a real human bean

in the end i think i should be given the power to kill whoever i want because im righteous. they should make a show about me. with a cool demon angel thing following me around

I think if we keep encouraging Tumblr YA comedy-fantasy authors we can really put a dent in the idea that it's possible for writing to be good

it is the goal of all ui designers to instill misery in those who lack the surgeon's precision

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

in pickle world they shot charlie gherkin

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

reblog to bap prev with your paw

I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)