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Cece: Ever since we got engaged you've been acting insanely jealous. Schmidt: I simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you.

Alex: How'd it go with Cat Grant? Hank: Let's deal with one disaster at a time.

Toby: Walter, are you doing this for a dramatic effect or are you actually thinking?

Xo: You misread the signs. We've all done it. Jane: Really? You've made out with a guy's sweater as he desperately dodged your kiss?

Lucifer: Trust me, I've been doing this a long time. I know evil.

Connor: I don't kiss and tell.

Matt: I'm not seeking penance for what I've done, Father. I'm asking for forgiveness... for what I'm about to do.

Rip Hunter: I've seen darker days. I've seen men of steel die and dark knights fall and even then, I accomplish my mission no matter what.

Shay: I perjured myself for you Kelly.

Schmidt: This woman is engaged. Her number belongs to God now, thank you.

Spencer: I haven't broken into anywhere since my dorm room.

Hank: What the hell are these guys doing here? James: Where Supergirl goes, we go. Hank: This is a top secret facility Mr. Olsen, you think I'm going to let the media waltz in here? Winn: Actually, I'm in IT, so definitely not worth shooting. 

Toby: People like flavored creamers. Walter: Creamer is a flavor!

Jane: Enough! I have to draw the line somewhere, and telling my mom the ins and outs of my sex fantasy is definitely crossing it. Xo: Did you say ins and outs? Jane: Seriously, who are you? Fifteen? 

Lucifer: You, Ty, are like a four-leaf clover and a unicorn made a baby...without having sex.

Annalise: Think carefully, everything after this moment will not only determine your career but life. You can spend it in a corporate office drafting contracts and hitting on chubby paralegals before finally putting a gun in your mouth. Or you can join my firm and become someone you actually like. So decide, do you want the job or not?

Karen: Can I ask a personal question? Matt: I haven't always been blind. Karen: I guess that's what everyone wants to know. Matt: That or, "How do you comb your hair?"