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When I’m in my twenties and still have acne

#friends #ross #ross geller #twenties #acne #zits #why #why do bad things happen to good people

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When my roommate comes back home after being gone for a few days

#garfield #love me #feed me #never leave me #roommate #gone

When someone starts talking to me about politics

#dawson #dawson's creek #sad #crying #ugly cry #trump #politics #cry

When someone tries to talk to me about feelings

#feelings #dating #warm #fuzzy #warm and fuzzy inside #the flash #captain cold #arrowverse #leonard snart #snart

When I get a mass-produced, copy and pasted, hypothetical apology

#new girl #jess #jess day #jessica day #apology #weak

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When someone asks me about my hobbies

#food #hobbies #eating #hobby #jennifer lawrence #food is one of my favorite parts of the day

When someone wakes me up at 6am

#snl #6am #early #waking up #sleep #how dare you #amy poehler #seth meyers #saturday night live

How I feel when I’m watching reality TV

#that 70s show #Jackie #Jackie Burkhart #reality tv #reality television #that 70's show #smart #smarter

When I go back to work on Mondays

#30 rock #liz lemon #two thumbs #limited french #cried #crying #work #mondays #monday

When someone asks the selection is on Tinder

#2 broke girls #max #max black #dating #online #online dating #tinder #okc #okcupid #bumble #expectations #lower your expectations

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Me when I go on a date

#whose line #whose line is it anyway #alien #colin #colin mochrie #date #dating #weird

When someone asks why I have zero weekend plans

#antisocial #house #i don't like anybody #friends #no

Me 10 minutes after my lunch break

#rogelio #rogelio de la vega #jtv #jane the virgin #hungry #bored #lunch #work #michael

My with any new flirtation

#greg #greg serrano #crazy ex #crazy ex girlfriend #flirting #ignore #flirt #boys

When someone useless at works keeps not being fired

#big bang theory #the big bang theory #sheldon #sheldon cooper #what is happening #useless #work #fired

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When it’s a long weekend

#gravity falls #mabel #let me sleep forever #weekend #long weekend #sleep

When my parents ask if they can visit me

#nicki minaj #parents #visit #I'd rather not #no thanks #no #family

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