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I don't think Estinien ever worries about the WoL, not because he doesn't care, but because anything you do he just assumes you'll succeed, even if it shouldn't be possible. You brought Ishgard and dragons together, you and Alphinaud saved him from Nidhogg's eyes, and then you immediately freed two more countries, of course you're going to save this other world and bring the scions' souls home. He doesn't really understand it, but it sounds like you have it covered. The world is ending? Man it's a good thing we got you on our side. Fought a god of despair at the edge of the world? That's a Tuesday for you, right? The WoL is seemingly dying on the spaceship floor? Nah, watch this, they're gonna perk up in about ten minutes and give us each a high five. (Alisaie smacks him for saying this, but he's absolutely still right.)
Estinien may not be the smartest of the scions, but he is wise, and he may not fully understand what plot armor is, but he's definitely clocked that you got it.
squenix can keep adding cool new jobs for the rest of time but they're never gonna beat the raw incredible sex appeal of a dragoon doing the kain pose while standing on something they shouldn't be able to stand on
reapers throw down their scythes in disgust knowing they can never be this fucking cool
you're so jealous you'll never look this good
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Man, how do au ra hear?
Is it lore compliant to say they have ears? Some googling says their ears are their horns. But whispering into someone's horn sounds ridiculous. Or is that how people write it? Lizards do have ears so it's probably not biologically incorrect to say an au ra has ears of some kind. It just feels strange. If you take the more reptile path, whispering into someone's ear hole sounds even less appealing than whispering into a horn.
The fandom had to have discussed this before right? Probably at length. I'm just too new to the fandom to have seen the lore debate. Can an au ra get an earache? Do their horns just hurt? Is it understood that if you say someone is whispering in an au ra's ear, they're murmuring close to like the base of their horns?
As someone whose first WoL OC is an Au Ra and I’ve been playing FFXIV since ARR, I can definitely say that this topic has been talked about extensively over the years, and there is not a whole a lot that has been set in stone with their anatomy, but I can say for myself that yes, when I write, I do treat Yume’s horns as her ears. Someone will whisper into her horn, for example. I like to imagine that Au Ra hear by the vibrations that hit their horns, but honestly, I don’t think about it that deeply. I just replace the word ear for horn and be on my merry way. But I’m sure that others may have differing interpretations here, so feel free to add on to this if you’re so inclined!
It is canon that Au Ra hear via vibrations in their horns.
I generally go with "whisper against her horn" rather than "in".
The Encyclopedia explicitly states that Au Ra hear through their horns (also, that their horns grant enhanced spacial recognition, like bat sonar I guess?). I use horn as a replacement for ear for anything having to do with Kali hearing. Even Thancred has been known to reference it, ie, 'And just what did you hear with those too sharp horns of yours?'.
*kicks the door down* All I had to hear was Au Ra, horns, and ear, I feel so strongly about this topic I can't even Starting this with the reminder that this is a fictional world with fictional lore and people should absolutely engage with the content the way they want and interpret or reject canon as much as they want for their blorbos. Be cringe, be wild, be free. NOW ON THAT NOTE HERE'S MY SLIGHTLY RELATED SOAPBOX OF WHAT I DO FOR MY LOVELY AU RA BOY: Canonically, horns = ear but ears have more moving parts than just "ear" generally encompasses. I believe that the horns act the same way as a pinna or shell of an ear. It's just the outside, gathering vibrations and sounds and directing them both with the hollow interior (I'll get to this) and with the shape of the horn. There is NO WAY the ENTIRE hearing organ is the horn. If this were the case then every Xaela ever in every fight ever would be targeting horns cause heavy metal clanging against that would be crippling. Our ears control balance as well as sound processing, a smack with a shield to a horn would completely drop someone. I have a hard time believing a series of Tribes that frequently clash, whose entire ruling body is decided by the annual, violent capture the flag, would unanimously agree that "horns are off limits" and go into battle with the most obvious weak spot ever. I DO believe that the horns are instead less about the interpretation of sounds and act more like an additional sense of spatial awareness. I believe Au Ra have a hearing canal at the base of the ear (this is where they reach when interacting with a link pearl) the same way we as human have a little hole in our head right next to the shell of the ear. They likely "hear" things the same way we as people do which is why they have vocal languages the same as us but in addition probably have a firmer grasp of more sensitive vibrations. The inside of the horn can't be entirely hollow or it's going to be an echo chamber in there and more likely has a sort of mesh like the "hollow" of bird bones to trap vibrations and "focus" them into understanding information about the environment. I think Au Ra as a result are extremely difficult to sneak up on and have incredible battle awareness, which tracks with their cultural predisposition to combat when protecting flocks, defending territory, and other disputes. Never mind the value such an awareness would have dodging predators themselves as Xaela in particular are preyed upon by Matanga, Baras, and other predators. The same way the shell of our ear has feeling, I think their horns do too. Being of a thicker and stronger material they may not be as sensitive but I feel like that boils down to the individual. I know people who have extremely sensitive ears and people with a dozen piercings who didn't feel a thing getting them. The thickness of the horn, the scale pattern, and other factors could weigh into the sensitivity. My boys horns are not particularly sensitive. He has used his horns to block weapons before (it wasn't pleasant and he was a little dazed) but he has enough feeling to enjoy when his partners rub his horns. The sound of gentle rubbing and the feeling of it is soothing for him. The way we casually use the term "ear" in RP/writing/etc, generally refers to just the outside shell, we don't picture the ENTIRE organ when we hear the word "ear" so I think in that sense, yeah horn = ear and for RP purposes that makes sense. I'm with the person who said "to" the horn sounds more natural than "in" the horn when whispering. TL;DR - I just wanted a flimsy excuse to publicly talk about this - Horns are just the outside of the ear, there's an aural canal

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By this point the WoL can just go “I know a guy” in about 98% of all situations, but like the guy in question is
Just some guy, kind of the weirdest thing is that they know the WoL
Just Some Guy, but like. There is something distinctly off about them, like maybe they have been living in the wilderness alone for 15 years, who knows, but like. They do the job!
