Giveth and Taketh Away

no sorry i dontreally consume any media outside of letting this purple fungus grow in my lunggs

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

forbidden blue raspberry candy

A cautionary tale about the growing literacy crisis

another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .

are you going to tell her or

her masters degree is in biology

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

everyone say thank you to that one anne hathaway twelfth night promo image for all it's done for fandom

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body