⚧ genderfuck me ⚧

vagueposting about bad takes you see is OUT, making zines about bad takes you see is IN

i CAN use a kitchen knife but jesus christ it hurts. i just chopped up six bell peppers and i kept having to take breaks because my hand was cramping up so badly. something about how you have to hold a chef knife and brace it with fingers is just so fucking bad for my hand and i do not know why. i briefly looked at like. adaptive kitchen knives but i dont see any that look like they might be actually better for me. i feel like a padded or cushy handle with finger grooves might help.

me, listening to a delta green playthrough podcast with my husband, slowly getting redder and redder as the dm describes one player character beating up another: yeah unfortunately im not immune to "guy with hot voice calmly and authoritatively telling other men the physical suffering that's going to happen to them".

WOW i just drank my coffee so wrong

me when i use 4chan nazi dogwhistle language and then people think im a nazi because of it: [shocked pikachu face]

hey if you sound indistinguishable from a nazi you got some issues bud. "more queerslop" "oh im referencing ai slop" ok you do realize thats not what it fucking sounds like, right? you realize if i see some cunt talking about "queerslop" my first thought is "oh a fucking nazi great"

"quick we have to say latin to banish the demon" and they say the fucking glory be