An expert in the field. Makes sense, you probably run into those saving the world and whatnot.
A world-renown expert in the field. Still makes sense, but wow you were not expecting that for your silly problem.
A world-renown person. Like, everyone’s heard of Cid Garlond by this point, what do you mean you have him on speed dial.
A world leader. You thought the Elder Seedseer never left Gridania except in times of crisis, but ok!
A dragon, quite possibly of the first brood or otherwise quite old. This feels like overkill.
Something you weren’t even expecting to be sentient, like the plushy chocobo and its robotic friend. Extremely weird.
A literal cryptid or person you thought was entirely mythical. Sure, this might as well happen.
You never meet ‘the guy’, because apparently ‘the guy’ lives in a different world/dimension. Somehow still gives excellent and applicable advice.
The WoL, but this time in a different outfit (silly hat included)
Can't leave these in the tags, they're too accurate
You have to understand that I think being a Warrior of Light is a vocation that requires a very particular person with an absolutely lunatic drive. You need to be a martyr. You need to be okay with murder. You need to think that punching god in the face is okay. You must love fetch quests. You must be willing to give all of you, every single piece, if it means it will keep everyone safe. How you approach dissembling yourself into your puzzle piece elements to hand to people like an active grenade to lob at their problems is up to you. But you must be okay with it.
You must think, when asked if you want to have a fist fight at the end of the world, that giving into your base instincts is the greatest mercy your always-enemy-always-equal narrative foil who rode the light of stars to find you can grant you
I saw someone say that the M12 theme song's lyrics are written from the WoL's perspective, rather than the boss's
Considering the Arcadion storyline, that actually makes sense, yet at the same time, it's kinda funny how it makes the WoL sound like a raid-addicted sicko lmao
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Sometimes I just want more things that are the WoL passing by Sharlyans deep in theoretical discussions about the limits of magic and reality and just casually dropping the most insane bits of knowledge
Like, “Oh, time travel isn’t really the best option for like, anything. It takes so much aether as to be pretty unfeasible, it’s hard to control, and in my experience most of the time you make a stable loop with the present you started from, so it’s not really worth it.”
Or, “I mean, the void between worlds is just that- a void. There’s some kinda weird like, crystallized memories I guess? But yeah nothing much.”
“As far as I know, wave-kin can fly because of a really weird ancient in-joke, so trying to figure out the taxonomy there isn’t great.”
“Hey, I know some Nymian scholars, I could run that by them for a better translation- no, not scholars of Nymia, I mean literally Nymian scholars. Well, uh, they were cursed. Um. Have you heard of tonberries?”
“Yes, the black mage Shantoto really was like that. How do I-? I’ve talked to her? I am literally her student?? Yes I practice the forbidden art of black magic, I’ve also got permission from the Padjali to practice white magic and I learned red magic anyways- yes, I know that one is a nearly dead art, no I am not looking for students.”
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I've been informed that, apparently, grooming each other means very different things for bunnies and cats.
get this man a bow the scions need a phys ranged!!
it has got to be so surreal being an average alexandrian citizen. imagine if king arthur's court showed up in present day america. guys who still call books "tomes." they have wizards with them. the president personally escorts them around washington DC. a fleet of journalists are taking pictures of them eating a costco hotdog for the first time. someone posts a candid 30 second clip of them on tiktok trying to figure out how a vending machine works. and then within a month they've killed the president, installed a new president who looks just like the old president, distributed the cure for cancer, blown up the national oil reserves, dropped in on WWE SmackDown, and then left. guys from a continent that still uses lantern light orchestrate a near total societal restructuring without ever learning what the internet is. the first time most of them had ever been on a train was when they strapped bombs to one and exploded a military checkpoint to enter the country. and everyone's just sort of fine with it

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but you see, bunnies own the moon collectively
what the fuck happens in final fantasy
okay i think i've gotten enough people tagging this post saying that moon rabbits didn't originate in Final Fantasy that want to clarify that yes, i know there's moon rabbits in mythology, that's what i was referencing, the thing is my post was originally a post about rabbit communism and it just happened to get de-railed when many awesome transgenders started tagging it with Final Fantasy tags which enlightened to me the bizarre reality that there are moon-rabbit communists in Final Fantasy. i cannot express this enough, i know there are moon rabbits in miscellaneous mythologies around the world, i was simply taken aback by the fact that there are moon rabbit communists in Final Fantasy apparently.
anyway thank u all for informing me about lopporrits i would die for them
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