have you heard of our lord and savior crodirk

its real and its happening right. fucking. now. as. we. speak. this is dangerous misinformation. you are spreading dangerous misinformation.

Yeah hi, there is no recent news about this anywhere. Please reread the time stamp.

yes it is? he's literally floating away right now we have to do something

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speaking of adam driver his bootboy photos still make me cry i cannot believe those are real

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.

vampire who is a woke predation abolitionist and so exclusively hunts predators, leaving primarily herbivorous and scavenging animals alone

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

Jing Zhiyong (Chinese b. 1982), Insomnia, 2026, Oil on canvas

Kitten and puppies and bunnies are All best Friends And eat cotton candy together and frolic in The fieldd

I will roboticize them all

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit