Get ready for a shitpost y'all
FLEX TAPE
PHIL FUCKIN SWIFT HERE, HERE TO FUCK YOUR BITCH IN A SUIT MADE OF NOTHING BUT BLACK AND WHITE FLEX TAPE!
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP MTV CRIBS!? PHIL FUCKIN SWIFT HERE, BACK ON MY BULLSHIT IN MY HOUSE MADE OF FLEX TAPE AND FLEX SEAL, IT'S VERY HOT AND MY WIFE LEFT ME BECAUSE I LOVE FLEX SEAL PRODUCTS MORE THAN HER, AND NOW MY KIDS WON'T CALL ME BACK!
*AS A SINGLE TEAR MADE OF FLEX SEAL ROLLS DOWN HIS FACE, PHIL SWIFT SLAPS FLEX TAPE ON HIS EYE* NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE
*PHIL SWIFT WRAPS FLEX TAPE AROUND HIS HEAD* LOOK HOW STRONG FLEX TAPE IS, IT'S HOLDING IN ALL MY EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE
*PHIL SWIFT POURS FLEX SEAL IN ASS CRACK* NOW I'M GONNA BE FULL OF SHIT JUST LIKE MY WIFE KEEPS TELLING ME I AM!
NOT EVEN FLEX TAPE ON BOTH SIDES COULD FIX MY MARRIAGE, GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO FLEX SEAL MY HEART SO NO ONE ELSE CAN GET IN!


















