#crazy ex

Then it snowballed into them telling me they didn't love me anymore and saying it was "their fault" for dating someone with mood swings and who they'd only known for a month before dating.

We had been dating for OVER A YEAR at this point btw. So uh PLENTY OF TIME to get to know each other after that ONE MONTH

I also got them a fuck ton of (expensive) Twst merch but when my birthday came around they didn't even get me a card. They didn't have a job but they always talked about loving crafts and stuff so I ASKED THEM FOR A CARD for my birthday and got nothing.

Its funny too bc we broke up either the day before or when Episode 1 of the Twst anime came out lol

Anyways I love Ortho still and the point of this all is to make sure you're not dating someone who will lie to you for months about loving you bc it was easier not to break your heart.

Oh also make sure that person doesn't make shit up middle of a conversation accusing you of mischaracterizing their favorite character to just. Get angry at you over a FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT

Anyways K I hope you never get an SSR ever again :3

This probably sounds really petty and vindictive but then again so were they, as we agreed to stay friends after the breakup then they IMMEDIATELY BLOCKED ME ON TIKTOK LMAO

They literally only ran a Twst fan account so idk why

Edit bc i forgot to add this: their reasoning behind lying about loving me for months was bc they thought I was gonna kill myself over them

Me: "Mom you need to block him. And get a restraining order."

Mom: "No but he's nice! He's such a good friend to me! He fixes stuff for us."

Me: "He accused you of cheating when you were dating because you wanted to go home to your kids."

Mom: "But he's really not that bad!"

Me: "He shows up to our home uninvited. Actually no, when we explicitly tell him to not come to our home."

Mom: "He just doesn't understand boundaries! It means he cares about me!"

Me: "He's a Trump supporter."

Mom: "Not all Trump supporters are bad! They just don't realize what Trump is doing!"

Me: "That is... objectively not true anymore. And also, one more thing."

Mom: "What?"

"He got drunk, texted my little brother- a child- and asked them to take pictures of you sleeping."

Mom:

Me: "Your children feel uncomfortable and unsafe around him. If you continue to keep him in your life, you are a bad mother."

Mom:

Mom: "But doesn't that just mean he misses me?"