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sometimes…….things that are fanon………are worse

before there was Online there was lying on the floor and studying the patterns of the carpet and tracing it with your finger

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks

this and a blunt

I can't believe he's dead. It feels like just yesterday Lindsay Graham and I were just young boys playing down by the creek. "CT buddy, one day I'm gonna start a war with Iran" he would tell me, "and then by god I'm gonna immediately lose and die." Well look where we are now old friend. Look where we are now.