Annos ludendo hausi

This is the reality all maids face 

please don't lose the plot of this. if you're a trans person on HRT you're a living miracle, the dream of hundreds of millions of your ancestors. your lives are all deeply meaningful no matter what anyone says.

I think I'm gonna go lay down for a little while.

Alfred died in 899, and his bones were repeatedly moved. He was buried in Winchester Cathedral until 1110, when his remains were moved to Winchester's Hyde Abbey, where they were interred before the high altar between the bodies of his wife and son. The abbey was demolished after the dissolution of the monasteries in 1539, and the place was left in ruins. In 1866, during construction of a workhouse on the site, the English antiquarian John Mellor excavated the area, found what he thought were Alfred's bones and had them reburied at nearby St. Bartholemew’s Church. But in 2013, when archaeologists exhumed and carbon-dated the bones from St. Bartholomew’s churchyard, they proved to date from over 200 years after Alfred’s death - sparking Graham's interest and search. He said: "Whoever’s bones they were, they weren’t Alfred’s. So, I decided to discover what happened to them. "The quest has taken me 13 years.”

This radio ad for a local club’s annual Pole-A-Thon is geniunely the funniest thing I’ve heard in memory

Gah-gah-gah-gah-gah right up that pole

FLY

I"m waiting for you here ...

Portret van een vrouw met schoothondje

blink blink… they’re gossiping

Illustration for an article in the June 1990 issue of Newtype magazine, published by Kadokawa Shoten. Illustration by Sadami Morikawa, harmony work by Yusuke Takeda. Scanned from my personal collection.

grout white shark

Rare figural lamp screen. Created by Tiffany Studios, c.1905.Leaded glass, gilt bronze

Yeah honestly its probably them barking at, fucking, and then eating a monster made out of shit