #the author did not know what a soup kitchen was #and they thought that soup kitchens only served soup #fic
msmargaretmurry: #i love fanfiction #once read a fic where the characters played 20 questions #but the author seemed to not know how to play 20 questions and was just kind of winging it........ #immaculate
shakespeareaddict: #Look I know not all of us are hockey experts #But it takes about ten seconds of research or any attention paid to the show to realize #That the Stanley cup playoffs are not in fucking September
baejax-the-great: #the funniest one i saw #was someone faking what church is like #like 1. they really didn't have to write an entire church experience for their fic #and 2. they had clearly never even watched a show where people went to church #it was bonkers weird
twosunson: #things ive seen authors faking #knowing how to unclog a drain #knowing. literally any history #knowing what ketamine looks like (apparently- oregano) #(you know who you are)
waterhorseyblues-ao3: #beltane being celebrated in winter #wales being portrayed as a completely separated land from england (i wish) #characters getting up after weeks of bedrest like that dosnt completely fuck you up
violetfairydust: #i once read a fic where the flight time from london to seattle was 3 hours
purekesseltrash: One time, in a fic set specifically in Des Moines, IA, two of the characters casually drove 20 minutes to the ocean. The memory continues to delight me. I want to know where that author thought that Iowa was.
Stopped reading a fic yesterday because the characters were playing Never Have I Ever and one of them said "Never have I ever [done X]" and then that character also drank because they had, in fact, done X.
Also a friend just told me of a fic where someone made matzah for dinner... it's so easy to attain information.........
Made your choice? Hit the readmore to find out which of my students' favorite foods you turned out to be! [TIP: you can Reblog and Tag this post to let your friends know what you chose!]
I voted SPEE COK but I need people to know that Kazoo wrote out all the answers, and two separate children wrote FLAW and those are my favorites.
I think I did well on most of them, I didn't get two, four, or five of these particular answers, maybe one or two more.
This is also a PSA please if you work with kids see if you can get them to write down their favorite recipe, someone brought a "kids recipe book" from their class and a whole room of drunk college kids were hysterically laughing about it, it was so damn funny.
This is for all those who were promised community, only to be rejected and banned. To all those who can't wear or fly a Magen David ✡️ without being accused of blood libel. To those who had their community turn their backs on them. To those who have had self-proclaimed nazi punchers spew nazi rhetoric back to their face. To those who are lost. To those that lost friends, lost their sense of belonging, because people stole our word and re-defined it to mean something dirty.
To the queer Jews, and allies, who don't have the same place of belonging that they had before October 7th. To those that aren't here anymore, after. Happy Pride.
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Cheese without a doubt. I eat it melted, caked, creamed, just chomping into a block. I love cheese. Not Swiss, though, even if I like other cheeses from Switzerland.
I love ice cream, too, and yogurt, and milk (although I gotta be careful with that due to intolerance but I've got pills) but they don't hold a candle to cheese itself.
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