have you heard of our lord and savior crodirk

my poor sweet innocent soul started naming this file "pinkie pie inflation" before realizing in horror the error of my ways

Here's to all the shockingly single bachelor uncles or the two very close friends who just happened to be girls and are only living together until one of them finds a man (they lived together for forty two years).

By Charles Schulz

Some of the bleach burned thru the shirt bc this was my first time bleaching anything ever, but it kinda adds to it.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

generational tweet

So much fish. Credit.

I just think it's funny how you guys have a game called spore, itd be like if I made a game and called it babies lol

Temporary individualistic fixes will never solve systemic issues! God forbid EVERYONE eats and not just me!!