Mia

The Amur Leopard and Clouded Leopard (which recently celebrated its 50th cub born at the zoo!)

The Sumatran Tiger

The Red Ruffed Lemur and Ring-Tailed Lemur

The Cotton-Top Tamarin and White-Cheeked Gibbon

The Colobus Monkey and De Brazza’s Monkey

And the Mexican Spider Monkey!

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Now, here's the trick. About a third of the time, I do pull my laptop out, and either play a Laptop Game or go back to Tumblr, but crucially I am now warm and comfy and in a position to put it down and go straight to sleep when I get tired, which is much easier to do than deciding to go to sleep from outside bed. But two thirds of the time, I don't open the laptop at all. I lie down and realised that I am sleepy and now I have gone to bed and don't even want the Laptop Game any more.

There is very little intrinsic institutional power in queenship. The power a consort, dowager, or queen mother has depends mostly on how much the reigning sovereign (usually a man) is willing to grant her. Needing a queen to serve as regent is exceptionally rare, and the regent is more often a male relative.

Queen regnant: woman who rules in her own right, not on behalf of someone else.

Regent: Someone who temporarily assumes the powers of the monarch on account of the monarch being too young or too incapacitated to govern.

Queen consort: Woman who is married to the monarch.

Dowager queen: Woman who was married to the monarch. The monarch is dead, and she is owed support as his widow.

Queen regnant: Elizabeth II. She was the eldest child of King George VI, and her only other sibling was her sister (the British throne used male-preference primogeniture for the line of succession until 2015, so any younger male siblings would have inherited it before her), so the throne passed to her on her father's death.

Regent: Richard III. Younger brother to Edward IV and uncle to Edward's sons, Edward V and Richard of Shrewsbury (apparently they liked a naming tradition at that point), who were 12 and 9 respectively when their father died. Strictly speaking, this meant they were first and second in line for the throne when their father died, with Richard III being third in line, but because Edward V wasn't old enough to rule by himself, his uncle became regent. He took them to the Tower of London for safety and then something mysterious happened to them both and he begrudgingly accepted the throne (he very clearly murdered them).

Queen consort: Queen Camilla, wife of King Charles III (the current king) and therefore queen consort.

Dowager queen: Possibly Queen Camilla in future. As second wife of Charles III and not mother to either of his sons (William and Harry both being sons of Charles III and Princess Diana), then if Charles predeceased Camilla, she would become solely a dowager queen, not also queen mother. (Side note: I couldn't think of any historical dowager queens who weren't also queen mothers off the top of my head, so after a bit of Wiki'ing I can tell you the last one for the British throne was Adelaide of Saxe-Meiningen, wife of King William IV and aunt of Queen Victoria; when William IV died without any children to inherit, the throne passed to his brother's daughter, Victoria.)