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Jumping from child care to private security really messes with you. I keep saying "oopsie daisy" and encouraging drunk folks to "go home, drink some water and take a nap, and let's try again in 24 hours, okay?" Best part by far is that it's working. Guy went like he was going to fight me the other day and his buddy said "you leave the nice lady alone"

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[ID: Comment by @emilyshka “INCREDIBLE, good for you. I went from being a nanny to bartending and accidentally put a whole bachelorette party in time-out. 100% recommend it was great.”]

aprilthe0th

As someone very vocal about youth liberation, I'm always saying we should treat children more like adults, but we should also treat adults more like children. But in a kind way, not a "ignore their opinions and abuse them" way.

clayandsorcery

A paramedic at work said something horrifyingly misogynistic at the beginning of a training scenario in front of multiple people including two women who were also paramedics. I did what I do to my kids: held up a hand, looked him dead in the face, and said “no thank you”

And he literally didn’t speak for the next 2 hours. 11/10, still use.

fishiesgarden

my grandmas dawg

jadejetts

heres what your grandmas dog wold look like. if they were a trail of ant

fishiesgarden

im getting sick of this.

wonderbutch

been so into drawing fish lately 🐟

these were drawn for the singer mightbemeki!! check them out they’re super cool

that-one-untaken-username

5h gouache fish and its ref

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Rest in peace Akihiro Miwa (1935-2026)

I haven't seen anyone talking about this and just wanted to make a quick post on here.

Akihiro Miwa recently passed away peacefully june 20th, and was not only a drag queen and a queer icon, but also the japanese voice of Arceus in the movie Arceus and the jewel of life, as well as the witch from Howl's moving castle and Moro from Princess Mononoke.

Rest in peace and thank you for the wonderfull impact you made in this world.

twistedantlerz

I tried out oil pastels for the first time and I drew a little fishy :)

The colours came out a little muddy but oh well I live and learn

(Also I tried to be poetic and write about my feelings don’t judge LOL)

thethirdromana

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

thethirdromana

#the overachiever: make this very time consuming ingredient from scratch even though it'll end up tasting worse than store bought

Amen to this @akasanata. "Now make your puff pastry from scratch". How about no❤️

seananmcguire

I have a fabulous lasagna recipe that calls for either make your own marinara or Classico (brand name specific because the flavor profile is known + it's gluten-free).

Guess which one I always opt for.

#any time a recipe says '10 min prep 15 min cook time'#I'm like oh ok so this will take an hour

nickholmes

Seize immortality.

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Pair of daddy longlegs had a date on my window yesterday, we love some gay daddies to finish out pride month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

(I know they are harvestmen plz don't @ me)

#harvestman #pride month

ppaleoartistgallery

#Paleostream 18/04/2026

here's what we sketched during this week's #Paleostream flocking

this week we sketched Dynamognathus, Juxia, Presbyornis, and Nimbacinus

thejewellerybox

Strawberry Thief jewellery by Working Clasp, 2024

Laser-cut acrylic with hand-painted details. From the William Morris collection.

evilscientist3

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks

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sunderwight

Every day I am haunted by the fact that Jupiter Ascending was not based off of a million word space opera fantasy book series and that I cannot go to the library and take out like six door-stopper sized volumes of sheer unhinged gendervibes-y space werewolf bee queen batshittery where every new freudian space eugenicist villain talks like he's trying to eat the scenery's pussy out harder than the last guy. 😔

#I am so upset that we won't get more of that batshit universe ugh the people don't appreciate Art

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June might be ending but pride is forever 🏳️‍🌈💞🏳️‍⚧️ got these cuties out of the kiln just in time! 🎣

Lots of these lure pipes and tons of other ceramic goodies dropping July 24th!

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